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Author Topic: We are the One Percent  (Read 3615 times)

Salsacookies

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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #45 on: July 26, 2014, 05:03:58 pm »

@Nun-
As you lift the skillet up to meet her head, she raises her hand and stops it cold"Now, that's not a way to treat someone who loves you"She then breaks your wrist like a twig, throws the skillet like a frisbee through the wall, and shoves you down to the ground."I think you need a few lessons in respecting your elders boy!"
@Sarrak-
Okay, whatever... lets get movin'.You walk along with them for awhile, doing what they do. For abominations, they act pretty normal. They seem to take you along as their own. Then they come up to you."Whatever, time to prove yourself one of us" They take you to a dark room, lit by nothing but a light bulb and candles. You see someone strapped to a bed. Then they give you a bag with metallic things clanking around in there. They walk out."Take your time, we'll be right outside
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You walk outside. Everything is desolate.
« Last Edit: July 26, 2014, 05:07:35 pm by Salsacookies »
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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #46 on: July 26, 2014, 05:07:43 pm »

Oh. Torture. I read about it, but so few opportunities to practice... Check the bag. It must be nails.
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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #47 on: July 26, 2014, 05:11:16 pm »

After all this chaos and pain, something in my mind snaps.  Permanently.  Haha!  One corny line deserves another, mother dearest!

"Did you forget, mom?  I always ate my vegetables!"  Prove to her I grew up healthy and strong by jumping to my feet and roundhouse kicking her head off.
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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #48 on: July 26, 2014, 07:15:28 pm »

@Nun-
You get up to your feet, but before you could do anything, it grabs your head, and makes you look at her saggy face."Rebellion, such a silly thing you youths go through, i'll fix that soon enough.She then slams your head into a hard surface, cutting your face and knocking out. You wake up in a poorly lit room, save for a swinging light, which shows body parts and... things, moving around in them. Your tied to a chair, and something is nibbling at your wound.
@Sarrak-
You check the bag, it's full of surgical equipment, and a needle poked your finger, and you start feeling sluggish and numb.
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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #49 on: July 27, 2014, 02:06:31 am »

Whatever. Continue onwards with torture, my body is perfectly capable of overcoming this nimbness!
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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #50 on: July 27, 2014, 05:54:35 am »

Go check the mall
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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #51 on: July 27, 2014, 11:44:50 am »

Look at what is eating at my wound.
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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #52 on: July 28, 2014, 02:49:56 am »

TURN AROUND BE PARANOID. IF IT NOT GOOD, I SHOOT NOT GOOD THING.
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #53 on: August 02, 2014, 11:25:55 pm »

@Nun-You see a small spikey insectoid creature slowly digging itself into your finger stump.
@Sarrak- You sluggishly pull the tarp off the body. You see a gag in his mouth, and his eyes are a golden yellow. He is wearing nothing but underwear, and he is strapped to the table. You take the scalpel, and move it toward his eye. His eyes then become bloodshot, and the scalpel flings out of your hand, and cuts through your cheek, from lip to ear, cutting the side of your face open. You fall to the ground in shock, and watch as he rises up, and telekinectically wraps the tarp around him like a cloak. He then speaks."Now my apprentice, let us learn of the way of pain."The torture tools begin to float around him.
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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #54 on: August 03, 2014, 03:52:58 pm »

@Saber- You see a shadow go behind a trashcan.

@ROC- You go to the mall, there's no activity.
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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #55 on: August 03, 2014, 05:34:50 pm »

"Let's see, who will teach who..."

He can't that strong in telekinesis. After all, he chose to jerk the scalpel, not my hand. Overpower him.
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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #56 on: August 03, 2014, 06:53:21 pm »

Rock the chair forward and back until it falls over, hopefully squishing the bug trying to eat or infest me.
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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #57 on: August 09, 2014, 05:24:51 am »

Get food
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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #58 on: August 12, 2014, 01:32:42 pm »

Call out:

"Who goes there!?"
If I see potential danger say

"Do not ask for whom the gun shoots..."
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #59 on: August 21, 2014, 09:29:43 pm »

"Let's see, who will teach who..."

He can't that strong in telekinesis. After all, he chose to jerk the scalpel, not my hand. Overpower him.
You can't even move, unless he wants you too. He picks you up, and places you on the table "We shall now begin... The Art... of Evisceration, my apprentice." All the medical tools are now floating over you.

Rock the chair forward and back until it falls over, hopefully squishing the bug trying to eat or infest me.
As you rock the chair, the bug on you falls off, and is crushed under your chair. The chair breaks under you weight, and you can now move. The other bugs are startled by the noise, and hide within the bodies. Your "mother" calls down, and you hear footsteps and cracking. "Sonny, are you alright, momma will be there in a jiffy."
Call out:

"Who goes there!?"
If I see potential danger say

"Do not ask for whom the gun shoots..."
You call out, and see nothing, but hear something. "I smell you, "maniacal cackling", I... smell.. RED."
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