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Salsacookies

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We are the One Percent
« on: July 20, 2014, 03:17:09 pm »

minimalist horror rtd
Spoiler: Introduction (click to show/hide)

You may post now. Enjoy.
« Last Edit: July 21, 2014, 09:55:09 pm by Salsacookies »
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Harry Baldman

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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2014, 03:27:33 pm »

"Why, yiss, yiss I deed."

Is my left hand close to waking up yet?
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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2014, 03:28:42 pm »

Look over and see if my significant other is still in her cage.

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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2014, 03:32:14 pm »

@Harry-
Your hand is perfectly awake.
@Remuthra-
Your other is in her cage, it's just the issue of you being in it too :)
« Last Edit: July 21, 2014, 01:23:50 pm by Salsacookies »
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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2014, 03:34:21 pm »

"Blimey, mate, who trashed the house and locked me up?"

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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2014, 03:44:10 pm »

((Unless you say your with someone else, i'm gonna assume you by yourself, to clear up possible confusion))
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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2014, 05:07:26 pm »

"Well, this is awkward. What is your name, mate? Anything happening of lately?" I said, trying to maintain a poker face, even though I was terrified.
"My name is Dennis, what's yours?"
« Last Edit: July 20, 2014, 05:27:00 pm by SaberToothTiger »
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.
Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2014, 05:22:32 pm »

Reply with yes
Then ask whey?
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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2014, 06:35:23 pm »

@CURIOUSBEAST
" Why not? Just being nice? Is it a crime for me to be...'nice'.", you're not sure how, but his smile seems wider than before.

@SaberToothTiger
He looks at you for a second, then responds with a Horrific Laugh,, which gives you a bad headache, messes with your vision, and makes you naseated. The tv goes to fuzz, and white noise comes out of it.
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Whoops. Well, shit. Typical salsacookies.
I don't need my cavities checked. I just went to the dentist! Ba-dum-tiss.
I am a Christian

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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2014, 07:05:18 pm »

I try calling 911 or a similar service depending on my location.  Any response?
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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2014, 07:08:10 pm »

Dennis started to shiver. Why is this being talking to me? It clearly massacred these people. Wait, why AM I talking to it? THROUGH A TV? I mean, I can turn it off, disconnect it from the power grid or simply throw it out the window!
"It was nice talking to you. Well, Farewell. By the way, I did not catch your name. What was it...?" Just as he answers in any sort of way, try to get rid of the TV.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2014, 07:08:16 pm »

"Blimey, mate, who trashed the house and locked me up?"

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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2014, 07:12:54 pm »

Perfect. Something happened to this boring life after all. Oh, the thrill and horror! Prepare for a long journey.
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2014, 07:26:24 pm »

@SaberToothTiger-(( The guy laughed at you and turned itself off and the guy made you sick))
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I don't need my cavities checked. I just went to the dentist! Ba-dum-tiss.
I am a Christian

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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2014, 07:32:26 pm »

((My character is currently is in the midst of filling his pants with refuse, so I doubt he will mind. If he won't get an answer, he'll just turn the TV off/ throw it outside.))
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.
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