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[HawaiianJon]

The mush is not potatoes

A tantrum is taking over.

[Morghaine]

((hello, "old" person!))

((Ha hahahahaha. Lyeos is almost as new as you.))

((Oh, good to know. Then this should've been "hello other new person" plus another hello to all the "old" ones or others!))

A tantrum is taking over.

During which you stomp so hard on the ground that the ceiling comes down on the people in the flat beneath you. They're stuck in the debris for hours, slowly dying of internal bleedings.


Ordering something via internet.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

That something being a sword, which you use to massacre many people.

Playing M:tG.

[Salsacookies]

A spell in the book was real, and you summoned the Fae.

Everyday I'm shufflin'

[TalonisWolf]

Everyday I'm shufflin'

All these blades in my stomac'

Paperwork.

[Morghaine]

You fill in a document about organ donation. Soon afterwards you get injured and need to go to hospital. They do their best to make you die instead of curing you, because your organs serve well to save the head physicians daughter.


Playing the piano.

[Lyeos]

Ahem.

Taking a shower in water, not acid.

[Morghaine]

With the window open. Someone walks by and can't stop staring but keeps walking meanwhile. They run into an old woman standing by the side of the road, pushing her by accident. She trips, falls and ends up infront of a bus. The driver doesn't manage to stop the bus in time.


Watering all the orchids around the house.

[Coolrune206]

While watering said plants, you slip on a wet paving stone, and fall into the carnivorous plants section of your garden. They feast with glee.

Driving a sports car on a congested highway.

[Morghaine]

There is an earthquake and the road underneath you starts breaking, spliting up, forming a huge gap. Since there are too many cars blocking the way, most don't manage to drive out of that spot in time.


Drinking self-made Vodka.

[Salsacookies]

Self made Vodka is water, and you commit suicide.

Listening to heavy metal

[Morghaine]

You take the lyrics too serious and start masacring people with a chainsaw.


Attending a marriage.

[Kingbodz]

Its the Red Wedding and you are a stark soldier
Riding a go cart

[Salsacookies]

SPIKED BLUE SHELL, SCREW YOU!

Playing Mario Kart

[snackfox]

In real life. You crash and die.

Walking.