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[ckisocoa]

You lick the windows and slowly start to fade out. That damn Billy put his poison glue on the windows again.

Reading.

[Arcvasti]

Someone taps you on the shoulder and you look up, moving the hand holding the book into their unsucpecting head accidentally, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain.

Wearing a bright purple scarf.

[richeygator]

In dayz-you get sniped A LOT

Playing dayz

[blazing glory]

Losing your mind and murdering people for pants. (That's how it went right? Never played it but gathered from the reviews that there was some sort of pants obsession)

Washing your hair.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

With acid. The kind that can eat through metal.

Reading a book.

[richeygator]

become addicted to the warriors series
kidnap the writer and kill him when he doesn't like your ideas

waking up at 6 am

Losing your mind and murdering people for pants. (That's how it went right? Never played it but gathered from the reviews that there was some sort of pants obsession)

its not so much an obsession as as a healthy fixation 

[Alev]

Too late for the missile headed towards you.

Swimming in a kiddie pool.

[Lyeos]

That happens to be filled with sulfuric acid.

Feeding a cow.

[blazing glory]

It bites your hand off and while your recoiling in pain it stomps your head in. (Fine,once upon a time,a cow stood on my toe,while it didn't get broken or affected in any way,I still don't like cows.)

Having a large grudge against cows.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

You try to kill one. It gores you.

Having a fear of feathers.

[Lyeos]

No Phoenix Down for you.

Playing Megaman X.

[Salsacookies]

The tv has a bomb in it, which activates after being turned on

I drive an ice cream van.

[blazing glory]

Upon hearing the noise,all the hungry children start swarming your vehicle,making it impossible to move forwards,they then start feasting on everything inside,including you. (I maaay have been playing Cataclysm DDA,and maaay have been driving a noisy vehicle through the streets.)

Sleeping.

[Alev]

Your pillow suffocates you.

Browsing Bay12.

[Salsacookies]

You dig too deep into bay12, and you unleash the circus

Playing chess with a Russian kid.