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[Coolrune206]

Just a quick Public Service announcement- remember, the action can result in A death. It doesn't say whose, does it? Wink wink. We now return you to your regularly scheduled mayhem.

[Aslandus]

You starve to death while grinding for the last legendary to complete your set

I walk into a library

[richeygator]

your weight extremely minor contributes to the foundation faster,
in 1000 years the foundation finally gives in when a child makes it his clubhouse and it collapses

watching teen titans

[pisskop]

You become dangerously addicted to the show, quitting your school/job to try to make ends meet as a Teen Titans critic/expert.  Eventually Cartoon Network hires you to be the Beastman mascot at their new theme park.  For minimal wages.  An angry father attacks you after you make their child cry.


Routine exercise in the park.

[birdy51]

Ends in tragedy when you forget that you live in a war torn country and your routine jogging path just happened to fall on the day of major protests against Dictator Nofun taking place in the park. You, among many, many others are rounded up and sent off to labor camps in the middle of ocean on an oil rig. There, armed slave labor organizers form a rebellion which you are apart of. Although you fought valiantly, you are killed in the fire fight and revolutionaries make you a martyr.

Drinking a nice small glass of red wine after work.

[Alev]

Breaking the glass and slicing your throat up.

SMOKIN

[Arcvasti]

You accidentally drop a smoking cigarette in some grass. There were some newborn kittens nearby. They burn to death. You monster.

Sitting on two chairs at once.

[snackfox]

Easy. The chair slips and you break your legs, dying from your injuries.

Blinking.

[Arcvasti]

Why did you think that was a good idea.

Petting a cat.

[Noel.se]

The cat isn't satisfied and claws your eyes out.

A semicolon.

[Kingbodz]

You put it in the wrong place, causing granner Nazis to find your house and kill you

Watching TV

[snackfox]

You forget to blink and go blind. You promptly fall out a window and die.

Living.

[Alev]

You forget to blink and go blind. You promptly fall out a window and die.

Living.

Eventually, old age catches you.

Rolling down a hill covered in caltrops, innocently.

[Kingbodz]

Speaks for itself

Painting a mural

[Aslandus]

You inhale too many paint fumes and go mad, then beat bystanders to death with the paint can

Responding to a forum post