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[Comrade Shamrock]

They succeed too well and string of jealous lovers hunt down and kill you.

Shooting someone else with a water gun.

[MeimieFan88]

Turns out someone else was a wicked witch, who is now dead after contact with water.

Going to bed a bit later than usual.

[Harry Baldman]

They succeed too well and string of jealous lovers hunt down and kill you.

Quite a surreal scenario, given the setup.

Going to bed a bit later than usual.

You fail to wake up in time to read your horoscope before going to work - a shame, because Pisces were advised strictly to avoid going to work that day, for the position of Saturn indicated such a thing would bring nothing but certain death. The funny pages, which you did read, failed to mention this fact, so you went to work most foolishly.

And now you're dead. I hope you're proud of yourself, you ignorant Pisces.

[Comrade Shamrock]

What are we meant to make result in death? Oh, looks like he was murdered before he typed that part out. Such a shame. 

Mending a socket.

[Coolrune206]

It turns out it was an electrical socket, and you forgot your rubber gloves. You, terrified of being electrocuted, gingerly touched the socket. To your surprise, you did not die. Enthusiastic now, you pulled touched your other hand to it and.... DEAAAAATHHHHH.

I beat up another guy in a bar fight.

[Harry Baldman]

Correction: you beat up another guy's first form in a bar fight. His second form, where he turns red, large, flickering, one-winged and multi-armed is, you find, altogether more lethal.

I attempt to reconnect with my estranged father on his final days before he dies of his lymphoma.

[kahn1234]

Turns out your father is a crazed madman with a large collection of guns. When you visit, he shoots you dead.


I visit a demolition derby and sit high up in the seating stands.

[richeygator]

By sitting up so high you fall down the stairs for 5 minute while slowly dieing

Reading the TV tropes forums

[BlitzDungeoneer]

You click in several links present there, which in turn lead to more links. You eventually die of dehydration, after 3 days of nonstop browsing.

Reading manga.

[Comrade Shamrock]

You read several manga comics present here, which in turn lead to more manga comics. You eventually die of dehydration, after 3 days of nonstop reading.

Drinking water one drop at a time.

[NAV]

The drops come way too slowly, and you die of thirst.

Scuba diving.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Attack of the jellyfish.

Golf

[richeygator]

Smash someones skull with a golf ball

Watching butterfly's

[Lyeos]

It was the Moonlight Butterfly - naturally, it kills you.

Washing your hands with tepid water.

[Alev]

Laced with acid

Eating pie