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Author Topic: Make an innocent action result in death!  (Read 6885 times)

Comrade Shamrock

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Re: Make an innocent action result in death!
« Reply #30 on: July 19, 2014, 11:34:29 pm »
While eating the pie you are clubbed from behind.

Flying a kite.
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Re: Make an innocent action result in death!
« Reply #31 on: July 19, 2014, 11:35:44 pm »
Yeah, that wasn't an ARTIFICIAL kite. It is in fact a kite as in a bird. Animal rights activists crucify you.

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Re: Make an innocent action result in death!
« Reply #32 on: July 19, 2014, 11:37:25 pm »
(It says innocent, not heretical)
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Re: Make an innocent action result in death!
« Reply #33 on: July 19, 2014, 11:39:26 pm »
You forget to take it with you. Splat!!!

Flying using an umbrella.
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Re: Make an innocent action result in death!
« Reply #34 on: July 19, 2014, 11:40:52 pm »
You get struck by lighting. Ow.

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Re: Make an innocent action result in death!
« Reply #35 on: July 19, 2014, 11:42:49 pm »
It is used to restrain you while you are slowly dismembered.

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Re: Make an innocent action result in death!
« Reply #36 on: July 19, 2014, 11:46:40 pm »
Turns out the "sleeping dust" in books is real,
It also has all the symptoms of kitten-rot

Paying for an orphanage
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Re: Make an innocent action result in death!
« Reply #37 on: July 20, 2014, 12:29:22 am »
Quote from: richeygator on July 19, 2014, 11:46:40 pm
Turns out the "sleeping dust" in books is real,
It also has all the symptoms of kitten-rot

Paying for an orphanage
First, you orphan the kids. They mob you.

Jogging on a perfectly flat surface with absolutely nothing on it other than me and air.
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Re: Make an innocent action result in death!
« Reply #38 on: July 20, 2014, 01:20:01 am »
You soon realize that their is absolutely nothing beyond yourself, the earth, and air. So slowly stare, but thankfully, the dehydration makes you lack the lucidity of sight. There is no sun, and the residual heat slowly dies down. You ultimately die of frostbite.

Being inside the Perfectly-Safe Immortality Capsule.
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Re: Make an innocent action result in death!
« Reply #39 on: July 20, 2014, 05:55:41 am »
"Inside" being "inside the very walls of the capsule as opposed to the occupant space" and then suffocating.
Being dead to begin with.
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Re: Make an innocent action result in death!
« Reply #40 on: July 20, 2014, 05:58:18 am »
Being resurrected by a mad cult as they believe you are a deity, they then kill you for cheating them.

Strolling through your empty garden.
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Re: Make an innocent action result in death!
« Reply #41 on: July 20, 2014, 06:08:31 am »
Getting bitten by a spider and dying before help comes.

Secretly being a lizard in a person suit.
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Re: Make an innocent action result in death!
« Reply #42 on: July 20, 2014, 06:23:07 am »
Reptile Cardiovascular Disease. It isn't dramatic nor is it spectacular, but when the leading cause of death in developed countries is heart disease, it is to be expected.
Never existing in the first place.
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Re: Make an innocent action result in death!
« Reply #43 on: July 20, 2014, 06:59:11 am »
You are put into existence, at the grand canyon, to see the beauties of the world. You are so mesmerised by the canyon that you step forward, aaaand.... Splat.

I pull the pin on a grenade, and continue holding it, wondering what will happen.
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Re: Make an innocent action result in death!
« Reply #44 on: July 20, 2014, 07:00:39 am »
You do ntohing, allowing the assasins sent to kill you to disembowel you with ease.

Playing an MMORPG.
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