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Spoiler: Nunzillor (click to show/hide)

Name: Jake Trout
Gender: Male
Age: 37
Description: Jake is a balding and slightly overweight man.  He has bags under his eyes and a perpetual frown.
Backstory: Originally a semi-respected royal accountant, Jake realized one day that his life was boring.  After sneaking away from the castle he worked in, he decided that his fresh start would begin (and likely end) here, at the Meatgrinder.
Strength: -5
Speed: -5
Dex: 0
Toughness: -5
Perception: 0
Luck: 5

Inventory: Poisoned letter-opener

Spoiler: Beirus (click to show/hide)

Name: Jase the Invulnerable
Gender: Male
Age:24
Description: A tall man with brown hair, blue eyes, and a full beard. He is covered in scars.
Backstory: Jase was born on the streets, and made a living taking what he wanted from others, usually through violence. His fighting style was based on a legendary man called Igor, who was said to be invincible. When the guards finally ran him out of town, he headed for the Meat grinder to try and take a fortune the only way he knew how, for it surely could not grind meat as tough as his.

Stats (You have 20 points to distribute. Each stat starts at -5.)
Strength: 0
Speed: -15
Dexterity: 0
Toughness: +20
Perception: -15
Luck: 0

Inventory: Long sword

Spoiler: Alev (click to show/hide)

Name: Ronald Smith
Gender: Male
Age: 64
Description: Pretty fit for his age, with greying shaggy hair.  He always wears a wide brimmed hat and trenchcoat.
Backstory: In his youth, he was a respected nobleman and sharpshooter. He joined the army as an officer, and had been so for years. All his soldiers are old now, and living off pensions, but Ronald basically thought "f--- this" and joined the adventuring party.

Stats (You have 20 points to distribute. Each stat starts at -5.)
Strength: -5
Speed: -10
Dexterity: 4
Toughness: -5
Perception: 1
Luck: 5

Inventory: Wheellock carbine.
20 bullets

Spoiler: wer6 (click to show/hide)

Name:Screeeeeed
Gender:M
Age:30
Description:THAT THING LOOKS PISSED
Backstory:AN ANGRY MONSTER FROM HELL

Stats (You have 20 points to distribute. Each stat starts at -5.)
Strength: -150
Speed: +290
Dexterity: -210
Toughness: -210
Perception: 5
Luck: +55

Inventory:
MAH CHOBO KNIFE

These four brave men are the first to enter the Meatgrinder. It starts with a long, dark tunnel. The screams of pain coming from inside the dungeon seem to have stopped.

Jake perception[11]
Jase perception[19-15=4]
Ronald perception[2+1=3]
Screeeeeed perception[5+5=10]

Jase and Ronald can't make out much in the darkness, but Jake and Screeeeeeed see a heavy iron door at the end of the tunnel, and a row of foot tall spikes on the floor.

Post your actions now.

(Wer6, your stats don't add up. You can add 210 points.)

[Beirus]

Can't see anything. Might as well slowly walk forward, dragging my feet, and stop if I bump into something.

[Alev]

Cock my carbime, following after Screeeed and Jake.

[wer6]

JUMP AS FAST AS I CAN OVER THE SPIKE AND SPEEDILY WAIT FOR THEM..

((split it bewteen my dex and tough))

[NAV]

JUMP AS FAST AS I CAN OVER THE SPIKE AND SPEEDILY WAIT FOR THEM..

((split it bewteen my dex and tough))

((Dex and tough leveled up. New stats: -105 dex, -105 tough. Not that it will help you.))

Screeeeeed speed[11+290=301]MASSIVE OVERSHOOT!
Screeeeeed Toughness[17-105=-88]

Screeeeeed takes off down the hall at many times the speed of sound. Doing this, he experiences several hundred times the force of gravity in acceleration which his body isn't equipped to handle. His fellow adventurers just see him disappear out of sight, and then reappear as a blood spatter at the end of the hall. His knife falls to the ground.

Can't see anything. Might as well slowly walk forward, dragging my feet, and stop if I bump into something.

Jase Dex[19]

Jase walks forward, slowly, dragging his feet, which turns out to be a very, very wise thing to do. There is a tripwire strung up before the spikes that no one saw. Jase carefully steps over the tripwire and the spikes and makes it to the door.

Cock my carbime, following after Screeeed and Jake.

Ronald dex[3+4=7]

Ronald follows after Jase, and watches as he avoids all the traps. Almost tripping and impaling himself on the spikes, but he too makes it to the door without injury. They are both standing in what's left of poor Screeeeed. There is a knife on the ground.

Jake Trout just stands still, lost in thought.

Takeshi the ninja enters the Meatgrinder.

Spoiler: The Ensorceler (click to show/hide)

Name: Takeshi
Gender: Male
Age: 23
Description:An apparently stereotypical ninja looking to break the mold. He likes sheep for their ability to digest explosives.
Backstory: Emerged violently from the local woodwork. Yes, this means the sign.

Strength: -1
Speed: -4
Dexterity: +2
Toughness: -1
Perception: -1
Luck: -5

Inventory: Rope Dart

[Alev]

Wait for someone to open the door. Shoot any monsters inside. IN DA FAES.

[Nunzillor]

Jake remains silent, a deep frown plastering his face as always.  He decides to be cautious.

Follow distantly behind the companion closest to him, allowing the other individual to take the full brunt of tripwires and other traps.

[wer6]

I just fucking jumped into a wall at many speed of sound and fucking exploded.

Lets say that screed ways a light 62.0 kilograms/ 136.7 lb+ the iron chobo knife, which should way around... 3 pounds? or 1.36 kilo's, lets say I also had a one kilogram loincloth,
and he went speed of  25 times the speed of sound.
that would mean he had the energy of around... half a ton of TnT.

I whould of gone through the door/wall, and made that iron door molten.

[Alev]

I just fucking jumped into a wall at many speed of sound and fucking exploded.

Lets say that screed ways a light 62.0 kilograms/ 136.7 lb+ the iron chobo knife, which should way around... 3 pounds? or 1.36 kilo's, lets say I also had a one kilogram loincloth,
and he went speed of  25 times the speed of sound.
that would mean he had the energy of around... half a ton of TnT.

I would have gone through the door/wall, and made that iron door molten.

[wer6]

Im still laughing about how my character exploded, so its all good

[Beirus]

As the local meatshield, I'll open the door.

[The Ensorceler]

If I see any hint of danger, take cover outside the... cave?

[NAV]

As the local meatshield, I'll open the door.

You open the heavy Iron door, leading to a large circular room with two passageways leading left and right. There are many torches on the walls, and there is a very large, very angry looking boar. You notice some smoke coming from the boar's nostrils. Doesn't it know smoking is unhealthy?

Wait for someone to open the door. Shoot any monsters inside. IN DA FAES.

Dex[14+4=18]
You shoot the boar in the eye.
Boar end[15+7=22]
It turns to face you, looking at you very angry with its one remaining eye.
Boar fire[11]
The boar squeals loudly and a small jet of fire comes out its nostrils. It is too far away for the fire to reach you or Jase.

If I see any hint of danger, take cover outside the... cave?

The cave entrance to the dungeon becomes much brighter when Jase opens the door. It will now be much easier to see the traps.
Perc[7-1=6]
You don't see the tripwire or the boar. You do see the spikes on the ground, two people fighting something, and a grumpy looking, potentially dangerous guy. So you take cover outside the entrance around a corner.

Jake remains silent, a deep frown plastering his face as always.  He decides to be cautious.

Follow distantly behind the companion closest to him, allowing the other individual to take the full brunt of tripwires and other traps.

Perc[6]
You can barely make out the tripwire now that the hallway is brighter.
You wait for the ninja to go first and blunder into the traps, but he runs away. You stand there wondering what to do now that your plan has been foiled.

(Feel free to communicate with each other. Feel free to disable traps or loot everything you see.)

[Beirus]

Ride the boar!

((I don't want to loot the boar, I want the boar as loot.))

[The Ensorceler]

Kick down the sign and hand it to the first convenient person.

Here, you look like you need a shield.