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You approach the entrance of a cave. The legends say that this cave is filled with wealth and power unimaginable. You can hear screams coming from within.
There is a wooden sign saying Welcome to the Meatgrinder

Spoiler: rules (click to show/hide)

Welcome to the Meatgrinder dungeon. This will be a sadistic roguelike roll to dodge. I will roll using a d20 mostly.

Spoiler: Character sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:
Gender:
Age:
Description:
Backstory:

Stats (You have 20 points to distribute. Each stat starts at -5. you can drop stats below -5.)
Strength: -5
Speed: -5
Dexterity: -5
Toughness: -5
Perception: -5
Luck: -5

Inventory: Choose 1 item (+ammo). Tech limit 1600. No siege weaponry.

[NAV]

Characters(0/4):

Spoiler: Nunzillor (click to show/hide)

Name: Jake Trout
Gender: Male
Age: 37
Description: Jake is a balding and slightly overweight man.  He has bags under his eyes and a perpetual frown.
Backstory: Originally a semi-respected royal accountant, Jake realized one day that his life was boring.  After sneaking away from the castle he worked in, he decided that his fresh start would begin (and likely end) here, at the Meatgrinder.
Strength: -5
Speed: -5
Dex: 0
Toughness: -5
Perception: 0
Luck: 5

Inventory: Poisoned letter-opener
Wooden sign

Spoiler: Beirus (click to show/hide)

Name: Jase the Invulnerable
Gender: Male
Age:24
Description: A tall man with brown hair, blue eyes, and a full beard. He is covered in scars.
Backstory: Jase was born on the streets, and made a living taking what he wanted from others, usually through violence. His fighting style was based on a legendary man called Igor, who was said to be invincible. When the guards finally ran him out of town, he headed for the Meat grinder to try and take a fortune the only way he knew how, for it surely could not grind meat as tough as his.

Stats (You have 20 points to distribute. Each stat starts at -5.)
Strength: 0
Speed: -15
Dexterity: 0
Toughness: +20
Perception: -15
Luck: 0

Inventory: Long sword

Spoiler: The Ensorceler (click to show/hide)

Name: Takeshi
Gender: Male
Age: 23
Description:An apparently stereotypical ninja looking to break the mold. He likes sheep for their ability to digest explosives.
Backstory: Emerged violently from the local woodwork. Yes, this means the sign.

Strength: -1
Speed: -4
Dexterity: +2
Toughness: -1
Perception: -1
Luck: -5

Inventory: Rope Dart

Spoiler: Sarrak (click to show/hide)

Name: Gundar
Gender: Male
Age: 34
Description: Wiry and scarred, he has only one eye, one ear and a half of the other one.
Backstory: Notorious headhunter, Gundar recently returned from the hellish trip to the lands of undead - a shadow of himself. He never speaks of his part.

Stats (You have 20 points to distribute. Each stat starts at -5. you can drop stats below -5.)
Strength: -2
Speed: +1
Dexterity: +3
Toughness: -5
Perception: +3
Luck: -10

Inventory: Longbow
20 barbed arrows

Waitlist:

Spoiler: Harry Baldman (click to show/hide)

Name: Umberto
Gender: Male
Age: 31
Description: large and imposing, and yet boundlessly cheerful, wears a white uniform with a butcher's apron that's lightly spattered with blood.
Backstory: having heard of the Meatgrinder, Umberto was instantly delighted. He didn't have one of his own, and really needed to make mincemeat for a shepherd's pie.

Stats:
Strength: +5
Speed: 0
Dexterity: 0
Toughness: +5
Perception: -15
Luck: -5

Inventory: large sling (sizable pieces of meat x20)

Spoiler: Yoink (click to show/hide)

Name: Yamal Potruki
Gender: Male
Age: 35
Description: Slim, short, swarthy-skinned. He has black hair cut fairly short, sunken cheeks and a wide brow, and has a liberal assortment of scars and dents scattered across his body and face. Looks perpetually wary, his wide eyes darting about. Also has a scraggly moustache, because yay moustaches!
Backstory:
There once was a man from Calcutta,
caught bangin' a councillor's mother,
So they hung him by the balls,
from a tree that was tall,
and then kicked him out into the gutter.

That ornery Calcutta-n man,
was doomed to wander the lands,
Until he tripped and fell,
straight through a portal,
and ended up teleport-an'.

Stats (You have 20 points to distribute. Each stat starts at -5. you can drop stats below -5.)
Strength: -5
Speed: 5
Dexterity: -5
Toughness: 5
Perception: 10
Luck: -20

Inventory: Lucky pants. (He wasn't wearing them when his tragic backstory happened, obviously!

Spoiler: Errol (click to show/hide)

Name: Richard Maupignon
Gender: Male
Age: 37
Description: Slightly panicky and weasely man with a scraggy three-week sorry excuse for a beard. Wears the tattered and battered vestments of a footsoldier, minus metal helmet and breastplate.
Backstory: Life hasn't really ever been good to Richard, but lately things had been looking up for him - a steady employment as guard of some bishop provided for a comfortable life. Until that bishop was assassinated, and Richard was blamed because he snoozed on the job. He threw himself at the meatgrinder in a fit of depression.

Stats (You have 20 points to distribute. Each stat starts at -5. you can drop stats below -5.)
Strength: -1
Speed: 3
Dexterity: -2
Toughness: -3
Perception: 3
Luck: -10

Inventory: Halberd.

Graveyard:
Here lies Screeeeeed, who ran too fast for his own good.

Spoiler: wer6 (click to show/hide)

Name:Screeeeeed
Gender:M
Age:30
Description:THAT THING LOOKS PISSED
Backstory:AN ANGRY MONSTER FROM HELL

Stats (You have 20 points to distribute. Each stat starts at -5.)
Strength: -150
Speed: +290
Dexterity: -210((+2-5))
Toughness: -210
Perception: 5
Luck: +55

Inventory: Choose 1 item (+ammo). Tech limit 1600. No siege weaponry.
MAH CHOBO KNIFE

Here lies Ronald Smith, trampled by a giant boar.

Spoiler: Alev (click to show/hide)

Name: Ronald Smith
Gender: Male
Age: 64
Description: Pretty fit for his age, with greying shaggy hair.  He always wears a wide brimmed hat and trenchcoat.
Backstory: In his youth, he was a respected nobleman and sharpshooter. He joined the army as an officer, and had been so for years. All his soldiers are old now, and living off pensions, but Ronald basically thought "f--- this" and joined the adventuring party.

Stats (You have 20 points to distribute. Each stat starts at -5.)
Strength: -5
Speed: -10
Dexterity: 4
Toughness: -5
Perception: 1
Luck: 5

Inventory: Wheellock carbine.
19 bullets

[Nunzillor]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jake Trout
Gender: Male
Age: 37
Description: Jake is a balding and slightly overweight man.  He has bags under his eyes and a perpetual frown.
Backstory: Originally a semi-respected royal accountant, Jake realized one day that his life was boring.  After sneaking away from the castle he worked in, he decided that his fresh start would begin (and likely end) here, at the Meatgrinder.
Strength: -5
Speed: -5
Dex: 0
Toughness: -5
Perception: 0
Luck: 5

Inventory: Poisoned letter-opener

[Alev]

Reserved.

[Beirus]

Definitely in. Let me make a sheet.

Name: Jase the Invulnerable
Gender: Male
Age:24
Description: A tall man with brown hair, blue eyes, and a full beard. He is covered in scars.
Backstory: Jase was born on the streets, and made a living taking what he wanted from others, usually through violence. His fighting style was based on a legendary man called Igor, who was said to be invincible. When the guards finally ran him out of town, he headed for the Meat grinder to try and take a fortune the only way he knew how, for it surely could not grind meat as tough as his.

Stats (You have 20 points to distribute. Each stat starts at -5.)
Strength: 0
Speed: -15
Dexterity: 0
Toughness: +20
Perception: -15
Luck: 0

Inventory: Long sword

You know, I was tempted to have +15 on Toughness and be Jase the Invincible. I'm sure you'd appreciate it, NAV.

Edit:Changed my charsheet up a bit.

[Alev]

Name: Ronald Smith
Gender: Male
Age: 64
Description: Pretty fit for his age, with greying shaggy hair.  He always wears a wide brimmed hat and trenchcoat.
Backstory: In his youth, he was a respected nobleman and sharpshooter. He joined the army as an officer, and had been so for years. All his soldiers are old now, and living off pensions, but Ronald basically thought "f--- this" and joined the adventuring party.

Stats (You have 20 points to distribute. Each stat starts at -5.)
Strength: -5
Speed: -10
Dexterity: 4
Toughness: -5
Perception: 1
Luck: 5

Inventory: Wheellock carbine. (Wheellock is early 1500s.)

Oh, and from wikipedia:

A wheellock firearm can be instantly readied and fired even one-handed, in contrast to the then-common matchlock firearms which must have a burning cord of slow-match ready if the gun might be needed, and which demand the operator's full attention and two hands to operate.

Hehehe.

[wer6]

In.
*cackle*

[wer6]

Name:Screeeeeed
Gender:M
Age:30
Description:THAT THING LOOKS PISSED
Backstory:AN ANGRY MONSTER FROM HELL

Stats (You have 20 points to distribute. Each stat starts at -5.)
Strength: -150
Speed: +290
Dexterity: -210((+2-5))
Toughness: -210
Perception: 5
Luck: +55

Inventory: Choose 1 item (+ammo). Tech limit 1600. No siege weaponry.
MAH CHOBO KNIFE

I feel fucking ridiculous, i might just not do this, and not play, ill think about it tommorow.

[The Ensorceler]

Meh. The other games I'm in are slow. Pre-edit: Ack! Ninjas crawling out of the woodwork over here, I suppose I will too.

Name: Takeshi
Gender: Male
Age: 23
Description:An apparently stereotypical ninja looking to break the mold. He likes sheep for their ability to digest explosives.
Backstory: Emerged violently from the local woodwork. Yes, this means the sign.

Strength: -1
Speed: -4
Dexterity: +2
Toughness: -1
Perception: -1
Luck: -5

Inventory: Rope Dart

[Alev]

Meh. The other games I'm in are slow. Pre-edit: Ack! Ninjas crawling out of the woodwork over here, I suppose I will too.

Name: Takeshi
Gender: Male
Age: 64
Description:An apparently stereotypical ninja looking to break the mold. He was about to retire, and decided to have one last adventure.
Backstory: Emerged violently from the local woodwork. Yes, this means the sign.

Stats (You have 20 points to distribute. Each stat starts at -5.)
Strength: -3
Speed: -3
Dexterity: +3
Toughness: 0
Perception: -2
Luck: -5

Inventory: Rope Dart

wao u r da saem aej az mee!

[The Ensorceler]

Faecplam... sorry about that, changing it around some.

[Sarrak]

Name: Gundar
Gender: Male
Age: 34
Description: Wiry and scarred, he has only one eye, one ear and a half of the other one.
Backstory: Notorious headhunter, Gundar recently returned from the hellish trip to the lands of undead - a shadow of himself. He never speaks of his part.

Stats (You have 20 points to distribute. Each stat starts at -5. you can drop stats below -5.)
Strength: -2
Speed: +1
Dexterity: +3
Toughness: -5
Perception: +3
Luck: -10

Inventory: Longbow (barbed arrows x??)

[Harry Baldman]

Name: Umberto
Gender: Male
Age: 31
Description: large and imposing, and yet boundlessly cheerful, wears a white uniform with a butcher's apron that's lightly spattered with blood.
Backstory: having heard of the Meatgrinder, Umberto was instantly delighted. He didn't have one of his own, and really needed to make mincemeat for a shepherd's pie.

Stats:
Strength: +5
Speed: 0
Dexterity: 0
Toughness: +5
Perception: -15
Luck: -5

Inventory: large sling (sizable pieces of meat x20)

[Yoink]

Spoiler: Character sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Yamal Potruki
Gender: Male
Age: 35
Description: Slim, short, swarthy-skinned. He has black hair cut fairly short, sunken cheeks and a wide brow, and has a liberal assortment of scars and dents scattered across his body and face. Looks perpetually wary, his wide eyes darting about. Also has a scraggly moustache, because yay moustaches!
Backstory:

There once was a man from Calcutta,
caught bangin' a councillor's mother,
So they hung him by the balls,
from a tree that was tall,
and then kicked him out into the gutter.

That ornery Calcutta-n man,
was doomed to wander the lands,
Until he tripped and fell,
straight through a portal,
and ended up teleport-an'.

Stats (You have 20 points to distribute. Each stat starts at -5. you can drop stats below -5.)
Strength: -5
Speed: 5
Dexterity: -5
Toughness: 5
Perception: 10
Luck: -20

Inventory: Lucky pants. (He wasn't wearing them when his tragic backstory happened, obviously!

[Errol]

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Richard Maupignon
Gender: Male
Age: 37
Description: Slightly panicky and weasely man with a scraggy three-week sorry excuse for a beard. Wears the tattered and battered vestments of a footsoldier, minus metal helmet and breastplate.
Backstory: Life hasn't really ever been good to Richard, but lately things had been looking up for him - a steady employment as guard of some bishop provided for a comfortable life. Until that bishop was assassinated, and Richard was blamed because he snoozed on the job. He threw himself at the meatgrinder in a fit of depression.

Stats (You have 20 points to distribute. Each stat starts at -5. you can drop stats below -5.)
Strength: -1
Speed: 3
Dexterity: -2
Toughness: -3
Perception: 3
Luck: -10

Inventory: Halberd.