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[dudlol]

As the title, I am suggesting that dwarves with high relationships that are not married have affairs, possibly resulting in dwarves without fathers. These would take the mothers name, and would be normal dwarves for all other intents and purposes. Or, perhaps, get a negative relationship modifier from all other dwarves regarding their status, if dwarves are like that.

[Owlbread]

Noblemen like Kings and Barons and other important Dwarves should be able to have illegitimate children that may make a claim to their father's title.

[FrankMcFuzz]

Noblemen like Kings and Barons and other important Dwarves should be able to have illegitimate children that may make a claim to their father's title.

Which, as I've been wanting for a long time, may cause a loyalty cascade and a civil war that is not forced by the player. Resulting in MOAR FUN!

[Dorf and Dumb]

Definitely a good idea.  I also want dorfs with "a thin coating of pubic lice"

[Reverie]

I really like this idea.

I also want dorfs with "a thin coating of pubic lice"

Ew, no >.>

[CaptainLambcake]

Definitely a good idea.  I also want dorfs with "a thin coating of pubic lice"

that sounds great

[Deepblade]

Definitely a good idea.  I also want dorfs with "a thin coating of pubic lice"

So, that's where to find purring maggots!

[Uristsonsonson]

Aaand Dwarf Fortress just became fantasy Crusader Kings 2... 

[ShadowHammer]

I really like this idea.

I also want dorfs with "a thin coating of pubic lice"

Ew, no >.>

I have to agree with Reverie on all points here.

[Orange Wizard]

I'm conflicted. On one hand we have "ew, lice" and on the other we have a source of purring maggots to make dwarven milk.

...

Collecting "milk" from a dwarf's crotch is not actually my idea of Fun, I'm afraid.

[Deepblade]

If purring maggots actually purr and vibrate would the more naughty among our dwarves seek to get infected with purring maggots on their crotch? *nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink*

[Reverie]

If purring maggots actually purr and vibrate would the more naughty among our dwarves seek to get infected with purring maggots on their crotch? *nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink*

NO.

[Dyret]

Collecting "milk" from a dwarf's crotch is not actually my idea of Fun, I'm afraid.

Lies!

[Bobnova]

Aaand Dwarf Fortress just became fantasy Crusader Kings 2... 

I have absolutely no problem with this.
Probably because I view CK2 as historical Dwarf Fortress. It's no easier, no less complicated, and has a user interface that isn't any friendlier.
Perfect match!

[Orange Wizard]

If purring maggots actually purr and vibrate would the more naughty among our dwarves seek to get infected with purring maggots on their crotch? *nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink*

That's horrifying.