"Pretty lizard wants food? Pretty lizard wants food that isn't peasants?"
Feed it rations until it's tame!
You hold the ration up and wing it around, getting the critter's attention. It sniffs it for a few seconds before quickly snapping down on it, catching your entire forearm in the process. It's teeth aren't terribly large, they're short triangular things, but the force of it snapping it's maw shut is still enough to break your arm and drive the stubby spikes deep into the flesh. With reptilian lack of comprehension it drags you, screaming, up into the air by your damaged limb.
"Hey, Boss, I know a bit about animals myself, I might be able to help her."
Think about if I could help Caroline tame the beast, or if it's best to let her at it.
If so, approach the lizard slowly, so as not to startle it.
It not, or if boss says no, stay as I was.
Also, be ready to spout innuendo about the giant lizard and the maiden trying to tame it.
You can't do much more then hold on to the reins of the cart horse and keep it from bolting as Caroline screams and thrashes from the lizard's jaws.
"Teach the bugger how to sit, roll over and play dead. Never hurts to get some practice."
Would I be able to fit a saddle on the creature? Or would it need some modifications?
Assist by providing any material needed. Including bullets delivered via rifle if the situation calls for it.
Name: Martin Newt Servat
Class: Adventurer
Stats
1 Physique
1 Poise
1 Fortitude
-1 Wit
-1 Mustache
0 Moxie
1 Enlightenment
Skills
-1 Persuasion
1 Rifles
0 Pistols
1 Blades
0 Bludgeons
0 Fisticuffs
-1 Craft
-1 Operator
-1 Repair
1 Navigation
0 Cooking
-1 Mechanics
-1 Linguistics
-1 Medicine
-1 Botany
-1 Biology
-1 Geology
0 Animal Handling
1 Trapping
-1 Taxidermy
1 Foraging
1 Tracking
0 Climbing
0 Swimming
Inventory
Axe
Dagger
Glastchurch .77 (20 ammo packs)
Compass
Fire Steel
Cooking Utensils
Fishing pole
Keep my Leestone repeater aimed at the giant lizard. Maybe shoot it if it kills Caroline.
Name: James Wilmington
Class: Adventurer
Stats
1 Physique
1 Poise
1 Fortitude
-1 Wit
-1 Mustache
0 Moxie
1 Enlightenment
Skills
-1 Persuasion
1 Rifles
1 Pistols
1 Blades
0 Bludgeons
1 Fisticuffs
-1 Craft
-1 Operator
-1 Repair
0 Navigation
0 Cooking
-1 Mechanics
-1 Linguistics
-1 Medicine
-1 Botany
-1 Biology
-1 Geology
0 Animal Handling
0 Trapping
-1 Taxidermy
0 Foraging
0 Tracking
1 Climbing
1 Swimming
(Beirus needs an inventory!)
Martian and James both open up, firing at the creature's head and neck. The leestone fires 3 time, pelting the beast's jaw and neck with several rounds that shatter scale and drill small holes into the flesh. The Glastchurch's single shot catches the lizard in the face, striking it clean in the eye and blinding it. The Beast hisses and tosses caroline aside before turning and bolting away.
Bloody beast... Let us see how much it eats, and how much of a trouble it is, and then we shall see whether we keep it or send back as a compliment to His Majesty.
By the glory of His Majesty's Grace, let this creature's kind be known as Piecewise Giganticus Cyclopus! You may name this particular beast however you wish, Miss Caroline.
Can the bloody beast be put to the cart? Would that require extensive rework of the cart, or only the creation of a suitable harness?
Be ready to resume movement (5, 5) as soon as Miss Caroline can entice the beast to follow us.
((Note to self: there is certain need of Huge Cages and Animal Traps in the shop. Also, bigger carts and small cannons.))
(until you invent flatbed trucks you're gonna have a problem doing any of that.)