Just as the gathered wanderers begin to consider the problem of the tower with no visible entrance, CLONE is instantly convinced that this is a problem he can solve with nary a thought devoted to the process, and so he lifts his cannon up from the ground with great difficulty, and then squeezes the trigger, the stream of green, post-molten goo flying into the brick wall and immediately melting it down. The creature moves the cannon in a roughly U-shaped arc, creating a doorway where once there was none, then putting the cannon down. Moving closer, he kicks the wall, and the severed part collapses inward, light pouring out of the freshly-made entrance - CLONE walks in, followed by Starn Gundar, Thomas and even Squirrel Grills.
Within they see a tall pedestal, upon which stands a completely naked, ancient corpse. It shows no signs of life - at the foot of the pedestal, however, seems to be yet another corpse, this one very much alive. It seems to be kneeling, its hands covering its head, evidently slightly put off by the massive amount of plasma fire directed in its general direction. It appears to be shivering with uncomprehending fear.
"... guard me from these things that I know not and see not, but which mean me harm always," it chants to itself feverishly.
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Salty Pete knows that there is only one place where he could possibly find a bottle of spirits in this grim situation - far beneath the sands, obviously. Looking for it is obviously unnecessary, for everything is buried in the sand at some depth - the question is only bringing it up.
"Y'arr, I be declarin' the spirits of the sand airworthy!" he shouts at the ground, and a stirring occurs. The sands lift, and then twist, and finally part as some sort of metal box ascends out of it, floating weightlessly in front of Salty Pete - it hums slightly, and its surface is incredibly cold to the touch, he senses from a single touch.
I'm considering turning this thread into a sort of changing RTD thread, where I run a game for 2 to 6 weeks (basically whatever idea I have at the time), and then move on to the next idea. Thoughts?