Turn 17
Find cat videos on the internet. Watch them.
(6)The cat videos are extremely funny.
Sleep it off.
(3-1)You can't seem to fall asleep.
Sleep then.
(4)You drift into slumber.
Go take a nap at a local library.
(3)You find a library, but it's closed.
Throw my snowball at the Night, then find and heal PlayerGamer
I'm allowing both actions because they're in the same place.
(4)You hit Night. It turns towards you, menacingly. (4)Playergamer is now
[Seriously Wounded]!
Try to learn a new technique.
(6)You learn
[Power Up]!
Shrug it off like a badass and take the gun.
(6+1)You somehow manage to ignore the wound. You gain an
[Empty Gun].
Go to sleep or something.
(4)You fall asleep.
Turn on the lights and watch some cooking channels
(2)The hotel doesn't get any cooking channels.
Find a flashlight. Don't die.
(4)You search for a flashlight. [1]Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be one in the vicinity.
Wake up.
If not allowed, try to steer the cloud towards another cloud.
You're not allowed to wake up for no reason, I'm afraid.
Meditate on the power of all lemon.
(2)You're too tired to meditate.
SANTA HOLD THE FORT
SLAP TIME BOMB ONTO EXPLOSIONPROOF VEST, 2 TURNS
RUN TOWARDS NIGHT, TAUNT IT
(3+2)You set the time bomb to 2 turns.
(4)Night turns toward you, menacingly.
FALL ASLEEEP.
(3)You fall asleep.
NPC Actions / Miscellany
[3]Mafia Santa begins constructing some festive fortifications.
[
1+1v6]Night attempts to bite LordSlowpoke. Unfortunately, it bites the bomb. The bomb is now inside Night's stomach!
Level Up
The Froggy Ninja has reached Level 5! [3]Got
[Disguise Idol]!
BadLemonsXI has reached Level 2! [4]Learned
[Summon Lemon]!
Samakand has reached Level 3! [2]Learned the one-use skill
[Dodge Dance]!
Status
Class: Vehicular Mage
Level: 4 [2/3]
Inventory: [Used Wand of Speed Vehicle (1)]
Equipment: [Clothes][Enchanted Tire Iron][Arcane Fuel Canister]
Money: $400
Possessions: [Magicycle][Magic Wheels]
Traits: None
Location: Hotel Room
Class: Badass
Level: 5 [2/3]
Inventory: [Grenade]
Equipment: [Clothes][Cool Shades]
Money: $575
Possessions: [Motorcycle]
Traits: [Stubble][Badass+]
Skills: [Create Cinematic Explosion (1)][Flying Jump Kick][Matrix Dodge]
Location: City Streets
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Class: Santa Summoner
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money: $0
Possessions: Sled
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Ritual Master
Level: 5^ [0/3]
Inventory: [Boxes of Chalk][Book of Arcane Rituals][Gold][Ritual Candle][Disguise Idol]
Money: $0 (not including the stuff trapped in the Otherworld)
Equipment: [Clothes][Sacrificial Knife]
Possessions: [Empty Warehouse]
Traits: [Ritual Master+]
Skills: [Insta-Ritual (1)][Ritual Boost: Life]
Location: Empty Warehouse
Status: [Magically Exhausted (2)]
Class: Burrito Mage
Level: 4 [0/3]
Inventory: [Bag of Burrito Ingredients][Big Book of Burritos][Sandwich]
Equipment: [Clothes][Burrito Gun]
Money: $100
Traits: [Burrito Specialist][Burrito Mage+]
Skills: [Burrito Blast]
Location: City Streets
Status:
Class: Mech Pilot
Level: 2 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money: $0
Possessions: [Elemental]
Traits: [Mech Pilot+]
Location: City Streets
Status: N/A
Class: Practical Pragmatist
Level: 4 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Shard of glass][Knife][Vest][Sword of Darkness]
Money:
Traits: [Surprise!][Improv Fighter]
Location: City Streets
Status: [Seriously Wounded (3)]
Class: Alcoholic
Level: 3 [1/3]
Inventory: [Stolen liquor][Beer][Wine]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: [Alcoholic+][Heavyweight]
Skills: [Drunken Punch]
Location: Outside Bar
Status: [Recovering (2)]
Class: Explosiveist
Level: 4 [2/3]
Inventory: ["Mineralite"][Rock][Time Bomb]
Equipment: [Clothes][Explosion-Proof Vest]
Money: $1030
Traits: [Explosiveist++]
Skills: [Throw Explosive]
Location: Shack
Status: [Time Bomb (2)]
Class: GM
Level: 4 [2/3]
Inventory: [Old Netbook][Notepad]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money: $1000
Traits: [GM+]
Location: Motel Room
Class: Magical Chef
Level: 3 [1/3]
Inventory: [Mystery Meat]
Equipment: [Clothes][Chef's Knife]
Money:
- $50
Traits: [Magical Chef+][Infused Cuisine]
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Magical Healer
Level: 3 [2/3]
Inventory:
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: [Heal Boost+]
Location: Shack
Class: Muscle Wizard
Level: 3 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Body Armour][Power Glove][Muscle Hat]
Money:
Traits: None
Skills: [Power Up (1)]
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Super Saiyan
Level: 3 [2/3]
Inventory: [Dragon Ball]
Equipment: [Clothes][Aura Orb][Headband]
Money:
Traits: None
Skills: [1,000 Flurry (1)]
Location: Ruined Parking Lot
Status: Asleep
Class: Balanced Magic-User
Level: 2 [0/3]
Inventory: [Fireball Wand]
Equipment: [Arcane Cloak][Staff of Balance]
Money:
Traits: None
Skills: [Mega Fireball (1)]
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Doctor
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Status:
Location: City Streets
Class: Ham-Fisted Face-Puncher
Level: 2 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Spiked Glove]
Money:
Traits: None
Skills: [Piercing Face Punch]
Location: City Streets
Status: Dead
Class: Lemon Mage
Level: 2^ [0/3]
Inventory: [Potato Chips][Awesome Food][Power Lemon][Lemon Wand][Lemon Tome]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Skills: [Summon Lemon]
Location: Hotel Corridor
Class: Ballroom Dancer
Level: 3^ [0/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Ballroom Hat][Ballroom Suit][Ballroom Shoes]
Money: $450
Traits: None
Skills: [Dancing Kick][Dodge Dance (1)]
Location: Hotel
Status: Asleep
Class: Glorious Communist Leader
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Outside Hotel
Mafia Santa: A santa with underworld connections. [Shack] {Permanent}
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