Go to my room and meditate.
((By the way, what are you picturing when you describe ballroom attire? Namely the hat.))
I have only a vague idea of what a ballroom dancer looks like. A top hat, maybe? I don't know. I'm not sure that ballroom dancers even wear hats.
(6)You reach a state of
[Deep Focus].
Lock. The. Door.
(2)The lock is broken.
Ask someone on the street what happens at night.
(1)They don't hear you. They're wearing headphones.
"Hey, officers, I surrender. My power acts on its own sometimes, and I was just trying to defend myself after that." 'Surrender,' but use my signature Burrito Choke on all of them once they approach, and also order my minuscule Burrito Golem to jam their barrels.
(1v1)You "accidentally" use Burrito Choke, but forget to surrender first. An officer shoots you, but misses.
Autoresolve battle. Highest die wins. It's gone a bit long for my taste
(1-1-1v3)The goblin cuts your head off.
Ditch my couch and potato chips and awesome food.
Request GM change my class in status to Mech pilot.
Look around for a timberwolf.
(5)You manage to find a timberwolf, which is pretty lucky, since wolves generally don't run around on the city streets.
Rent a room at badass discount.
(5)You get a 50% discount for being cool.
Lock. The. Door.
LoL your Location is listed as: Outside Parking Lot, I think Locations need an update.
Go get the potato chips and awesome food blazing glory just ditched and find some where in the Parking Lot Ruins to hid for the night.
(2)The ruins seem to be pretty exposed.
Try out the 1000 Flurry on a nearby wall.
(1)The wall collapses and falls on you after a few blows. Way to waste a one-use skill. [1]A chunk of stone falls on your head, knocking you out.
you lost my other grenade you donk
and i don't have $1050 in my spoiler
how do you bookkeep you donuts
DOUBLE GRENADE POLICE
(1)Both grenades explode in your hands. You are now armless.
Pass around 5 bottles of alcohol until they are empty. Then smash off the lower half and give a broken bottle to everybody. The Alcoholic Army is now armed!
(6)Your army drinks most of your alcohol.
TIME TO GO HOME
(5)You don't have a home, but the GM is kind enough to interpret this action as "go to the hotel". You arrive there.
Check how much money I have, then rent a cheap room in a motel.
[5]You have $1,000.
(5)You rent a cheap room. It costs only $10!
Hit playergamer with a flying water crane kick
(2v4)You miss.
Go sell the gold at a cash-for-gold store.
(5)You get $300 for your gold.
CLASS: GLORIOUS COMMUNIST LEADER
START THE MOST GLORIOUS WORKER'S REVOLT HERE
(4)A few people agree to stage a demonstration.
Dodge, stab aattss.
(5v1)You stab aattss in the chest. He is now in
[Severe Pain]!
oh also Coolrune goes to the hotel or something
(I think I'm not very good at auto-action.)
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[5v6]Mafia Santa guns down a few policemen.
[6v3]A policeman throws a grenade at Mafia Santa. It inflicts severe damage.
Night will fall at the end of next turn. Get inside.---
Lyeos has reached Level 4! [1]Got one-use item
[Used Wand of Speed Vehicle]!
Berius has reached Level 4! [2]Learned one-use skill
[Create Cinematic Explosion]!
Worldmaster27 has reached Level 3! [4]Learned skill
[Throw Dice]!
LordSlowpoke has reached Level 3! [3]Got
[Explosion-Proof Vest]!
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Class: Vehicular Mage
Level: 4^ [0/3]
Inventory: [Used Wand of Speed Vehicle (1)]
Equipment: [Clothes][Enchanted Tire Iron][Arcane Fuel Canister][Magic
Wheels]
Money: $400
Possessions: [Magicycle]
Traits: None
Location: Hotel Room
Class: Badass
Level: 4^ [0/3]
Inventory: [Grenade]
Equipment: [Clothes][Cool Shades]
Money: $575
Possessions: [Motorcycle]
Traits: [Stubble][Badass+]
Skills: [Create Cinematic Explosion (1)]
Location: City Streets
[/abbr]
Class: Santa Summoner
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money: $0
Possessions: Sled
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Ritual Master
Level: 3 [2/3]
Inventory: [Boxes of Chalk][Book of Arcane Rituals]
Equipment: [Clothes][Sacrificial Knife]
Possessions: [Empty Warehouse]
Traits: [Ritual Master+]
Skills: [Insta-Ritual (1)][Ritual Boost: Life]
Location: City Streets
Class: Burrito Mage
Level: 3 [1/3]
Inventory: [Bag of Burrito Ingredients][Big Book of Burritos][Sandwich]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money: $100
Traits: [Burrito Specialist][Burrito Mage+]
Skills: [Burrito Blast]
Location: City Streets
Class: Mech Pilot
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Possessions: None
Traits: None
Location: City Streets
Status: N/A
Class: Practical Pragmatist
Level: 2 [0/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Shard of glass][Knife][Vest]
Money:
Traits: [Surprise!]
Location: City Streets
Status:
Class: Alcoholic
Level: 2 [2/3]
Inventory: [Stolen liquor][Beer][Wine]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: [Alcoholic+]
Skills: [Drunken Punch]
Location: City Streets
Status: [Drunk (2)][Wounded]
Class: Seal Clubber
Level: 1 [1/3]
Inventory: [Club][Seal Hat][50 litres of seal blood]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: City Streets
Class: Explosiveist
Level: 3^ [0/3]
Inventory: ["Mineralite"][Rock][Time Bomb]
Equipment: [Clothes][Explosion-Proof Vest]
Money: $1050
Traits: [Explosiveist+]
Skills: [Throw Explosive]
Location: Shack
Status: [No Arms]
Class: GM
Level: 3^ [0/3]
Inventory: [Old Netbook][Notepad]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money: $1000
Traits: None
Location: Motel
Class: Magical Chef
Level: 2 [1/3]
Inventory: [Mystery Meat]
Equipment: [Clothes][Chef's Knife]
Money:
Traits: [Magical Chef+]
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Magical Healer
Level: 1 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Muscle Wizard
Level: 2 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Body Armour][Power Glove][Muscle Hat]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Super Saiyan
Level: 2 [1/3]
Inventory: [Dragon Ball]
Equipment: [Clothes][Aura Orb][Headband]
Money:
Traits: None
Skills: [1,000 Flurry (1)]
Location: Ruined Parking Lot
Class: Balanced Magic-User
Level: 1 [1/3]
Inventory: [Fireball Wand]
Equipment: [Arcane Cloak][Staff of Balance]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: ip-man
Level: 2 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Martial Headband]
Money:
Traits: None
Status: [Severe Pain]
Location: City Streets
Class: Ham-Fisted Face-Puncher
Level: 1 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Spiked Glove]
Money:
Traits: None
Skills: [Piercing Face Punch]
Location: City Streets
Status: Dead
Class: Lemon Mage
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: [Potato Chips][Awesome Food]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Parking Lot Ruins
Class: Ballroom Dancer
Level: 1 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Ballroom Hat][Ballroom Suit][Ballroom Shoes]
Money: $450
Traits: None
Location: Hotel
Status: [Deep Focus]
Class: Glorious Communist Leader
Level: 0 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: City Streets
Mafia Santa: A santa with underworld connections. [Shack] {Permanent}{Severely Wounded}