Ask if I can sleep at the cafe tonight in exchange for giving the owner writing tips.
(1)He says no, and then tells you that he hates moochers. He kicks you out.
Prepare to sleep.
(6)You brush your teeth and stuff.
Find aattss, murder him.
use willpower to try again. And use the potion thing first.
(2v5)aattss goes first.
(4+1v2)You land a solid hit.
(3v1)Playergamer stabs attss in the gut, lightly wounding him. The person he was fighting looks on in shock.
Get a free room on account of being a badass.
(1)The person says no.
((I tgought I killed all the police. Oh well.))
BURRRRRITO BLAST!
(3+1)You send another cop flying. Your mana pool is now
[Somewhat Drained].
Use piercing face punch on the goblin. He must die
(2-1-1v2)Your clumsy punch misses. Badly.
Become Mecha pilot!
Run around in my wimpy exoskeleton looking for people to fight!
You're supposed to say what your class is when you first spawn, but fine.
(-)No. You don't start with gear.
Class: Lemon Mage!
Start somewhere close by or something.
(-)You spawn in the ruined parking lot.
Go to local bars and recruit more alcoholics to join me in drinking all alcohol everywhere.
(4+1)You create the Alcoholic Army! Okay, it's only five people, but that's kind of like an army.
Pay for a room for the night.
(6)You accidentally pay double the $25 fee. Oops.
Use the aura orb as many times as possible in one turn on the wall.
(6)You destroy the wall. A piece of ceiling falls on you. [5]You are unscathed. Only 8,991 more attacks are needed!
INVITE MAFIA SANTA TO SPEND NIGHT AT SQUATHOUSE
EXPLORE SQUATHOUSE
(6)He moves in.
(5)You find $1,000 and a grenade stashed in the basement!
go into the mall and get a general layout of the stores there
(4)You are now fairly confident that you could find whatever store you're looking for in the mall. The mall closes, so you leave.
Grab some lead and turn it into gold.
(4)You grab some lead. You need a ritual to do that!
Use my scroll of fireball at Salsacookie's goblin.
(2+3v5)The goblin just barely dodges, and is only lightly singed.
---
[1]Mafia Santa was followed by the police! They surround the shack.
[1v5-1]The goblin swordmaster tries to stab Salsacookies, but he misses. Salsacookies counters by punching the goblin in the face.
Night will fall in two turns. Reminder: being out at night is a bad idea.---
Alev has reached Level 3! [6]Gained trait
[Burrito Mage+]!
Playergamer has reached Level 2! [5]Gained trait
[Surprise!]!
TamerVirus has reached Level 2! [6][Magical Chef+] became [Magical Chef ++]!
BlitzDungeoneer has reached Level 2! [2]Gained one-use skill
[1,000 Flurry]!
aattss has reached Level 2! [3]Gained
[Martial Headband]!
Sarmakand has reached Level 1! [3]Got
[Ballroom Hat]!
Got
[Ballroom Suit]!
Got
[Ballroom Shoes]!
---
Class: Vehicular Mage
Level: 3 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Enchanted Tire Iron][Arcane Fuel Canister][Magic Wheels]
Money: $400
Possessions: [Magicycle]
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Badass
Level: 3 [2/3]
Inventory: [Grenade]
Equipment: [Clothes][Cool Shades]
Money: $575
Possessions: [Motorcycle]
Traits: [Stubble][Badass+]
Location: City Streets
[/abbr]
Class: Santa Summoner
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money: $0
Possessions: Sled
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Ritual Master
Level: 3 [1/3]
Inventory: [Boxes of Chalk][Book of Arcane Rituals]
Equipment: [Clothes][Sacrificial Knife]
Possessions: [Empty Warehouse]
Traits: [Ritual Master+]
Skills: [Insta-Ritual (1)][Ritual Boost: Life]
Location: Empty Warehouse
Class: Burrito Mage
Level: 3^ [0/3]
Inventory: [Bag of Burrito Ingredients][Big Book of Burritos][Sandwich]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money: $100
Traits: [Burrito Specialist][Burrito Mage+]
Skills: [Burrito Blast]
Location: City Streets
Class: Generic Fighter
Level: 0 [1/3]
Inventory: [Half-eaten potato chips][Awesome Food]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Possessions: [Couch]
Traits: [Potatochipaphobia]
Location: Parking Lot Ruins
Status: [Arm Wound]
Class: Practical Pragmatist
Level: 2^ [0/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Shard of glass][Knife][Vest]
Money:
Traits: [Surprise!]
Location: City Streets
Status:
Class: Alcoholic
Level: 2 [1/3]
Inventory: [Stolen liquor][Beer][Wine]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: [Alcoholic+]
Skills: [Drunken Punch]
Location: City Streets
Status: [Drunk (2)][Wounded]
Class: Seal Clubber
Level: 1 [1/3]
Inventory: [Club][Seal Hat][50 litres of seal blood]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: City Streets
Class: Explosiveist
Level: 2 [2/3]
Inventory: ["Mineralite"][Rock][Grenade][Time Bomb]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: [Explosiveist+]
Skills: [Throw Explosive]
Location: Shack
Class: GM
Level: 2 [2/3]
Inventory: [Old Netbook][Notepad]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
+ $10
Traits: None
Location: Net Cafe
Class: Magical Chef
Level: 2^ [0/3]
Inventory: [Mystery Meat]
Equipment: [Clothes][Chef's Knife]
Money:
Traits: [Magical Chef+]
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Magical Healer
Level: 1 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Muscle Wizard
Level: 2^ [0/3]
Inventory: [Scroll of Fireball]
Equipment: [Clothes][Body Armour][Power Glove][Muscle Hat]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Super Saiyan
Level: 2^ [0/3]
Inventory: [Dragon Ball]
Equipment: [Clothes][Aura Orb][Headband]
Money:
Traits: None
Skills: [1,000 Flurry (1)]
Location: Ruined Parking Lot
Class: Balanced Magic-User
Level: 1 [1/3]
Inventory: [Fireball Wand]
Equipment: [Arcane Cloak][Staff of Balance]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: ip-man
Level: 2^ [0/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Martial Headband]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: City Streets
Class: Ham-Fisted Face-Puncher
Level: 1 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Spiked Glove]
Money:
Traits: None
Skills: [Piercing Face Punch
Location: City Streets
Status: [Missing Right Arm][Severe Pain][Stabbed][Stabbed Again]
Class: Lemon Mage
Level: 0 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Parking Lot Ruins
Class: Ballroom Dancer
Level: 1^ [0/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Ballroom Hat][Ballroom Suit][Ballroom Shoes]
Money: $450
Traits: None
Location: Hotel
Mafia Santa: A santa with underworld connections. [Shack] {Permanent]