GM Note: Most items are not yet in the document. This will be fixed at the end of Day 1.
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Heal someone.
(5)You heal [2]Playergamer's wound.
Class: Ballroom Dancer (Because its the classiest class)
Obtain excessive amounts of hairgel
(4)You find a hairgel store. [4]You have $500.
Buy a room!
(2)The clerk points out that you can't
buy a room, only rent one.
Look for monsters. If I find one, punch it in the face. If I dont, practice face punching maneuvers against a wall
(6)You find a goblin swordmaster!
(6v6+1)You deliver a mighty blow to the goblin's face, but the goblin counters by slicing off your right arm. You are now
[Missing Right Arm], and in
[Severe Pain].
((Don't I have a grenade now? It isn't in my inventory.))
That was just a warmup. Roundhouse kick them into unconciousness, then pull the pin and drop the grenade. Walk outside and ride off on my motorcycle as the building explodes behind me .
(5v3)You send them all flying.
(4+1)Success! You leave, and the building explodes. The police are probably going to have something to say about this.
challenge dudes to kung-fu fighting to show off my kung-fu skills
(4)One person accepts your challenge.
Change class!
This will kill you and reset you to Lv. 0.
Change class anyway!
You die. Your class is changed to [2]Generic Fighter! You respawn in the ruins.
Find a new computer and internet connection.
(6)You go to another net cafe. Unfortunately, the owners of the net cafe connect the IP ban to you leaving, netting you a lifetime ban from the cafe.
Wake up.
That's not how being unconscious works.
Get oot.
(5)You leave the area.
Build a grill and start a food cart business
(3)You don't know how to build a grill!
Burrito Blast those fuckers.
((Do you have a section for spells and whatnot?))
(5+1v1)Your burritos strike with extreme force, decapitating them.
((I think you should add the document to the OP.))
Dance.
I've been meaning to, but I'm lazy.
(3)Your dance isn't very good.
((my level is 0 (2/3) not 0(1//3) ))
Look for paid work where my magic will be useful
Oops. Must've missed you.
(5)You get a job as a fry cook, where you can use magic to make your job easier. Your job starts tomorrow.
Make a portal to the elemental plain of lead.
(I'm assuming that you intend to do this using a ritual.)
(1)Your ritual backfires, trapping you in the elemental plane of lead without your supplies.
ATTACH TIME BOMB TO NIGHT, 6 TURNS
(4)You're going to need to roll higher than that to do something meta.
Punch him in the gut as hard as possible.
(3v1)You deliver a weak punch to the gut.
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[4]Mafia Santa begins trying to break out of jail.
[3]The goblin tries to punch Tornick, but he misses.
[2+1v6-1]The goblin swordmaster tires to slice Salsacookies' other arm off, but it misses.
Night will fall in four turns. Being out at night is a very, very bad idea.---
Lyeos has reached Level 3! [3]Got
[Magic Wheels]Berius has reached Level 3! [6]Badass+ became Badass++!
LordSlowpoke has reached Level 2! [6]Gained
Explosiveist+[.abbr]!
Worldmaster27 has reached Level 2! [3]Got [Notepad]!
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER has reached Level 2! [3]Got [Fireball Wand]!
Got [Arcane Cloak]!
Got [Staff of Balance]!
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Class: Vehicular Mage
Level: 3^ [0/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Enchanted Tire Iron][Arcane Fuel Canister][Magic Wheels]
Money: $400
Possessions: [Magicycle]
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Badass
Level: 3^ [0/3]
Inventory: [Grenade]
Equipment: [Clothes][Cool Shades]
Money: $575
Possessions: [Motorcycle]
Traits: [Stubble][Badass+]
Location: City Streets
[/abbr]
Class: Santa Summoner
Level: 0 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money: $0
Possessions: Sled
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Ritual Master
Level: 2 [2/3]
Inventory: [Boxes of Chalk][Book of Arcane Rituals]
Equipment: [Clothes][Sacrificial Knife]
Possessions: [Empty Warehouse]
Traits: [Ritual Master+]
Skills: [Insta-Ritual (1)]
Location: Elemental Plane of Lead
Class: Burrito Mage
Level: 2 [0/3]
Inventory: [Bag of Burrito Ingredients][Big Book of Burritos][Sandwich]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money: $100
Traits: [Burrito Specialist]
Skills: [Burrito Blast]
Location: City Streets
Class: Generic Fighter
Level: 0 [1/3]
Inventory: [Half-eaten potato chips][Awesome Food]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Possessions: [Couch]
Traits: [Potatochipaphobia]
Location: Parking Lot Ruins
Status: [Arm Wound]
Class: Practical Pragmatist
Level: 1 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Shard of glass][Knife][Vest]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: City Streets
Status:
Class: Alcoholic
Level: 1 [2/3]
Inventory: [Stolen liquor][Beer][Wine]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Skills: [Drunken Punch]
Location: City Streets
Status: [Drunk (2)][Wounded]
Class: Seal Clubber
Level: 1 [1/3]
Inventory: [Club][Seal Hat][50 litres of seal blood]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: City Streets
Class: Explosiveist
Level: 2^ [0/3]
Inventory: ["Mineralite"][Rock][Grenade][Time Bomb]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: [Explosiveist+]
Skills: [Throw Explosive]
Location: City Streets
Class: GM
Level: 2^ [0/3]
Inventory: [Old Netbook][Notepad]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
+ $10
Traits: None
Location: Net Cafe
Class: Magical Chef
Level: 1 [1/3]
Inventory: [Mystery Meat]
Equipment: [Clothes][Chef's Knife]
Money:
Traits: [Magical Chef+]
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Magical Healer
Level: 1 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Muscle Wizard
Level: 1 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Body Armour][Power Glove][Muscle Hat]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Super Saiyan
Level: 1 [1/3]
Inventory: [Dragon Ball]
Equipment: [Clothes][Aura Orb][Headband]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Ruined Parking Lot
Class: Balanced Magic-User
Level: 1 [0/3]
Inventory: [Fireball Wand]
Equipment: [Arcane Cloak][Staff of Balance]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: ip-man
Level: 1 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: City Streets
Class: Ham-Fisted Face-Puncher
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Mafia Santa: A santa with underworld connections. [Jail] {Permanent]