((I should have leveled. Also three cheers for GM misinterpretation!))
Draw an alchemical ritual for turning lead into gold.
Oops! Knew I missed something.
The Froggy Ninja has reached Level 2! [2]Gained the one-use skill
[Insta-Ritual]!
(6+1)You do so.
Go to the city where everyone is kung-fu fighting.
(3)You go to another section of the city, but nobody is kung-fu fighting there.
Oh... To my room!
(2)You haven't paid for a room, yet.
Go to a nearby diner
(2)You can't find any diners.
((killjoy, I hate you.))
Meditate on the art of face punching
(4)You think about punching faces for a while.
Choke on potato chips.
(3)You kinda choke on some, and spit them out.
Make a new account on Bay12.
(2)It turns out that it was an IP ban.
Settle this cheating dispute in a badass fashion. To prove I am right, roundhouse kick everyone who accused me of cheating.
(1+1)Your clumsy kicks miss. A few people laugh at you.
First, take a sip of whiskey to dull the pain. Then take another sip. Then finish the bottle, not like anyone's watching. Then take a knife from a policeman's corpse and dip it in whiskey to sterilize it. Pour the rest of the whiskey on my wounds. Then remove the bullets from my body using the knife, maybe using a policeman's belt as a bite.
(1)You pass out. More police arrive.
Search for any player characters near me.
(4)You find Gulddom. The police chase after you.
Pick up the crowbar. Look for monsters to kill.
(2)You don't think that the city has any monsters.
find an café that I can sit in while I try to think of to do
(2)You can't find any cafés.
Find some monsters to punch in the face.
(4)You find a goblin.
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Night will fall in five turns.[2]Mafia Santa is still stuck in jail.
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TamerVirus has reached Level 1! [6]Gained trait
[Magical Chef+]!
Got
[Chef's Knife]!
Got
[Mystery Meat]!
BlitzDungeoneer has reached Level 1! [3]Gained item
[Dragon Ball]!
Got
[Aura Orb]!
Got
[Headband]!
aattss has reached Level 1! [1]Gained one-use item
[Martial Potion]!
Got
[Martial Arts Outfit]---
Class: Vehicular Mage
Level: 2 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Enchanted Tire Iron][Arcane Fuel Canister]
Money: $400
Possessions: [Magicycle]
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Badass
Level: 2 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Cool Shades]
Money: $575
Possessions: [Motorcycle]
Traits:
[Stubble][Badass+]Location: City Streets
[/abbr]
Class: Santa Summoner
Level: 0 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money: $0
Possessions: Sled
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Ritual Master
Level: 2 [1/3]
Inventory: [Boxes of Chalk][Book of Arcane Rituals]
Equipment: [Clothes][Sacrificial Knife]
Possessions: [Empty Warehouse]
Traits: [Ritual Master+]
Skills: [Insta-Ritual (1)]
Location: Empty Warehouse [Owned]
Class: Burrito Mage
Level: 2 [0/3]
Inventory: [Bag of Burrito Ingredients][Big Book of Burritos][Sandwich]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money: $100
Traits: [Burrito Specialist]
Location: City Streets
Class: Dude
Level: 2 [1/3]
Inventory: [Half-eaten potato chips][Awesome Food]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Possessions: [Couch]
Traits: [Potatochipaphobia]
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Status: [Arm Wound]
Class: Practical Pragmatist
Level: 1 [0/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Shard of glass][Knife][Vest]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Status: [Leg Wound]
Class: Alcoholic
Level: 1 [2/3]
Inventory: [Stolen liquor][Beer][Wine]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Skills: [Drunken Punch]
Location: City Streets
Status: [Drunk (3)][Wounded]
Class: Seal Clubber
Level: 1 [1/3]
Inventory: [Club][Seal Hat][50 litres of seal blood]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: City Streets
Class: Explosiveist
Level: 1 [2/3]
Inventory: ["Mineralite"][Rock][Grenade][Time Bomb]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Skills: [Throw Explosive]
Location: City Streets
Class: GM
Level: 1 [2/3]
Inventory: [Old Netbook]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
+ $10
Traits: None
Location: Net Cafe
Class: Magical Chef
Level: 1^ [0/3]
Inventory: [Mystery Meat]
Equipment: [Clothes][Chef's Knife]
Money:
Traits: [Magical Chef+]
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Magical Healer
Level: 1 [0/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Muscle Wizard
Level: 1 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Body Armour][Power Glove][Muscle Hat]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Super Saiyan
Level: 1^ [0/3]
Inventory: [Dragon Ball]
Equipment: [Clothes][Aura Orb][Headband]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Class: Balanced Magic-User
Level: 0 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: ip-man
Level: 1^ [0/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: City Streets
Class: Ham-Fisted Face-Puncher
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Mafia Santa: A santa with underworld connections. [Jail] {Permanent]
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