GM Note: I'm going to try to keep item/trait/skill descriptions
here, so just search something's name if you forget what it does. It's not complete yet, though.
Bet $25 on the underdog to win.
(6+1)You do so! The odds were 20:1 against. You are accused of cheating!
Lounge on the couch and start shoving potato chips and awesome food down my gob as fast as possible.
(5)You manage to overcome your fear of potato chips and eat them.
Do a few pushups and grow muscles at an astounding rate.
(3)You start building your muscles.
Summon burrito golem
((Look, I didn't do the period, so it is less than an action.))
(3)You summon a miniature burrito golem.
Class: balanced magic user (can use all types of magic but is not as good at that as those who can only 1 or 2 types of magic)
Go outside the car park.
(4)You leave the car park.
Drive slowly and responsibly to my home.
(4)You arrive at a hotel. You don't have a home!
Go look for weapons.
(4)You find an old crowbar in the parking lot.
RESSURECT OUTSIDE PARKING LOT
(6)Success!
You forgot NPC actions.
Raise my staff and shout in a gandalf voice, "Thou, shalt, be, healed!". Then try to fix darkpaladin one last time. Then run like hell and get outstanding the car park.
(3)You fail to revive darkpaladin. You quickly flee the car park.
Class: Ham fisted face puncher
Punch parking lot in the face
(5)You somehow punch the parking lot in the face, despite it not having a face. This accomplishes nothing.
WALK INTO MINE
EXPLOSIFY DEPOSITS IN ORDER TO ACQUIRE ORES
(2)You start setting up an explosive, but an administrator kicks you out.
Become Elephant Parade.
(6)You change your legal name to Elephant Parade. This accomplishes nothing.
Run like hell and get out of the parking lot
((Ip-man is a legendary martial arts master, the guy that trained Bruce lee))
(4)You escape the parking lot.
Throw my ill gotten gains into the dimension hole.
(1)You do so. Unfortunately, you accidentally scuffle out one of the lines, severing the link between you and the money. Your cash is lost somewhere in otherspace.
Find a fellow alcoholic who is also a doctor. Offer him some stolen liquor for treating my wounds.
(2-1)Doctors don't seem to be alcoholics very often, for some reason. The police are still after you.
Perform kung-fu against japanese people.
FYI Ip man was this guy. He was some sort of grandmaster who taught Bruce-Li martial arts.
(1)You try to punch a random person in the face, but you miss. Someone calls the police.
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Ghostbuster Santa and Corrupt Police Officer Santa despawn.
[1]Mafia Santa is found out by the police and thrown in jail.
The parking lot collapses! Blazing glory, Playergamer, and BlitzDungeoneer were still in the parking lot!
(4)Blazing glory manages to survive the collapse with only a few scratches.
(5-2)Playergamer suffers a
[Leg Wound], but is otherwise fine.
(3)BlitzDungeoneer suffers an
[Arm Wound], but is otherwise fine.
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Alev has reached Level 2! [4]Learned
[Burrito Burst]!
Blazing glory has reached Level 2! [5]Obtained trait
[Chill Dude]!
Tornick has reached Level 1! [3]Got
[Body Armour]!
Got
[Power Gloves]!
Got
[Muscle Hat]!
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Class: Vehicular Mage
Level: 2 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Enchanted Tire Iron][Arcane Fuel Canister]
Money: $400
Possessions: [Magicycle]
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Badass
Level: 2 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Cool Shades]
Money: $575
Possessions: [Motorcycle]f
Traits:
[Stubble][Badass+]Location: City Streets
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Class: Santa Summoner
Level: 0 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money: $0
Possessions: Sled
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Ritual Master
Level: 1 [2/3]
Inventory: [Boxes of Chalk][Book of Arcane Rituals]
Equipment: [Clothes][Sacrificial Knife]]
Possessions:
[Empty Warehouse]Traits: [Ritual Master+]
Location: Empty Warehouse [Owned]
Class: Burrito Mage
Level: 2^ [0/3]
Inventory: [Bag of Burrito Ingredients][Big Book of Burritos][Sandwich]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money: $100
Traits: [Burrito Specialist]
Location: City Streets
Class: Dude
Level: 2^ [0/3]
Inventory: [Half-eaten potato chips][Awesome Food]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Possessions: [Couch]
Traits: [Potatochipaphobia]
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Status: [Arm Wound]
Class: Practical Pragmatist
Level: 1 [0/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Shard of glass][Knife][Vest]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Status: [Leg Wound]
Class: Alcoholic
Level: 1 [2/3]
Inventory: [Stolen liquor][Beer][Wine]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Skills: [Drunken Punch]
Location: City Streets
Status: [Drunk (3)][Wounded]
Class: Seal Clubber
Level: 1 [1/3]
Inventory: [Club][Seal Hat][50 litres of seal blood]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: City Streets
Class: Explosiveist
Level: 1 [2/3]
Inventory: ["Mineralite"][Rock][Grenade][Time Bomb]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Skills: [Throw Explosive]
Location: City Streets
Class: GM
Level: 1 [1/3]
Inventory: [Old Netbook]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
+ $10
Traits: None
Location: Outside Net Cafe
Class: Magical Chef
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Magical Healer
Level: 1 [0/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Muscle Wizard
Level: 1^ [0/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Super Saiyan
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Class: Balanced Magic-User
Level: 0 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: ip-man
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: City Streets
Class: Ham-Fisted Face-Puncher
Level: 0 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Mafia Santa: A santa with underworld connections. [Jail] {Permanent]
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