Safer AND faster? Be a daredevil with my Magicycle!
(5)You do lots of cool tricks. You now have a fan club!
My status only shows the $50 I found, but I also checked and had $50. Fix plox.
When police arrive, do chokey thing and summon a burrito golem to help.
(5v3)You choke the police officers with burritos.
STOP TRYING TO DO TOO MANY THINGS AT ONCE.
Use my powers of healing and light to banish these Santa's back to the shadow world. Resurrect DarkPaladin
You got a healer companion, mate.
(-)That doesn't sound like healing to me. You're a mage of healing, not generic light magic.
(1)You make darkpaladin double dead. This has no effect, but I needed to make the 1 do
something.
Eat awesome food.
(1)You choke on it. You are now afraid of awesome food.
Wake up faster.
(-)No.
Write an awesome update that psychologically compels people to donate to me.
(1)People figure out what you're trying to do. You are banned from the forum for trying to rip people off.
sell new exciting rocks to rock simulator
count dollops
(1)Rock simulator refuses to buy your rocks. Also, they close down.
(3)You have $50.
Drunken Punch! It's my alcohol, and I'm drinking it ALL!
(4+1+2)The last police officer is sent flying away.
Your [Alcoholic Trance] wears off. You are now
[Drunk].
((So, what sort of actions would I get my class bonus on? Would it be just fighting?))
Go find a place to gamble with $50. Preferably some sort of coolness contest or fight club I can enter.
((Also, hey Lyeos, want to form a biker gang?))
(3)You find a betting station where you can bet on sports, but the odds don't look good.
Scream.
Why do I not have a spoiler?
(2)Your voice is too tired.
Run away after Coolrune ressurects me. Try to not leave him behind.
(-)You're too dead to do that!
resurrect myself outside the parking garage
(2)You resurrect yourself inside the collapsing parking garage.
Oh god.
Punch my way out of the parking lot.
(6)You do so. Your punches allow you to escape, but they also damage the lot's structural integrity.
The parking lot will collapse at the end of next turn!Fix my ritual.
(4)You successfully fix it! You have completed the ritual. It can be activated at any time, in addition to another action.
Find a shady person to sell me as much seal blood as I can afford.
(5)You spend your $4000 on 50 litres of seal blood.
Class: ip-man
start a kung-fu dojo
(1)There aren't any empty lots available at the moment.
Also, what's an ip-man?
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Lyeos has reached Level 2! [5]Gained passive
[Aura of Vehicle Speed]!
Barius has reached Level 2! [1]Gained one-use item
[Grenade]!
Worldmaster27 has reached Level 1! [4]Gained skill
[Create RTD]!
Got
An e-document containing various ideas. +1 to making games.][Idea Document]!
Coolrune206 has reached Level 1! [4]Gained skill
[Heal]!
Got
[Healing Staff]Got
[Health Tonic]Got
[Mana Potion]Class: Vehicular Mage
Level: 2 [0/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Enchanted Tire Iron][Arcane Fuel Canister]
Money: $400
Possessions: [Magicycle]
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Badass
Level: 2 [0/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Cool Shades]
Money: $100
Possessions: [Motorcycle]
Traits:
[Stubble][Badass+]Location: City Streets
[/abbr]
Class: Santa Summoner
Level: 0 [0/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money: $0
Possessions: Sled
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Status: Dead
Class: Ritual Master
Level: 1 [2/3]
Inventory: [Boxes of Chalk][Book of Arcane Rituals]
Equipment: [Clothes][Sacrificial Knife]
Money: $49,970 [Stolen]
Possessions:
[Empty Warehouse]Traits: [Ritual Master+]
Location: Empty Warehouse [Owned]
Ritual: Portal [Complete]
Class: Burrito Mage
Level: 1 [2/3]
Inventory: [Bag of Burrito Ingredients][Big Book of Burritos][Sandwich]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money: $100
Traits: [Burrito Specialist]
Location: City Streets
Class: Dude
Level: 1 [2/3]
Inventory: [Half-eaten potato chips][Awesome Food]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Possessions: [Couch]
Traits: [Potatochipaphobia]
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Class: Practical Pragmatist
Level: 1 [0/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Shard of glass][Knife][Vest]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Status: [Unconscious(1)]
Class: Alcoholic
Level: 1 [2/3]
Inventory: [Stolen liquor][Beer][Wine]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Skills: [Drunken Punch]
Location: City Streets
Status: [Alcoholic Trance (1)][Wounded]
Class: Seal Clubber
Level: 1 [1/3]
Inventory: [Club][Seal Hat][50 litres of seal blood]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: City Streets
Class: Explosiveist
Level: 1 [1/3]
Inventory: ["Mineralite"][Rock][Grenade][Time Bomb]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Skills: [Throw Explosive]
Location: City Streets
Class: GM
Level: 1 [0/3]
Inventory: [Old Netbook]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
+ $10
Traits: None
Location: Outside Net Cafe
Class: Magical Chef
Level: 0 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Dead
Class: Magical Healer
Level: 1 [0/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Class: Muscle Wizard
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Super Saiyan
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Class: ip-man (seriously, what's an ip-man?)
Level: 0 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Mafia Santa: A santa with underworld connections. [Underground Parking Lot] {Permanent}
Ghostbuster Sanata: A santa with ghostbusting equipment. [City Streets]
Corrupt Police Officer Santa: A santa who decided that money was more important than justice. [Underground Parking Lot]
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I'm kind of sleepy, so if something seems like a mistake it probably is. Please do tell me if you spot something.
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