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Go outside.
(4)You leave the underground parking lot.
Drink root beer.
(1)You don't have any! It wouldn't make sense for you to have any, either; after all, you're allergic.
Check my pockets for those shades.
(6)You do have the shades! Lucky you.
Get on the street. Set up a burrito stand, summoning burritos to sell. Cast Burrito Storm on PG if I am assaulted.
(6)Someone sees you summon burritos; they tell everyone that you're a burrito demon. Everyone is too scared of having their soul stolen to eat your burritos.
Slit an unarmed players throat.
[3](1v2-1)You try to cut darkpaladin109's throat, but he notices almost immediately and dodges out of the way, leaving him with only a scratch.
Leave parking lot.
(6)You steal a car and drive out of the parking lot.
Drink it. Yes, all of it.
(1)The police arrive right before you begin drinking. They tell you to put your hands up.
class: explosiveist
acquire mineral(+-s)
(3)You manage to find some mineralite. The person who sold it to you claims that it's a rare mineral, but it looks like an average rock.
ATTACK WITH MY GINSU KNIFE!
(2v2)You don't have one.
Throw the money through a dimension hole.
(-)Being a Ritual Master doesn't allow you to pull dimension holes out of nowhere. You have to do a ritual.
Summon Ghostbuster Santa to deal with the Demon Cheese.
(6)Ghostbuster Santa appears! However, you put too much power into the summoning! You are now
[Exhausted].
Class: GM
Pull out my computer and update my games.
(3)You pull out your computer, but the parking lot has no internet.
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[4]Mafia Santa threatens darkpaladin109 with a gun.
[5v1]The Demon Cheese bludgeons TamerVirus, knocking him
[Unconscious].
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Lyeos has reached Level 1! [3]Lyeos acquires an
[Arcane Fuel Canister]!
In addition, for reaching Level 1, Lyeos has acquired the Vehicular Mage Basic Gear Set!
Got
[Bag of Magic Vehicle Parts]!
Got
[Enchanted Tire Iron]!
Berius has reached Level 1! [6]Berius gains +1 on all class-related rolls!
In addition, for reaching Level 1, Lyeos has acquired the Badass Basic Gear Set!
Got
[Motorcycle]!
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Class: Vehicular Mage
Level: 1 [0/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Enchanted Tire Iron][Arcane Fuel Canister][Bag of Magic Vehicle Parts]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Badass
Level: 0 [0/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Cool Shades]
Money:
Possessions: [Motorcycle]
Traits:
[Stubble][Badass+]Location: City Streets
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Class: Santa Summoner
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money: $0
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Status:
[Exhausted][Scratched]
Class: Ritual Master
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: None
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money: $50,000 [Stolen]
Possessions:
[Empty Warehouse]Traits: None
Location: Empty Warehouse [Owned]
Class: Burrito Mage
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: None
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: City Streets
Class: Dude
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: [Half-eaten potato chips]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: [Potatochipaphobia]
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Class: Practical Pragmatist
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Shard of glass]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Class: Alcoholic
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: [Stolen liquor]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: City Streets
Class: Seal Clubber
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Possessions: [Stolen Car]
Traits: None
Location: City Streets
Class: Explosiveist
Level: 0 [1/3]
Inventory: ["Mineralite"]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Class: GM
Level: 0 [1/3]
Inventory: [Old Netbook]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Mafia Santa: A santa with underworld connections. [Underground Parking Lot]
Demon Cheese: An unholy piece of cheese. Highly dangerous. [Underground Parking Lot]
Ghostbuster Sanata: A santa with ghostbusting equipment. [Underground Parking Lot]
Class:
Level: 0 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
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Topic: Roll to Level Up (Read 53802 times)