Block the door with my wheels.
(5)It seems unlikely that anything will make it past that door.
Write down any ideas I have, and inspect the room.
(4)You have an idea for a six-stat system. The room is a room. It has a bed, a table, a chair, and a potted plant.
((By the way, what are you picturing when you describe ballroom attire? Namely the hat.))
I have only a vague idea of what a ballroom dancer looks like. A top hat, maybe? I don't know. I'm not sure that ballroom dancers even wear hats.
((Actually I had two friends who pulled off fedoras quite well while dancing. Never a top hat though! 
))
Plan choreography which could knock out a target. ((Dancing weaponized!))
(4)You plan a "dance" that could knock someone out. It involves fancy moves, combined with kicks. Learned
[Dancing Kick]!
Rent a room and place an order for a continental breakfast
(5)You rent a room for $50. You order a delicious breakfast for $10.
Get to the Hotel and try and stay in the lobby if not try and find some where to sleep and hide.
(2)The hotel closes right before you reach it.
The army goes back into the bar and takes it over as their headquarters and room for the night.
(1)The army passes out. Some are in front of the door, preventing you from getting in.
Excellent,now start piloting the Timberwolf and start shooting stuff.
Thanks for the Timberwolf!
EDIT oh alright,Request timber wolf lead me to a Timberwolf.
(6)The timberwolf begins leading you to a Timberwolf. Unfortunately, it suddenly leaves.
Seek shelter in a W.C.
Execute aattss.
[1v1-1]
(4v4-1)Playergamer stabs aattss in the gut, slightly wounding him.
(5-1)Aattss manages to find and hide in a small public bathroom.
Go sleep in my room until morning.
Are you sure you want to do that? You might want to see what happens at night, first.
Also, FYI: while asleep, you won't gain levels. Something nifty might happen, though.
Eh, I'll pass on the sleep then. I just though of something though. Can we multiclass? Because I would totally multiclass to Power Ranger. Or Pokemon Trainer.
Wait in my room and look out the window when night falls.
(2)There are blinds over the window. You'll need to remove them before you can see outside.
Burrito Choke again! Then make a Burrito House.
(5+1-1v6)You Burrito Choke a few more policemen. The rest run away, though one manages to shoot you in the leg.
(6)You make a magnificent house out of burritos. However, you are now
[Magically Exhausted].
pay for an room at the motel
(5)You get a room for $20.
GO TO HOTEL
(3)You make it to the hotel's entrance.
* LordSlowpoke stares
is explodifying police not an explosiveist class action to which i have a base +1 to
asdfasdfasd
You were the unfortunate victim of a rule I killed. Your arms spontaneously reappear.
Get more lead.
(6)You acquire so much lead that you're seriously weighed down.
You missed a lot of turns for my character in auto-action, and he should have leveled at least once, counting the amount of turns I missed... You fix?
Buy a luxurious small suite at the hotel, lie down in my bed.
(2)The hotel is out of rooms.
Psh, I'm not afraid of nighttime.
Punch any monster that comes near me.
(-)Nothing comes near you.
---
The police leave.
[1]Mafia Santa falls unconscious from his wounds.
Night falls...
Night 1 has appeared!(5+1)Night 1 seeks out a target. It spots Playergamer!---
Blazing glory has reached Level 1! [1]Got
[Gold Wrench]!
Got
[Noncombat Mech Parts]!
Coolrune205 has reached Level 2! [5]Gained trait
[Heal Boost]!
---
Class: Vehicular Mage
Level: 4 [1/3]
Inventory: [Used Wand of Speed Vehicle (1)]
Equipment: [Clothes][Enchanted Tire Iron][Arcane Fuel Canister][Magic
Wheels]
Money: $400
Possessions: [Magicycle]
Traits: None
Location: Hotel Room
Class: Badass
Level: 4 [1/3]
Inventory: [Grenade]
Equipment: [Clothes][Cool Shades]
Money: $575
Possessions: [Motorcycle]
Traits: [Stubble][Badass+]
Skills: [Create Cinematic Explosion (1)]
Location: City Streets
[/abbr]
Class: Santa Summoner
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money: $0
Possessions: Sled
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Ritual Master
Level: 3 [2/3]
Inventory: [Boxes of Chalk][Book of Arcane Rituals][Lead]
Money: (money wasn't in your status for some reason; I'll be correcting this shortly)
Equipment: [Clothes][Sacrificial Knife]
Possessions: [Empty Warehouse]
Traits: [Ritual Master+]
Skills: [Insta-Ritual (1)][Ritual Boost: Life]
Location: Lead Dimension
Class: Burrito Mage
Level: 3 [2/3]
Inventory: [Bag of Burrito Ingredients][Big Book of Burritos][Sandwich]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money: $100
Traits: [Burrito Specialist][Burrito Mage+]
Skills: [Burrito Blast]
Location: City Streets
Status: Magically Exhausted
Class: Mech Pilot
Level: 1^ [0/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Possessions: None
Traits: None
Location: City Streets
Status: N/A
Class: Practical Pragmatist
Level: 2 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Shard of glass][Knife][Vest]
Money:
Traits: [Surprise!]
Location: City Streets
Status:
Class: Alcoholic
Level: 2 [2/3]
Inventory: [Stolen liquor][Beer][Wine]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: [Alcoholic+]
Skills: [Drunken Punch]
Location: Outside Bar
Status: [Drunk (2)][Wounded]
Class: Seal Clubber
Level: 1 [1/3]
Inventory: [Club][Seal Hat][50 litres of seal blood]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: City Streets
Class: Explosiveist
Level: 3 [0/3]
Inventory: ["Mineralite"][Rock][Time Bomb]
Equipment: [Clothes][Explosion-Proof Vest]
Money: $1030
Traits: [Explosiveist+]
Skills: [Throw Explosive]
Location: Shack
Status: N/A
Class: GM
Level: 3 [1/3]
Inventory: [Old Netbook][Notepad]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money: $1000
Traits: None
Location: Motel Room
Class: Magical Chef
Level: 2 [2/3]
Inventory: [Mystery Meat]
Equipment: [Clothes][Chef's Knife]
Money:
- $50
Traits: [Magical Chef+]
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Magical Healer
Level: 2^ [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: [Heal Boost]
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Muscle Wizard
Level: 2 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Body Armour][Power Glove][Muscle Hat]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Super Saiyan
Level: 2 [1/3]
Inventory: [Dragon Ball]
Equipment: [Clothes][Aura Orb][Headband]
Money:
Traits: None
Skills: [1,000 Flurry (1)]
Location: Ruined Parking Lot
Class: Balanced Magic-User
Level: 1 [2/3]
Inventory: [Fireball Wand]
Equipment: [Arcane Cloak][Staff of Balance]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: ip-man
Level: 2 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Martial Headband]
Money:
Traits: None
Status: [Severe Pain]
Location: City Streets
Class: Ham-Fisted Face-Puncher
Level: 1 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Spiked Glove]
Money:
Traits: None
Skills: [Piercing Face Punch]
Location: City Streets
Status: Dead
Class: Lemon Mage
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: [Potato Chips][Awesome Food]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Outside Hotel
Class: Ballroom Dancer
Level: 1 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Ballroom Hat][Ballroom Suit][Ballroom Shoes]
Money: $450
Traits: None
Skills: [Dancing Kick]
Location: Hotel
Status: [Deep Focus]
Class: Glorious Communist Leader
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Outside Hotel
Mafia Santa: A santa with underworld connections. [Shack] {Permanent}{Severely Wounded}
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