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poketwo

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Re: roll to dodge time
« Reply #30 on: July 10, 2014, 03:10:06 pm »

GO TO 20,000 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE INSTEAD
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IcyTea31

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Re: roll to dodge time
« Reply #31 on: July 10, 2014, 03:12:05 pm »

Get into the time machine and check its log for when and where it came from. Go then and there, then borrow a passerby's time phone and get the Guardians of Forever on the job.
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Worldmaster27

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Re: roll to dodge time
« Reply #32 on: July 10, 2014, 03:18:20 pm »

Respawn, in such a way as to create 3 more paradoxes that inhibit any and all actions during the 19th century.
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: roll to dodge time
« Reply #33 on: July 10, 2014, 03:21:25 pm »

Respawn in the past and invent the time machine and send it to that room while hiding in the trunk to ensure the timeline gets messed up.

Sergarr

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Re: roll to dodge time
« Reply #34 on: July 10, 2014, 03:29:53 pm »

retcon out the concept of a paradox
[3] You cannot track down the origin time of the "paradox" concept.
Use my mind as duct tape to "fix" the timeline.
[4] Timeline is now fixed. As a side effect, you can now see 10 000 years into the past and (one of many possible) future.
[5] You've successfully gone sane from revelation.
Yo future self, get out ma way. I'm enacting our evil plan.
[6] Your future self gets out of the way. You get on his place, when you suddenly feel somebody's presence behind you. You hear your voice:
Yo future self, get out ma way. I'm enacting our evil plan.
Apparently it's yourself from 5 seconds in the past.
GO TO 20,000 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE INSTEAD
[1] The locals eat you instead. Respawn?
Get into the time machine and check its log for when and where it came from. Go then and there, then borrow a passerby's time phone and get the Guardians of Forever on the job.
[5] You go into the time machine and discover that it was created 3 pages ago by Wildness. There are no logs before that time.
Respawn, in such a way as to create 3 more paradoxes that inhibit any and all actions during the 19th century.
[4] You respawn and instantly die from exposure to paradoxes. Respawn?
Respawn in the past and invent the time machine and send it to that room while hiding in the trunk to ensure the timeline gets messed up.
[4] Apparently the past doesn't seem to have required materials to create the time machine. You may wish to go to another time period for that.
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Xantalos

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Re: roll to dodge time
« Reply #35 on: July 10, 2014, 03:31:16 pm »

...you're from 5 seconds in my past. Ehehehehehe.

There are three of me now. Repeat cycle until there are a few hundred.
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Re: roll to dodge time
« Reply #36 on: July 10, 2014, 03:32:26 pm »

Respawn, in such a way that I create ten more of myself.
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: roll to dodge time
« Reply #37 on: July 10, 2014, 03:32:32 pm »

run the timeline through the entirety of the doctor who series
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Re: roll to dodge time
« Reply #38 on: July 10, 2014, 03:36:59 pm »

View a bit of the past.
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TamerVirus

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Re: roll to dodge time
« Reply #39 on: July 10, 2014, 03:39:09 pm »

Manipulate time so the time police were replaced by time ice cream truck drivers
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IcyTea31

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Re: roll to dodge time
« Reply #40 on: July 10, 2014, 03:43:39 pm »

Manipulate time so the time police were replaced by time ice cream truck drivers
Impede action by having the Guardians only sell ice cream as a side enterprise to their policing.
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: roll to dodge time
« Reply #41 on: July 10, 2014, 04:08:05 pm »

Force the universe to spontaneously create the materials I need through sheer force of will.

Sergarr

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Re: roll to dodge time
« Reply #42 on: July 10, 2014, 04:11:59 pm »

...you're from 5 seconds in my past. Ehehehehehe.

There are three of me now. Repeat cycle until there are a few hundred.
[5] The room is now filled with Xantaloses. Everyone's personal space is violated.
Respawn, in such a way that I create ten more of myself.
[2] You respawn. Then 10 your future selfs in attempt to create more copies at the present slam into you simultaneously. Ouch.
run the timeline through the entirety of the doctor who series
[5] The timeline is now a timedot. Everything is happening at once. There are Doctors everywhere and everywhen.
View a bit of the past.
[2] You attempt to do that, but all you can see is the Doctor's face. He's everywhere and everywhen.
Manipulate time so the time police were replaced by time ice cream truck drivers
Manipulate time so the time police were replaced by time ice cream truck drivers
Impede action by having the Guardians only sell ice cream as a side enterprise to their policing.
[4] vs [2]
Time police is now armed with ice cream. They proceed to shove it into TamerVirus's mouth.
[3] You manage to survive the sweet goodness, but only barely. The time ice cream police is still onto you.
Force the universe to spontaneously create the materials I need through sheer force of will.
[2] The universe refuses to change.

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Re: roll to dodge time
« Reply #43 on: July 10, 2014, 04:13:41 pm »

summon lavos
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TamerVirus

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Re: roll to dodge time
« Reply #44 on: July 10, 2014, 04:20:20 pm »

summon lavos

manipulate the ritual so he summons billy mays instead, and have him sell me police remover solution
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