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Sergarr

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roll to dodge time
« on: July 10, 2014, 08:02:32 am »
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you all stand in the big room. suddenly a wild time machine appears in the center of the room!

what do you do?
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: roll to dodge time
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2014, 10:25:37 am »
Get in the time machine and travel to the 1600s while flipping the others off. It's my time machine now!
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Re: roll to dodge time
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2014, 12:03:57 pm »
go back in time and stomp on butterflies
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Re: roll to dodge time
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2014, 12:06:46 pm »
Quote from: TamerVirus on July 10, 2014, 12:03:57 pm
go back in time and stomp on butterflies
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Re: roll to dodge time
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2014, 12:43:00 pm »
Catch it with a time machine ball. What? You said it was wild.
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Sergarr

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Re: roll to dodge time
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2014, 12:58:21 pm »
Quote from: The Froggy Ninja on July 10, 2014, 10:25:37 am
Get in the time machine and travel to the 1600s while flipping the others off. It's my time machine now!
[2] You try to get to the time machine, but others flip you off the time machine.
Quote from: TamerVirus on July 10, 2014, 12:03:57 pm
go back in time and stomp on butterflies
[1] => [2] You horribly fumble the time machine controls and instead go 200 years into the future. You arrive in the world filled with robotic butterflies and get a face full of laser. Respawn?
Quote from: darkpaladin109 on July 10, 2014, 12:06:46 pm
Quote from: TamerVirus on July 10, 2014, 12:03:57 pm
go back in time and stomp on butterflies
[5] You go back 500 000 years and stomp on some butterflies. The changes will reach the present in 50 000 years.
Quote from: Beirus on July 10, 2014, 12:43:00 pm
Catch it with a time machine ball. What? You said it was wild.
You don't have a time machine ball!
[5] You use the time machine to acquire a time machine ball from an alternative future.
Now you have it.
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Re: roll to dodge time
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2014, 01:06:32 pm »
Now catch wild time machine
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Re: roll to dodge time
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2014, 01:15:49 pm »
Go 50 000 years into the future.
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TamerVirus

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Re: roll to dodge time
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2014, 01:22:44 pm »
respawn and replace hitler with two kids in a really large overcoat
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Re: roll to dodge time
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2014, 01:39:31 pm »
Quote from: Beirus on July 10, 2014, 01:06:32 pm
Now catch wild time machine
[2] You throw your time machine ball at the time machine, but it breaks away after 1 second, breaking the ball in the process. Awww.
Quote from: darkpaladin109 on July 10, 2014, 01:15:49 pm
Go 50 000 years into the future.
[3] You arrive there. Outside the time machine, you see that you're in a giant box. On the inside a message is written in several hundreds of different languages: "Time travelers are not welcome here".
Quote from: TamerVirus on July 10, 2014, 01:22:44 pm
respawn and replace hitler with two kids in a really large overcoat
[4] Success! Now you have one (1) hitler in your inventory. The time distortion from doing that will reach the present point in 6 years, though...
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Re: roll to dodge time
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2014, 02:02:07 pm »
Look for a door. Determine how big room is.
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Re: roll to dodge time
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2014, 02:02:16 pm »
HELP COMMUNISM WIN COLD WAR
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Re: roll to dodge time
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2014, 02:05:41 pm »
smash fist against time machine's control panel
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Re: roll to dodge time
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2014, 02:06:13 pm »
Break out using tactical hitler.
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Re: roll to dodge time
« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2014, 02:06:56 pm »
inject 3 whole marijuanas into the bloodstream of the first goat to ever b
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