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[wer6]

BECOME THE HOLY MINISTOR ABOMINATION OF FUCK YOU XANTALOS

[TalonisWolf]

Bump.

[poketwo]

WHERE IS ZANTALOS? IS HE UPSET ABOUT THE PICKLE THING?

[wer6]

IF HE DOESN'T COME BACK SOON HE WILL BECOME CAN'TALOS

[Xantalos]

I PERIODICALLY FORGET ABOUT MINIMALIST RTDS
NOTHING CAN WUITE LIVE UP TO YAFB
ANYWAY

>PUNCH SOMETHING, ANYTHING

[IcyTea31]

Rush writing an RtD action. Respawn if dead, I forget. Do something to make myself more powerful.

[TalonisWolf]

Rush writing an RtD action. Respawn if dead, I forget. Do something to make myself more powerful.

((Make a supersoaker.))

[poketwo]

Shank Xantalos.

ROLL: 4
YOU SHANK HIM. DUE TO IT BEING AN ELDRITCH SHANK, IT ACTUALY HURTS XANTALOS

A greater threat has appeared. Team up with former enemies to PUNCH OUT Inquisition.

ROLL:1
XANTALOS  AT FIRST PRETENDS TO DO THAT, BUT THEN HE EATS YOU AFTER YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON HIM. THAT TRAITOR. RESPAWN?

Become Lord Emperor Salsacookies. Dance a jig

ROLL: 5 RULE OF FUNNY: 1
THE LORD EMPEROR OF MESO BEATS YOU UP FOR DARING TO STEAL HIS TITLE THAT HE EARNED BY BECOMING LORD MAYOR OF MESO. HE THEN DANCES ON YOUR GRAVE. RESPAWN?

Convince him? Pfft. Mind-Control him into giving me Ice Cream, then reward Lyeos by assisting his action.[/I]

I like Ice Cream, can't you tell

Edit: ACCURSED TYPE-O

ROLL: 4
HERE, HAVE SOME ICECREAM, I HOPE YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE. ALSO, YOU ASSISTS BY QUOTING THE POST OF THE TARGET OF THE ASSIST,THEN PUTTING +1 IN YOUR POST.

Oh. The soulcrushing sorrow. Hm. Yeah. I'm an Avatar of Sorrow!

ROLL: 1
YOU BECOME EMO, THE INQUISITION CLEANSES YOUR HEARSAY. WITH FIRE. JUST IN CASE YOU BECOME SJW

Make all of Xantalos' physical forms look like kittens!

ROLL: 4
YOU MAKE ONE OF HIS TENTICALS LOOK LIKE A KITTEN. THAT'S A START AT LEAST. 

BECOME THE HOLY MINISTOR ABOMINATION OF FUCK YOU XANTALOS

ROLL: 4 (SO MANY 4'S. THE ATMOSPHERIC SOUND MUST BE PICKY TODAY)
YOU BECOME A VIKING BERSERKER OF KHRONE DUE TO YOUR LARGE RAGE. KHRONE MUST BE RUNNING OUT OF COMPITANT WARRIORS RIGHT NOW.

I PERIODICALLY FORGET ABOUT MINIMALIST RTDS
NOTHING CAN WUITE LIVE UP TO YAFB
ANYWAY

>PUNCH SOMETHING, ANYTHING

ROLL: 5
YOU PUNCH A IMPERIAL BATTLE BARGE. I THINK THEIR WAS 3 ENTIRE COMPANIES OF GREY KNIGHTS IN THERE. NICE JOB.
(I KNOW, IN FACT, IF YOU SEE A SCENE MIMICKING ANOTHER ONE FROM YAFB, THERE IS SOMETHING UP WITH THE ?GM?)

[IcyTea31]

*cough*

Rush writing an RtD action. Respawn if dead, I forget. Do something to make myself more powerful.

[Beirus]

Respawn for REVENGE!

[Lyeos]

Bodyslam him!

[poketwo]

*cough*

Rush writing an RtD action. Respawn if dead, I forget. Do something to make myself more powerful.

ROLL: 2
NO, YOU CANNOT ABSORB THE POWER OF THE ELDRITCH HUNTING GEAR. NOR GIVE THE BLOOD TO AN VAMPIRE, SINCE IT'S ALREADY TRANSFERED TO ARMOK.

[4maskwolf]

Spawn as a knight and Guard our great lord Xantalos, God of screwing people over

[IcyTea31]

Go hunt lesser eldritch beings.

[wer6]

ASK A GERMAN MEDIC TO MAKE ME INVINCIBLE