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[Empiricist]

Don't replace the mind, just fuse it.

[masked_krusader]

Roll a 6.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Randomly appear.

[Sarrak]

Become an representation oF RAGE!!!

[jetex1911]

".̶.̕.W̕e've͏ g̢o̷t co͢ok̵i͡es! A͠dor̶a̷bl̡e̡ cóo͟kies͢!͘"

See if this convinces some people to join on the B͞o̕ļ͝d͜'̡i͟t̴̨͝c̢͢h̵ A̴̡b҉̕o̕͟m̸̨͟i͟͝n͠a̴̷͡t̛̀i̡͝o̕n̡҉ side.

[jetex1911]

FUTILE BUMP?

[TalonisWolf]

((Who's gonna do the turn? Last time I 'temporarily' GM'ed I ended up having it handed over to me for good- still running it. No regrets, but I can only handle one at a time.))

"Hissstory is repeaaating itself, hissstory is repeaaaating itself..."

[masked_krusader]

FUTILE BUMP?

1 - You bump your head and die.

POKETWO WHERE ARE YOU

[poketwo]

POSTSKI IS HERE

Be the God-Emperor. Revoke the Terminatus order.

ROLL:3
YOU ARE NOT THE GOD EMPEROR, LUCKY YOU. SINCE HE IS STUCK ON THE GOLDEN THRONE RIGHT NOW.

Backhand the GM.

ROLL:3
YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS, OR IS IT ME? I DON'T KNOW.
 

Make Lyeos give me Ice Cream. By any means necessary...

ROLL: 4
YOU NEED TO CONVINCE HIM FIRST.

Respawn as a malevolent pickle.

FAIL
YOU ARE NOT DEAD

Be a complete failure.

ROLL: 1
YOU FAIL SO HARD THAT YOU CEASE EXISTING.

Don't replace the mind, just fuse it.

ROLL:2
YOU NEED TO CONVERT XAN'S MIND INTO CODE THEN GET IT IN THE OTHER CODE. AND YOU ARE TO DISTRACTED BY A CUTE LITTLE KITTEN RUNNING AWAY FROM YOU TO DO SO RIGHT NOW.

Roll a 6.

ROLL: 6
YOU ARE HIT BY A VIRUS BOMB, YOU DIE IN AGONIZING PAIN. WAIT!!!! YOU ARE STUCK IN THE AIR!!! AND YOU STILL FEEL THAT PAIN!!!!!! AND YOU ARE IN THE CLOSEST VERSION TO BATTLEFAILED THAT THIS DIMENSION HAS!!!!

Randomly appear.

ROLL: 6
YOU APPEAR IN XANTALOS . YOU ARE RIPPED APART BY TENTACLES AND TURNED INTO WHATEVER COUNTS AS FOOD IN ELDRITCHLAND. RESPAWN?

Become an representation oF RAGE!!!

ROLL: 3
YOU CAN'T DO THAT UNTIL YOU PREVENT YOINK-LITCH MARRIAGE, DERAIL ALL DM/GM PLOTS (EXCLUDING MINE'S OF COURSE), AND PROVE THAT REMAKING THE UNIVERSE TO NOT HAVE EVIL TAKES AWAY FREE WILL FROM THE POPULACE TO A LITCH. AND PROVE HUMANITY IS BETTER THAN ANY FANTASY RACES TO THAT LITCH AS WELL.

".̶.̕.W̕e've͏ g̢o̷t co͢ok̵i͡es! A͠dor̶a̷bl̡e̡ cóo͟kies͢!͘"

See if this convinces some people to join on the B͞o̕ļ͝d͜'̡i͟t̴̨͝c̢͢h̵ A̴̡b҉̕o̕͟m̸̨͟i͟͝n͠a̴̷͡t̛̀i̡͝o̕n̡҉ side.

ROLL: 6
COOKIE MONSTER JOINS. HE THEN EATS ALL OF YOUR COOKIES. AND THOSE WERE LIVING CUTEKIES. THE MOST ADORABLE COOKIES EVER. NOW EVERYONE THINKS YOU ARE SUPER NAZIS. EVEN THE NAZIS.

STANS: DESTROY WORLD: ROLL: 1
NOPE, STILL TO SAD. GETTING CLOSE TO SUICIDE

INQUISITION: EXTERMINATUS
ROLL: 1
YOU NEED TO RESUPPLY!!! TZEENTCHIAN BASTARDS SWITCHED REGULAR EXTERMINATUS BOMBS WITH VIRUS BOMBS. YOU DON'T KNOW IF ONE OF NURGLE IS ON THAT PLANET AFTER ALL.

COOKIE MONSTER: RECRUIT FRIENDS
THEY DECLINE DUE TO NOT CARING ABOUT THE FATE OF BAY12. ITS NOTHING PERSONAL. PROBABLY. THOSE EDUTAINMENT SHOWS DON'T LIKE STUFF LIKE DF YOU KNOW. 

[Lyeos]

Shank Xantalos.

[Beirus]

A greater threat has appeared. Team up with former enemies to PUNCH OUT Inquisition.

[Salsacookies]

Become Lord Emperor Salsacookies. Dance a jig

[TalonisWolf]

Convince him? Pfft. Mind-Control him into giving me Ice Cream, then reward Lyeos by assisting his action.[/I]

I like Ice Cream, can't you tell

Edit: ACCURSED TYPE-O

[Sarrak]

Oh. The soulcrushing sorrow. Hm. Yeah. I'm an Avatar of Sorrow!

[Empiricist]

Make all of Xantalos' physical forms look like kittens!