Do that which must be done.
ROLL:4
YOU KILLED THE TALOS, WHOPP DE DO
YOU MUST BUY ME ICE CREAM! MY WILL MUST BE DONE!(( Couldn't resist, Lyeos, such a tempting target!
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Do that which must be done. ROLL:1
YOU FAIL, AND GET KILLED, RESPAWN.
Enlist kitten as help, then commence PUNCH OUT
ROLL: 6
THE KITTEN RUNS AWAY, YOU STILL DECCIED TO FIGHT. YOU ARE SOON GREETED WITH THE NEWS OF A LOT OF EXPLOSIVES BEING FIRED EVERYWHERE ON EARTH. OH NO!!! ITS EXTERMINATUS!!! NEVER TRUST THE INQUSITION. EVEN AFTER THEM HELPING BEATING UP A EXTREMLY POWERFUL XENO BOXER.
RESPAWN AS
XANTALOS 2.0
ROLL:5
YOU DO SO, YOU ARE WORTH 5 XANTALI....
Helicopter
ROLL:5
BUT YOU SOON DIE BY AN EXTREAM CASE OF ELDRICHT HELICOPTER SIM. RESPAWN AGAIN WER?
Keep sacrificing until the gear is powerful enough to kill Xantalos.
ROLL:3
YOU THINK YOU NEED THAT KOBOLD ABOMINATION TO KILL HIM. YOU ARE NOT SURE ABOUT IT. AND YOU DON'T WANT TO FIND OUT
What the hell? They eat souls and I can't even eat them? Try anyway.
ROLL:4
YOU FIGURE OUT THAT YOU NEED TO BECOME A REPRESENTATION OF THOUGHT. OR EMOTIONS.
Cór̡r͞u҉p̵t ͝o̢n͠e͟ of ̕t͘h͏e͠ ͢play̕e͞rs͘ t̵o͏ ͟tḩe̛ s͝id͏e͞ o̢f͞ ȨLD͟͞R̢͞I͘͟T̢͢CH̸̴́ ̶H̨Ó͢͜RR҉͞͏O̢͟RS̵.͝
ROLL:4
YOU PUT OUT THE OFFER. NOW TO WAIT....
ROLL TO PUNCH OUT XANTALOS . :] Yep.
ROLL:4
YOU ROLL THE DICE TO SEE IF YOU WOULD PUNCH XAN, THE DICE SAY YES.
Convince the Random Number Gods to always give me either a 3 or 5 on my rolls. I will flip a coin to see which I get.
ROLL:1
THE GODS ARE INSULTED BY YOUR EGO AND DECCIED TO GIVE YOU A PERMINATE 1. THEY DON'T LIKE RANDOM BEINGING BOSSING THEM AROUND YA KNOW.
(Always a 6, eh?)
DESTROY ALL XANTALI.
(This is going to go poorly, isn't it...)
6YOU ARE SENT INTO THE DIMENSION OF MEEMS THAT REALLY ANNOY YOU BUT SEEM TO BE USED ALL THE TIME
Summon a Xantalos INTO the AI
ROLL:3
YOU DON'T HAVE THE PROPER RITUAL STUFF NEEDED TO REPLACE THE MIND OF AN AI WITH THE MIND OF AN ELDRITCH ABOMONATION
STANS: START THE EMERGANCY THING
ROLL:1
YOU NEED THE 5TH ONE TO BE IN PERFECT NON-REGENERATING HEALTH FOR IT TO WORK
INQUTSITION: "We have arrived, and it is now that we preform our charge. In fealty to the God-Emperor (our undying lord) and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the independent world of Earth. I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world, and cosign a few billion souls to oblivion. May Imperial justice account in all balance. The Emperor protects."
Roll:3
Still got to load up on the ammunition. Gotta make sure we don't use any virus bombs, incase of Nurgle.
((Who's gonna do the turn? Last time I 'temporarily' GM'ed I ended up having it handed over to me for good- still running it. No regrets, but I can only handle one at a time.))
ITS DONE NOW OK
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