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[Lyeos]

Insanity. Cause it.

[TalonisWolf]

  Enjoy torture and spread my 'happiness' amongst those against the Xantalio (Xantalos in plural).

[Sarrak]

Go greet Xan. And a second Xan too.

[IcyTea31]

Expect to be rewarded for my service to the great Xantalos.

[Beirus]

PPPPUUUUUUNNNCCCHHH OOOOOUUUUUUTTTT!!!!

[jetex1911]

Call to all 'Bold kind to gather here. We must fight perform the Ritual!!!

[Xantalos]

Chillax.

Expect to be rewarded for my service to the great Xantalos.

Give this guy some tomatoes.

[masked_krusader]

Knock the two Xans' heads together.

[poketwo]

Insanity. Cause it.

ROLL: 2
LOOKS LIKE YOU DON'T CAUSE INSANITY, PROBALY BECAUSE YOU ARE IN A FORM THAT DOES NOT CAUSE HUMANS TO GO STARK RAVING MAD.

  Enjoy torture and spread my 'happiness' amongst those against the Xantalio (Xantalos in plural).

ROLL: 6
YOU DID IT, YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY. DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU ONLY RAISED MORAL AMONGST THEM. WHAT??? YOU SAID TO SPREAD HAPPYNESS, AND YOU DIDN'T DO THE DOUBLE ' THERE.

Go greet Xan. And a second Xan too.

ROLL: 5
You all have a relaxing session of tea time. Many great conversations were had about philosophical, ideological, and environmental stuff. It was quite civil and British I say. The Xantalosi(s? Nothing? ti?s'?) even put on their top hats for the occasion!

Expect to be rewarded for my service to the great Xantalos.

ROLL:5
YOU GET SOME TOMATOES. AT FIRST THEY SEEM ROTTEN, BUT ARE ACTUALLY MEGA POWER TOMATOES. YOUR POWER GROWS EXPEDIENTLY   

PPPPUUUUUUNNNCCCHHH OOOOOUUUUUUTTTT!!!!

ROLL: 6
YOU GO UP TO THE BOXING ARENA, AND SOON CONFRONT THE STANS. YOU GET READY TO FIGHT THEM. YOU ARE GOING TO WIN!!! OH SHIT, THEY ARE ATTACKING ALL AT ONCE. AHHHHH, STOP THE SINGING!!!!!!! THE LEGS!!!! TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
EVERYTIME I PUNCH A PART OFF 14 GROW IN ITS PLACE!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN WHILE I STILL CAN. THEY CAN'T CATCH ME, I'M THE GINGERBREAD MAN

Call to all 'Bold kind to gather here. We must fight perform the Ritual!!!

ROLL: 5
YOU DO SO, THEY EVEN GOT THE RITUAL SUPPLIES YOU NEED. YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!

Chillax.

Expect to be rewarded for my service to the great Xantalos.

Give this guy some tomatoes.

ROLL: 2
ALL YOU HAVE ARE ROTTEN TOMATOES, STILL BETTER THAN THE ELDRITCH ONES THOUGH

Knock the two Xans' heads together.

6
THEY GET MAD. YOU ARE NOW SUFFERING IN THE DIMENSION OF SCREAMS, PAIN, TORTURE, FIRE, AND COMBUSTIBLE LEMON JUICE POURING IN YOUR EYES. HAVE FUN
STANS KEEP TRYING: ROLL: 4
THE REGION SUFFERS A LOT OF DEVASTATING EARTHQUAKES, BUT NOT MUCH ELSE. IT WAS PROBALY BECAUSE OF THAT GUY DISTRACTING YOU GUYS. BUT YOU TOOK CARE OF HIM.

[Beirus]

Be orbital bombardment. It worked last time.

[Xantalos]

*yawn*

not even my final form etc.

Have a snack of whichever guy was attacking me.

[IcyTea31]

Invoke Xantalos' name on all who have ever crossed with me.

P͏̠̼̪͕̻ẖ̢҉̯̫̲͉̝̮͓͝’̖͓̭̖n̦͚͈͕͟g͍̖̟̣̀͝ļ̼͓u̡͖̞̖͎̫̘̕į͍̮̥̥͡͞ ̲̱̻̗̙͟m̷͎̺͔͓g̩͍͕l̡̹̹͉̜̮̺͙͠͠w͙̯̤͜͠’̛҉̝̕n̴̤͇̱a͓̫̭̮̮̜̰f̴̳̠̙̕͢h̴͔̦̖ ̜̬̦̺̩̳̘͓͘X̨͈a̝̰͚̝̖̙͕͞n̸҉̱̺t̢̧̳̥̲͙̺͖̖͡a͏̵̵̟̳̟̬͈̻̬͉l̸̫̳͈͍̬͕̯͞ǫ̘̜̼s͏̥̠̬̼͕͠ ̲̝͙̘̼͙̖͍͟͠B͖̗ḁ̘̯̞̹̀͡ỳ͏̟t̖̘͓w҉̝͍̦̖̠̳̻̤ͅḙ̢̢̛̬̭͍̠̰̰̼l̠̘̳͘v͈͖e͖͇̜̪̣̦̺̩̼͘͞͞ ̶̜̱̞̭̻͇̞̼̕͟w͉͖g̴̨͔͚̹̮̠̠̻͜ạ̶̡̳͙̱͈͓h̸̳̝͖̯̪̜̭ͅ’̧̰̙̖͟͡n̡̧̟͓a̵̗͍̤͍̘͇̫͝g̴̲̫̲͢l̮̟̯͈̩̮̀ ̥͓̫̳f̮̳̗͖̦͢h̢̩̜̳̪̳͈̖͎͢͞t̸̴̨͖̫͕͙̤̙ͅą͖̥̺ģ̬͈͙̮̺͓͙̩ͅņ̵͕̥͙̰̯̫̣͎̘͢!̶̟̱̫̘͢ ̸̼͔̺Ï̩̣͠a҉̘̞̹͍͇!̡͚̰̰͕̜̺͠ ͙̠̩̩͎̠͈͞Ï̴͔͍̜a̷͏͏̻̠̬͖̞̣!̯͚͡ ͖͍͖̬̼͓̰X̢̦̞̺̣̼͠a̴͈͈͞͠n̡҉̼̟̲̱̮̣t͓̣͈̬̥̮̮́͠ą̷͇͙̦l̸̰̤̹͓̬̯͚̼o̪͍̖̗ş̛̣̥̤̹̦͇͎̜͞ ̼̟͍̱̩̬̦̲f̵̟̙̻̗̞̺̝͟h̬̦̕͞ţ̮̗̯͈̫̻͡͡á̷̤͇͔̹g҉̘̗̟̥̹̩ǹ̶͉͔̹͙̠͜!̼̘̞̬͈͓̝

[masked_krusader]

HARNESS THE DIMENSION OF SCREAMS, PAIN, TORTURE, FIRE, AND COMBUSTIBLE LEMON JUICE AND BECOME ITS MASTER.

[Lyeos]

Too bad.

[Sarrak]

Propose peaceful negotiations.