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[poketwo]

AT FIRST, THERE WERE 2 RIVAL BAYTWELVERS, GREAT WYRM GOLD AND XANTALOS. ONE BEING A PARAGON OF ORDER, AND ONE BEING BAY12'S RESIDENT ELDRITCH  ABOMINATION. HOWEVER, AFTER HAVING ONE TOO MANY ARGUMENTS. GWG WAS HIT BY THE BANHAMMER AND BANISHED FROM BAY12 INDEFINITELY. THIS HAS CAUSED XANTALOS' POWER TO GROW UNCHECKED, AND NOW HE IS TRYING TO CAUSE EVEN MORE CHAOS ALL OVER BAY12. YOU NEED TO STOP IT, BEFORE BAY12 BECOMES LIKE 4CHAN'S /b/ BOARD. NOW GOOD LUCK!!!! ALSO, IF XANTALOS DECIEDS TO PLAY, HE WILL PLAY AS HIM/HER/WHATEVER SELF.

[Beirus]

Punch him out because of Mission 15 shenanigans. Xan will know what it means.

[NAV]

Punch him out because of Mission 15 shenanigans. Xan will know what it means.

+1

[TalonisWolf]

  Sacrafice soul to summon Xantalos.

[Xantalos]

Punch him out because of Mission 15 shenanigans. Xan will know what it means.

Re-enact 5 cases of Mission 15 shenanigans near these two.

Then sit back and chill.

[Empiricist]

Sacrifice Harry Baldman to turn Xantalos into Stan.

[Beirus]

Sacrifice Harry Baldman to turn Xantalos into Stan.

OH GOD NOT AGAIN! THE HORROR!  THE HORROOOOORRRR!!!

[jetex1911]

USE CUTEBOLD MAGICKS AGAINST XANTALOS.

[IcyTea31]

Draw a protection circle to trap Xantalos in. Invoke his name.

P̕҉̠̻̻͙͕͚ẖ̖̩̻̭͚’҉̮̹n̠̖̤͚͢ͅg̴̸҉̦̥̗̰̠ļ̷̧̹̝̹͎u͇̘i̠̙͍͍͍̞̙ ̝̦͔͖̀m̴͏̪̙̝̤͘g͇͖̼̪̱l̢͕̻͇͚̕w̴̢̛̘̭̺͍̘̦͓’͏̳͉̙n̟̳͈̠̘̖̠̻a̛̳̣͉̻̖̳̯ͅf̨͚͚̤̞̕ͅh͖͚̞ ̵͇͓͙̯͚͉̻̪̕X҉̫͙̰̥͔͍͙̻a̢͍̪̞̲̩͖̖̺n̷̟̼̫͖̻̼̬͢t҉̭̤̟̬͎͜a̸̮l͏͍̹̤̗̩͉͈̩̭͘o͡҉̦̺̗̫͔̯̱s̹͎̱̼͉̜̫͠ ̶̗̮͠B̪̥͈̬̞̥̩̹͙̕͞a͇͍̭͙͇͜y̷̢̲̙̱t̛̖̼̺̩̩͘w͈̜͇e̶̺̪̖͎͔͖l͍̼͕̲̳͈̘͍̼v̼͖̘͇̼͔e̷͓͘͞ ̝͖̀w̳͇̲͇̯͕͈̮g̪͡͞ạ̴̸̝̖͚̤̞̫͜h͜͟͏̙̲͈̭’̱̭̕n̨̗͉a̻̙̹̮̻̗̝̥͉̕͡g̢̜̭l̵̷͈̺̲̺̹͞ ̧̖̟̞͝f̨̭̬͍͉̹̞͘h̤͚̲͕t̵̰͉̙́a̧͇̱̮̬̳̫͟ͅģ̜̬̤͕̭͘ņ͏̳̯!̷͉ ̡̫̲̯̞̙͟Ï̗̘̯̙͇̭͉̕a҉͔̪̱̗͇͢͜!̶͕̗̬͈̩̬̰̥ ͚̫͎͔̙Ï̢̦̹̞̱̣̣̫͞a͜͏͔̬̝̦̲̲́!҉͙̥͟ͅ ̴̷̹͕̺̜̝͟X̣͖̱͓a҉͎̤͖n̲̻t̖̤̱̖̫̮́̕ą̙̗̗̹̗͟͢ͅl̟̮̖̼̠͡o҉̭̠̝̹̳̼̯͕ṣ̴̪͍̗ ҉̙̜̖͕̖̲̀ͅf̟͈h̹͝t̘̜̟̮́́̀a̵̫̣g̠̫̘̦̮̘͈̺̦ǹ͖̳̞͚̩̩̺̦̥́!̪̱̰̞

[Lyeos]

Just eat some popcorn.

[Sarrak]

Cheer Xanthalos supporters.

[TalonisWolf]

Draw a protection circle to trap Xantalos in. Invoke his name.

P̕҉̠̻̻͙͕͚ẖ̖̩̻̭͚’҉̮̹n̠̖̤͚͢ͅg̴̸҉̦̥̗̰̠ļ̷̧̹̝̹͎u͇̘i̠̙͍͍͍̞̙ ̝̦͔͖̀m̴͏̪̙̝̤͘g͇͖̼̪̱l̢͕̻͇͚̕w̴̢̛̘̭̺͍̘̦͓’͏̳͉̙n̟̳͈̠̘̖̠̻a̛̳̣͉̻̖̳̯ͅf̨͚͚̤̞̕ͅh͖͚̞ ̵͇͓͙̯͚͉̻̪̕X҉̫͙̰̥͔͍͙̻a̢͍̪̞̲̩͖̖̺n̷̟̼̫͖̻̼̬͢t҉̭̤̟̬͎͜a̸̮l͏͍̹̤̗̩͉͈̩̭͘o͡҉̦̺̗̫͔̯̱s̹͎̱̼͉̜̫͠ ̶̗̮͠B̪̥͈̬̞̥̩̹͙̕͞a͇͍̭͙͇͜y̷̢̲̙̱t̛̖̼̺̩̩͘w͈̜͇e̶̺̪̖͎͔͖l͍̼͕̲̳͈̘͍̼v̼͖̘͇̼͔e̷͓͘͞ ̝͖̀w̳͇̲͇̯͕͈̮g̪͡͞ạ̴̸̝̖͚̤̞̫͜h͜͟͏̙̲͈̭’̱̭̕n̨̗͉a̻̙̹̮̻̗̝̥͉̕͡g̢̜̭l̵̷͈̺̲̺̹͞ ̧̖̟̞͝f̨̭̬͍͉̹̞͘h̤͚̲͕t̵̰͉̙́a̧͇̱̮̬̳̫͟ͅģ̜̬̤͕̭͘ņ͏̳̯!̷͉ ̡̫̲̯̞̙͟Ï̗̘̯̙͇̭͉̕a҉͔̪̱̗͇͢͜!̶͕̗̬͈̩̬̰̥ ͚̫͎͔̙Ï̢̦̹̞̱̣̣̫͞a͜͏͔̬̝̦̲̲́!҉͙̥͟ͅ ̴̷̹͕̺̜̝͟X̣͖̱͓a҉͎̤͖n̲̻t̖̤̱̖̫̮́̕ą̙̗̗̹̗͟͢ͅl̟̮̖̼̠͡o҉̭̠̝̹̳̼̯͕ṣ̴̪͍̗ ҉̙̜̖͕̖̲̀ͅf̟͈h̹͝t̘̜̟̮́́̀a̵̫̣g̠̫̘̦̮̘͈̺̦ǹ͖̳̞͚̩̩̺̦̥́!̪̱̰̞

((HOW DO YOU GET THE CHAOS SYMBOLS!? I MUST KNOW!))

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Set off 10 nukes in close proximity of Xantalos.

[IcyTea31]

((HOW DO YOU GET THE CHAOS SYMBOLS!? I MUST KNOW!))

((Here.))

[poketwo]

Punch him out because of Mission 15 shenanigans. Xan will know what it means.

+1

ROLL: [3+1=4]
YOU GET ON YOUR BOXING GLOVES AND GO ONTO THE ARENA. THIS SONG STARTS PLAYING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v68eQkbr348
YOU ARE NOW READY TO CHALLENGE XANTALOS, NOW ITS TIME TO PPPPPPPPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT

Sacrafice soul to summon Xantalos.

ROLL [6]
YOU SUMMON DOUBLE XANTALOS, NOW WE HAVE TO FIGHT AGAINST 2 YOU JERK. YOU ARE NOW EXPERIENCING ETERNAL AGONY IN THE DIMENSION OF SCREAMS AND SKIN PEELING.

Punch him out because of Mission 15 shenanigans. Xan will know what it means.

Re-enact 5 cases of Mission 15 shenanigans near these two.

Then sit back and chill.

ROLL: 6
YOU SUMMON 5 STANS AND THEY START SINGING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD, AND YOU FEEL A LOT OF RUMBLING AROUND THE CITY

Sacrifice Harry Baldman to turn Xantalos into Stan.

ATOMATIC FAIL
SORRY, WE ALREADY HAVE THE STAN QUOTA FILLED. PLEASE TRY AGAIN NEXT UNIVERSE

USE CUTEBOLD MAGICKS AGAINST XANTALOS.

ROLL: 1
KOBOLDS DON'T HAVE MAGIC, THEY ARE JUST PETTY THEIVES OK. ND IF THEY DID, WOULDN'T THEY BE THE TOP DOG?

Draw a protection circle to trap Xantalos in. Invoke his name.

P̕҉̠̻̻͙͕͚ẖ̖̩̻̭͚’҉̮̹n̠̖̤͚͢ͅg̴̸҉̦̥̗̰̠ļ̷̧̹̝̹͎u͇̘i̠̙͍͍͍̞̙ ̝̦͔͖̀m̴͏̪̙̝̤͘g͇͖̼̪̱l̢͕̻͇͚̕w̴̢̛̘̭̺͍̘̦͓’͏̳͉̙n̟̳͈̠̘̖̠̻a̛̳̣͉̻̖̳̯ͅf̨͚͚̤̞̕ͅh͖͚̞ ̵͇͓͙̯͚͉̻̪̕X҉̫͙̰̥͔͍͙̻a̢͍̪̞̲̩͖̖̺n̷̟̼̫͖̻̼̬͢t҉̭̤̟̬͎͜a̸̮l͏͍̹̤̗̩͉͈̩̭͘o͡҉̦̺̗̫͔̯̱s̹͎̱̼͉̜̫͠ ̶̗̮͠B̪̥͈̬̞̥̩̹͙̕͞a͇͍̭͙͇͜y̷̢̲̙̱t̛̖̼̺̩̩͘w͈̜͇e̶̺̪̖͎͔͖l͍̼͕̲̳͈̘͍̼v̼͖̘͇̼͔e̷͓͘͞ ̝͖̀w̳͇̲͇̯͕͈̮g̪͡͞ạ̴̸̝̖͚̤̞̫͜h͜͟͏̙̲͈̭’̱̭̕n̨̗͉a̻̙̹̮̻̗̝̥͉̕͡g̢̜̭l̵̷͈̺̲̺̹͞ ̧̖̟̞͝f̨̭̬͍͉̹̞͘h̤͚̲͕t̵̰͉̙́a̧͇̱̮̬̳̫͟ͅģ̜̬̤͕̭͘ņ͏̳̯!̷͉ ̡̫̲̯̞̙͟Ï̗̘̯̙͇̭͉̕a҉͔̪̱̗͇͢͜!̶͕̗̬͈̩̬̰̥ ͚̫͎͔̙Ï̢̦̹̞̱̣̣̫͞a͜͏͔̬̝̦̲̲́!҉͙̥͟ͅ ̴̷̹͕̺̜̝͟X̣͖̱͓a҉͎̤͖n̲̻t̖̤̱̖̫̮́̕ą̙̗̗̹̗͟͢ͅl̟̮̖̼̠͡o҉̭̠̝̹̳̼̯͕ṣ̴̪͍̗ ҉̙̜̖͕̖̲̀ͅf̟͈h̹͝t̘̜̟̮́́̀a̵̫̣g̠̫̘̦̮̘͈̺̦ǹ͖̳̞͚̩̩̺̦̥́!̪̱̰̞

ROLL: 1
THAT WAS WAY OFF PAL. IT WAS A CIRCLE OF STRENGTHENING, NOT TRAPPING. BESIDES, YOU DIDN'T SAY WHICH KIND OF TRAP

Just eat some popcorn.

ROLL: 1
POPCORN IS ELDRITCH. you soon start feeling your body twist and crack. then it separates into multiple pieces as in grows. the pieces are connected with black tentacles, they also resemble popcorn. THAT IS ALL

Cheer Xanthalos supporters.

ROLL: 3
YOU JUST CHEER, THAT DOES NOT DO ANYTHING. EVEN BOOST MORAL.

Set off 10 nukes in close proximity of Xantalos.

ROLL: SAME AS LAST
YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T OF USED THEM TO NUKE THE ELVES. BUT IT WAS WORTH IT.

STANS: SING ANNOYINGLY AND HOPE FOR THE BEST
ROLL: 3
IT JUST SHAKES THE CITY, JUST THE USUAL STUFF