Freebootahz are pretty damn cool, I'm not denying, and they seem to be done a lot in RPGs, including one in which they were a group of Kommandos the Imperium thought were Inquisitorial agents under one circumstance, but it's for that reason I wanted it to be a reward rather than the baseline. Besides which adjudicating space combat is a lot more difficult, and Ork ships are fairly terrible.
But you know what? Fine, fuck it, my plans don't matter, this is a suggestion game, after all. But don't think this is over. Gork and Mork watch with interest. (-)_(-)
Also I have pretty much zero idea whatsoever about spess-ships in 40k, certainly not imperial ships. So this'll be Fun.
*grumblemutter*darn players hijacking my game *murmurgrumble*
In all honesty though, I don't want to just run a pirating game. That's boring, since it's just going to be 'find ship, ambush ship, board ship, loot, rinse, repeat'.
An' dun' go finkin' dat dis 'ere ship is anyfin' more den a bucket o' bolts!
So. You iz da Kaptin, eh? Well, alroight, ain't a Nob'z job to keschin da Kaptin. We'z was Blood Axes 'fore da last Kaptin got us dis 'ere Krooza. Took it from sum humie Kaptin di'nt know how ta fight real good like ar Boyz do. But now dat we gotz da Krooza, we'z is Freebootaz! Dats wot da Boyz is sayin, anywayz. We'z in da middle o' nowhere'z, least as da Weirdboyz sayz, but 'fore we can get to da good stuff, da uvver Nobz sayz I orta be da wun ta tellz you 'bout da ship and da krew. Da grotz been countin' da Boyz ever since you got da Kaptin's 'at, Kaptin. Dey sayz we gotz...well, we gotz a lot uv Boyz, dat's fer sure. Take a look at dese 'ere writin' markinz, mebbe dey'll make sense ta youz?
Kundishun: You'z iz lookin' jus' fine, Kap'in.
Rank: You'z da Kaptin! It'z just us Boyz, do'.
Puzzeshins: Well, Kap'in, youz got yer fancy 'at an' yer coat, plus ya still got dat choppa an' yer kustom shoota. Oh, and Da Giltid Fist wif' dem humie paperz.
Skillz: You'z stomped da old Kaptin. Youz got plenty uv skillz. Uvver den dose wuns ya don't got. You'z gud at plannin', and fitin', and finkin', an...dat'z all, I fink.
Alinemint: Ovah all, Kaptin, you'z a bit mor' kunnin' den brutal, but you'z iz still plenty Orky. Orky enuff fer uz, anywayz. Dunno 'bout dem uvver Orkz, do'.
Kundishun: Da Kroozer's fine, Kaptin. Everyfing iz workin' how it'z s'pposed ta, da Mekboyz sayz. Dere was sum 'splosions behin' dem, do'.
Gunz: We'z don't got enuff dakka, but we'z got some.
Speed: We'z ain't got da best enjuns, but da Mekboyz and da Grots iz workin' on it. We dun' got enuff red paint, iz da problum.
Lokayshun: Uhhh...we'z near a planit, datz fer shur, but we dun' know whatz on da planit.
Numbah uv Boyz: We'z barely got enuff Boyz ta ork ev'ry stayshin, Kaptin. Dem Grotz iz sayin' we got 'bout a 'undred 'undreds.
Krew Skill: Da Boyz is rite and Orky, but dey don' know how ta run da ship too gud. Deyz can fite jus' fine, do'.
Oddboyz: We'z got sum uv each. Mos'ly dem Kommandos an' sum Mekboyz.