FIND OUT HOW TO FIX IT ON THE FORUMS AND THIS THING IS A REAL PROBLEM I AM HAVING RIGHT NOW. ALSO REVEAL TO THE WORLD THAT FORTRESS OF DWARVES IS A BLATENT COPY OF DWARF FORTRESS
(3)You reveal to the world that FoD is a copy of DF. Most people don't care.
Break computer. Steal a new one from neighbor, if I see him, kill him with a sharp knife I brought.
(2)You stab your monitor with your knife and run away.
(3)You steal your neighbour's monitor.
(2)Your neighbor sees you. You throw your knife at him, but you miss. He calls the police.
Check what my adventurer's title is after killing that town.
(4)Ajfisf, Killer of Townspeople.
Publish Fortress of Dwarves: Disciples of Armok DLC.
(1)People are interested in where you got the name "Armok" from, and Google it. They start looking into DF. People finally start paying attention to the fact that FoD is a total clone; you are now hated more than EA.
Download it!
(5)You download the new, patched version.
Hack into darkpalidan's account and get all his profits to go to me.
(3)You steal his profits, but people have stopped buying the game, so you don't really get anything.
Get pick, mine my way out of this fortress!
(2)The dwarf police tell you that you're in a no-mining zone.
Get other people to talk to them for me.
(5)You do so. The code has no method of handling multiple conversations between NPCs at the same time; DF crashes.
Download DF. Be offended that Kobolds aren't adventurable. Mod Dwarf Fortress to allow Kobold Adventurers.
(4)Success!
Human Peasant Adventurer!
(1)You fall asleep at the keyboard while creating your character. When you wake up, you're a Goblin with Legendary in all skills and full adamantine gear.
Clear hard-drive and re-install everything to make computer work.
(4)You manage to fix your computer.
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