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[Arx]

I don't see a problem here; they're just all about the unsubstantiated machismo! 

[Lalasa]

Saving abducted children is ridiculously hard.
Especially if they are politely asking you to deliver them from one evil fortress to another evil fortress.
I cannot find the uncle for this kid anywhere, and I nearly had my head pulled off by the master.

[EnigmaticHat]

What's funny is when you attack someone and everyone around them is like "Townperson 1(to Townperson 2): Just now, adventurer attacked Townperson 3!" repeated for however many people are there.

[Arx]

I'm a religious fanatic! I get to start conversations with "Life is, in a word, fire."

[Steelmagic]

I got to be one as well. I usually said "Praise Nightmares" or "Life is, in a word, Healing."

[Azrayel]

I've tried putting basically everything to its bottom rung and making pocket worlds, doesn't seem to help much.

Do you make long history?

I tried a pocket sized world with a very short history, could still only play one adventurer before Calendar crashing ensued.

[Arx]

That happened to me, too. I think it has to do with your adventurer dying somehow- it works fine if you just retired them.

[Steelmagic]

Happens to me as well. Which is unfortunate when you do things like jump into a well because you think there may be bandits in there.

There were no bandits.

[Aristion]

I've managed to adventure as a goblin without modding the game in a world with 400+ years of history now.

[Trif]

Toady did a really good job with the generated dwarf fortresses.

Spoiler: picture (click to show/hide)

[Arcvasti]

Toady did a really good job with the generated dwarf fortresses.

Spoiler: picture (click to show/hide)

He even properly simulated catsplosions... I'd say those need to be fixed, but catsplosions are a major problem IRL, so its just awesome instead.

[FallenAngel]

If nobody sees you, you can get an infinite supply of cat meat from that.

[Aristion]

Night creatures have gotten stronger and faster than before hand. One kicked my adventure's head and it collapsed.

[Sutremaine]

Quick fix for the 'everything is large' clothing / armour bug, if it isn't widely known already: Make yourself large! Change the race size for dwarves, goblins, and elves from 60000 to 70000.

Does not require regen.

[XXSockXX]

Couldn't get out of the starting fortress yet...fast-travel does not seem to help.

Conversations are kinda weird now...why does that guy hate me?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ingish •nuloltar, Suturer: Greetings.  My name is Ingish Mirrorgilt.
Ingish •nuloltar, Suturer: Is this an attack?  What's going on?!
You: Ah, hello.  I'm Urvad Oarblockades.  Traveling alone in the wilds?!  You know better than that.
The Suturer spits!
You block The flying Ingish Mirrorgilt's dwarf spit with the copper shield!
Ingish •nuloltar, Suturer: I hate you.
You: Hello Ingish.
Ingish •nuloltar, Suturer: I hate you.
You: At least it doesn't rain down here.
You: How have things been?
The Suturer spits!
You jump away from The flying Ingish Mirrorgilt's dwarf spit!
Ingish •nuloltar, Suturer: Well, let's see...  we've got beasts and bandits.
You: Tell me about the beasts.
Ingish •nuloltar, Suturer: A beast from the wilds has been harassing our people.  The creature is R„duk Unguilds the cheetah.
You: That's terrific!
You: Tell me about the local ruler.
The Suturer spits!
The flying Ingish Mirrorgilt's dwarf spit misses You!
Ingish •nuloltar, Suturer: The Murky Lance rules Boatssocket.  It's for the best.
You: Do they have a firm grip on these lands?
Ingish •nuloltar, Suturer: They do not feel challenged at all.
You: Where are their forces?  Are there patrols or guards?
The Suturer spits!
You jump away from The flying Ingish Mirrorgilt's dwarf spit!
Ingish •nuloltar, Suturer: You sound like a troublemaker.
You: Does this settlement engage in trade?  Tell me about those places.
You need a free grasp to hold the terrain.
You: Hello Ingish.
The Suturer spits!
You jump away from The flying Ingish Mirrorgilt's dwarf spit!
Ingish •nuloltar, Suturer: I hate you.
You aren't picking up any odor in particular.
You punch The Suturer in the lower body from behind with your left hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the sheep wool cloak!
You grab The Suturer by the throat from behind with your right upper arm!
You aren't picking up any odor in particular.
You: You must yield!
The Suturer spits!
You block The flying Ingish Mirrorgilt's dwarf spit with the copper shield!
Ingish •nuloltar, Suturer: I yield!  I yield!
You release the grip of Your right upper arm from The Suturer's throat.
Ingish •nuloltar, Suturer: Has the tide turned?  Ahhhhhhh!  No!
Ingish •nuloltar, Suturer: Stop!  This isn't happening!
The Craftsdwarf misses You!
The Craftsdwarf misses You!
You: Hello Kogan.
Kogan Nicatrakust, Craftsdwarf: This is my fight too.  This might require an answer.
The Craftsdwarf misses You!
The Craftsdwarf misses You!
Kogan Nicatrakust, Craftsdwarf: I've defeated many fearsome opponents!
The Craftsdwarf misses You!
You kick The Craftsdwarf in the neck with your left foot, bruising the muscle and bruising the upper spine's bone through the cave spider silk cloak!
The Craftsdwarf attacks You but You jump away!
You punch The Craftsdwarf in the head from behind with your right hand, bruising the muscle through the white stork leather hood!
Kogan Nicatrakust, Craftsdwarf: In the midst of conflict...  I laugh in the face of death!
You punch The Craftsdwarf in the neck from behind with your left hand, bruising the muscle through the cave spider silk cloak!
You kick The Craftsdwarf in the head from behind with your left foot, bruising the muscle through the white stork leather hood!
You: You must yield!
The Craftsdwarf misses You!
Kogan Nicatrakust, Craftsdwarf: You first, coward!
The Craftsdwarf misses You!
The Craftsdwarf misses You!
You attack The Craftsdwarf but She jumps away!
The Craftsdwarf has moved out of range!
The Craftsdwarf misses You!
You can't stand up -- somebody is in the way.
The Craftsdwarf strikes at You but the shot is blocked with the copper shield!
Kogan Nicatrakust, Craftsdwarf: Is this an attack?  What's going on?!
You: You must yield!
The Craftsdwarf strikes at You but the shot is blocked with the copper shield!
Kogan Nicatrakust, Craftsdwarf: You first, coward!
....
[after prolonged fighting I lost patience]
....
You hack The Craftsdwarf in the head from behind with your bronze battle axe and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Kogan Nicatrakust, Craftsdwarf has been struck down.
The Suturer spits!
The flying Ingish Mirrorgilt's dwarf spit misses You!
Ingish •nuloltar, Suturer: Greetings Urvad.  Been in any good scraps today?
The Suturer stands up.
You: Hello.  It is good to see you.  Traveling alone in the wilds?!  You know better than that.
Ingish •nuloltar, Suturer: I hate you.
You: Not a half hour ago I slew Kogan Chainedtombs.
The Suturer spits!
You jump away from The flying Ingish Mirrorgilt's dwarf spit!
Ingish •nuloltar, Suturer: It was inevitable.

Also I think the Surturer was yelling something, there were yellow !s, but I couldn't figure out how to listen...