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Total Members Voted: 29

[Beirus]

Steal epic gun, shoot humans with it.

[wer6]

Tell them them I'm heading for a place to loot it. There are more than likely people there to kill or on the way. Or just direct them to the nearest settlement. Whichever they prefer. If they attack me though, laser them.

[20] THE SAND PIRATES FOLLOW YE FOR TWENTY PERCENT CUT O BOOTY

I CAN SEE THE FUTURE

[3] ITS SO AWFUL YOU CANT EVEN SEE THE PAST ANYMORE!

Shoot the scorpion with my epic gun

[12v12] IT STINGS YOUR LEG BEFORE EXPLODING, FUCK IT BURNS.

Steal epic gun, shoot humans with it.

[15V20] SHIT HE BROKE YOUR KNEES WITH THE GUN

[poketwo]

BUT I SEE EVERYTHING

[wer6]

BUT I SEE EVERYTHING

[1] NOW YOU SEE EVERYTHING BUT WHAT YOU NEED.
YOU CURRENTLY SEE A DUCK, YOUR NOT SURE WHERE THE DUCK IS.

[poketwo]

ASK IF IT HAS WIZARDS FIGHTING IT OUT ON ITSELF.

[Tavik Toth]

Then onwards! To the bunker!

[Beirus]

Become Scorpi the Kid, fastest gunslinger in the apocalypse.

[Salsacookies]

Ow. Bandage my leg

[wer6]

Ow. Bandage my leg

[20] YOUR PRETTY SURE YOUR LEG WILL NEVER BLEED AGAIN.

Become Scorpi the Kid, fastest gunslinger in the apocalypse.

[15]
 YOU BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SOME ASSHOLE AND STEAL IS 11 MM PESTOL, YOU ARE QUICK SHOOTY, AND GET ALL THE SCORPIAN DAMES.
BUT THEN A CHALLENGER RISES.

Then onwards! To the bunker!

[6]
SHIT, THERES A TOWN OF SCORPIANS IN THE WAY, AND THERES A CRIMINALLLY COOL SCORPIAN IN THE WAY, WITH A COOL 11 MM GUN.

ASK IF IT HAS WIZARDS FIGHTING IT OUT ON ITSELF.

[7]
IT THROWS A PACK OF DOPE AT YOU, YOU HAVE BEEN LEARNEDED.

[Salsacookies]

Screw you, kill da Scorpi

[poketwo]

USE TIMETRAVEL TO PREVENT FATE FROM ROLLING THE GALATIC DIE

[Beirus]

Kill anybody who attacks me. Otherwise, join in bunker looting.

[Tavik Toth]

Ask him of he would be interested in joining me in looting a bunker. If he isn't, laser him or let the pirates attack him if they want to.

[wer6]

Screw you, kill da Scorpi

[4] YOUR FOOT BRAKES.
FUCK

USE TIMETRAVEL TO PREVENT FATE FROM ROLLING THE GALATIC DIE

[18] WELL FUCK GUYS, LOOKS LIKE HALF THE DICE WAS ROLLED, IF HE KILLS THE OTHER HALF, ITS ALL OVER MAN, OVER!

Kill anybody who attacks me. Otherwise, join in bunker looting.

Ask him of he would be interested in joining me in looting a bunker. If he isn't, laser him or let the pirates attack him if they want to.

[4] YOU TALK TO HIM AND HE PULLS OUT A PISTOL AND SHOOT INTO THE AIR, AFTER BRIEF SQUINTS, YOU JOIN TOGETHER, ALSO THE BULLET FELL AND HIT YOU.
YOU FINNALLY ARRIVE AT MEGACITY: THERE ARE LOTS OF CORPORATES THERE.
THEY ARE EVUL.

[poketwo]

USE TIMETRAVEL TO BRING GM ME AND HIS ARMY TO THE PRESENT