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MAGIC MISSLE BITCH

11 (36.7%)

DEATH TO THE HERETIC

4 (13.3%)

EMPOROR OF THE MAGIC WILL FIRE BALL US ALL

1 (3.3%)

A KNIFE IN THE BACK TO THE HERETIC

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METEORS FROM ORBIT

2 (6.7%)

HAVE THAT SPACE SHIP KILL US ALL

1 (3.3%)

THERE IS NO GOD

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WIZARDY FAILS US

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KILL THE HERETICS HOLY GHOST

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RELIGIOUS INQUISITION.

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WHY IS THERE A SKELETON THERE!?

4 (13.3%)

Total Members Voted: 29

[wer6]

USE MY MAGICS TO KILL THE VILLAGE IDIOT INSTEAD

[keeled] HE DED, FREE ORGANS!

Look into getting better weapons.

[3] SHIT YOUR OLD ONE BROKE WHEN YOU STABBED A TREE

Yaaaay! Celebrate by pillaging an unfriendly village.

[19] ENOUGH LOOT TO ATTRACT A DRAGON!

[Tavik Toth]

Get better weapons. Lots of them.

[Beirus]

Use some of the loot to fund a group of warriors to find the man who killed my family and kill his family.

[wer6]

Get better weapons. Lots of them.

[18] YOU GET A PHASER AND A A BUNCH OF SWORDS, A APPLE, SOME PEACHS, AND A BAG OF USED DUCT TAPE

Use some of the loot to fund a group of warriors to find the man who killed my family and kill his family.

[19] ASSASSINS SENT
ANOTHER SHIP APPEARS IN ORBIT, THIS ONE APPEARS LONG DESTROYED, AND ITS CREW ENTIRELY DESTROYED, ITS MACHINES STILL ABLE TO BE ACTIVATED.

[poketwo]

NOW FIND OUT HOW TO CREATE MANA CRYSTALS. HOW ABOUT CHECKING THE LOCAL ALCHEMIST? 

[wer6]

NOW FIND OUT HOW TO CREATE MANA CRYSTALS. HOW ABOUT CHECKING THE LOCAL ALCHEMIST? 

[16] THEY FORM BY DISTILLING RAW MANA FROM EITHER YOU OR THE LOCAL AURA((SLOW AS FUCK)) INTO ANY TYPE OF CRYSTAL, THE TYPE OF CRYSTAL MAKES BETTER MANA CRYSTALS.

[Tavik Toth]

Look into getting vehicles.

[poketwo]

YES, NOW BUILD A GIANT SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR.

TIME FOR SCIENCE

[wer6]

Look into getting vehicles.

[10] YOU HIJACK A PEASENTS HORSE DRAWN WAGON FILLED WITH APPELS, HE SUMMONS A LYNCH MOB, UH OH...

YES, NOW BUILD A GIANT SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR.

TIME FOR SCIENCE

[14]
PREPERATIONS HAVE BEGUN, YOU NEED APPELS TO PAY AND FEED THE WORKERS

[Tavik Toth]

Sell apples. Make it clear that I have allies that can easily wipe the lynch mob and their village out if I wanted to. Which will happen if they periodically give some supplies to me.

[poketwo]

Sell apples. Make it clear that I have allies that can easily wipe the lynch mob and their village out if I wanted to. Which will happen if they periodically give some supplies to me.

BUY ALL THE APPLES FROM HIM

[Beirus]

Eat the lynch mob. Because DRAGON HUNGRY!

[wer6]

Sell apples. Make it clear that I have allies that can easily wipe the lynch mob and their village out if I wanted to. Which will happen if they periodically give some supplies to me.

[autofail] YOU ONLY HAVE APPELS, THE BRIGHT BLUE KIND THAT CAN BE DISTILLED INTO MANA AND BE EATEN FOR +1 TO BUILDING

Sell apples. Make it clear that I have allies that can easily wipe the lynch mob and their village out if I wanted to. Which will happen if they periodically give some supplies to me.

BUY ALL THE APPLES FROM HIM

[AUTOFAIL] HE ONLY HAS APPELS, APPLES DO NOT EXIST IN THIS UNIVERSE.

[poketwo]

THEN BUY ALL OF TAVIK'S APPELS

[Beirus]

Eat the lynch mob. Because DRAGON HUNGRY!

Y U NO LET ME EAT MOB, GM?
Oh no, other people have spread the curse of poor spelling to me. But for reals, why did I not get my mob snack? I need it to get me through my day of pillaging, looting, and killing.