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Total Members Voted: 29

[poketwo]

WHERE IS THE REST OF THE UPDATE?

[wer6]

I dun goofed, typing it now.

Go mess with people using a oijie board

[11] SCREAMS OF ANGONY AND BOREDOM ARE HEARD.

Become a K'night!

[20] YOU ARE KING OF THE NIGHT, RULER OF THE UNSEEN AND THOSE WHO SCREAM!

START PRACTICING MY MAGIC

[8] YOUR MAGIC FIZZLES AND FAILS, YOU GON NEED SOME MANA CRYSALS!

[Tavik Toth]

See if I have any allies, minions and that sort of thing then check on their status.

[poketwo]

FIND MANA CRYSALS

[Beirus]

Find and eat more mana crystals.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Take control the person using the board

[TalonisWolf]

Become Leader of the Alpha Centuari, an Xenophobic Alien Race which has a special hatred of Humans.

[wer6]

See if I have any allies, minions and that sort of thing then check on their status.

[14] YOUR LORD SHIP INCLUDES A HALF BATTALION OF BATTLE KNIGHTS WITH VARIOUS WEAPONS.
YOU CAN RAID SEVERAL KINGLESS VILLAGES, BUT PISS ALL OF THEM OFF AND THEY WILL BAND UP TOGETHA

FIND MANA CRYSALS

[4] SUAM BITCH WERE DO WE FIND MANA CRYSTALS?
MAYBE USE SOME SORT OF DISTILLATION PROCESS

Find and eat more mana crystals.

[18] AWWWH YIS, YOU FIND YOUR MOTHERS SECREST STASH OF THE GOOD STUFF, 98 DISTILLED PURPLE GOODNESS BABY!
[NOM] Now all you gotta do is eat enough regular food to grow up...awh... but at the bright side, your a tiny ball of arcane death!

Take control the person using the board

[19] YOU ARE NOW  QUEEN OF  THE LOCAL SHACKVILE.

Become Leader of the Alpha Centuari, an Xenophobic Alien Race which has a special hatred of Humans.

[15] YOU AWAKEN, YOU ARE THE NANO ROBOTIC SWARM INTELLIGENCE ABOARD THE ORBITING HUSK OF A SHIP FLOATING IN SPACE AROUND THIS FUNKY ASS PLANET, AND YOU SOME WEIRD ASS WORMS AND PURPLE FLOATING INTELLIGENT SHITLIKE GHOSTS HIDING OUTSIDE MUGGING ABOUT, BETTER NOT STIR TOO MUCH OR YOUR ROBOSHINY ASS WITH BE TRASH

[poketwo]

FIGURE OUT HOW TO MASS PRODUCE  MANA CRYSTALS

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Command the people to begin construction of a massive statue of a figure I saw in my dreams
((Have people make statue of the guy the ghost looked like))

[Tavik Toth]

Raid one of the king less villages.

[Beirus]

Go eat some normal food to grow up.

[wer6]

FIGURE OUT HOW TO MASS PRODUCE  MANA CRYSTALS

[autofail] WUT ARE THE INGREDIENTS?

Command the people to begin construction of a massive statue of a figure I saw in my dreams
((Have people make statue of the guy the ghost looked like))

[12] STATUE STARTED, YOU WILL BUILD A STATUE OF A OLD MAN WITH BEARD.

Raid one of the king less villages.

[13] YOU RAID THIS VILLAGE, YOU STOLE  SOME TONES ON THE FLOOR AND A SHIT TON OF PEASANT FOOD

Go eat some normal food to grow up.

[20] MOM  BROUGHT IN A SHIT TON OF SHEEP BEFORE DYING, MMMMM NOW YOUR GROWN UP!

Turns will now take about a week ingame time, as to increase tactility.

[poketwo]

FIGURE OUT THE INGREDIENTS IF MANA CRYSTALS

[Beirus]

Avenge the deaths of my siblings and mother.