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Total Members Voted: 29

[poketwo]

DEPLOY CLONESKI, WHAT? YOU DIDN'T THINK I HAD ONE? IT IS ALWAYS WISE TO HAVE ONE INCASE OF AMBITIOUS CRAZYMEN WHO WANT TO TAKE OVER

[Beirus]

Get back in on this action. Again.

[Salsacookies]

Delete Face Puncher. Create giant flaming death cookie. Call him Salsacookie. Piggyback on Beirus just cause :]

[Alev]

Derail this with Roll to Farm!
U r a frmr. U r on ur flds. U hav a trctr. Wut u do?

[wer6]

Derail this with Roll to Farm!
U r a frmr. U r on ur flds. U hav a trctr. Wut u do?

[20]

UNIVERSE HAS BEEN RESET, IT IS NOW A FARMING SIMULATOR
U RA FRMR. U R ON UR FLDS. U HAV A TRCTR WUT U DO?

[ALL OTHER ROLLS AUTOFAILED, AS THE UNIVERSE YOU WERE IN DOES NOT EXIST.

[WITHHELD]'s action: CHHHHAAAAAAARRRRRGGEEEE

[6] YOU FAIL TO CHARGE AND YOU THINK YOU MIGHT BE HURT A LITTLE.

[WITHHELD]'S action: CHAAAAAAAARRGGGE!

[Salsacookies]

Grow some corn, make whiskey with corn, make wife frisky with whiskey from corn that I grew. Also ride around on my big green tractor

[poketwo]

SET UP GLORIOUS FARMER'S COMUNE

[Beirus]

Use tractor to take over world.

[Alev]

Y'ALL HAB 2 USE:
GREEN IMPACT

[wer6]

Grow some corn, make whiskey with corn, make wife frisky with whiskey from corn that I grew. Also ride around on my big green tractor

[6] YOU MAKE YOUR CORN FRISKY, GROW YOUR WIFE AND MAKE HER INTO WHISKEY, YOUR TRACTOR BAKES DOWN.

SET UP GLORIOUS FARMER'S COMUNE

[8] DAH, FEW FARMERS COME, BUT SOME ARE WELL RESPECTED AND RATHER STERN, BUT FAIR.

Use tractor to take over world.

[20] WITH ONE TRACTOR, A SWIG OF WHISKEY, AND A HELL OF ALOT OF LUCK, YOU MANAGE TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD, ALL POLITICIANS FEAR YOUR WAR TRACTOR.

Y'ALL HAB 2 USE:
GREEN IMPACT

[17] ALL BUT FATE HAS TO USE GREEN IMPACT.

[WITHHELD]'s action:CHAAAAAAAARRGGGE!

[1] YOUR COVER IS BLOWN, GHOST GM! NOW ANY OL' FARMER CAN CALL THE GHOSTBUSTERS ON YEH

[Beirus]

End world hunger by having farmers everywhere grow surplus food to be distributed to malnourished people.

[Salsacookies]

Divorce ma bottle o' whiskwife fo' naggin' TOO much

[Lyeos]

Build a giant robot out of tractors.

[poketwo]

START GETTING MORE FARMERS TO JOIN THE CAUSE.

[wer6]

End world hunger by having farmers everywhere grow surplus food to be distributed to malnourished people.

[9] FARMERS NOT IMPRESSED, FARMERS WANT MONEY, NOT ENDING WORLD HUNGERY.

Divorce ma bottle o' whiskwife fo' naggin' TOO much

[9]((Same roll at the same time!?)) NO, YOU LOVE YER WOIFE

Build a giant robot out of tractors.

[20] YOU STEAL EVERYONES TRACTOR AND BUILD THE SUPER TRACTOR BOT, CAPABLE OF DOING THE WORK OF A MILLION TRACTORS AND MANY OTHER USEFUL THINGS THAT A FARMER NEEDS A TRACTOR TO DO.

START GETTING MORE FARMERS TO JOIN THE CAUSE.

[7] FARMERS ANNOYED, SOME RAISE THERE PITCHFORKS IN PROTEST.

GM'S LAST ACTION: TRY TO FUCKING STAB THAT GM.
[7] STABBING HAS FAILED, YOU ARE ON SANTA'S NAUGHTY LIST.

You guys can take the current Gm's power via OP roll, and sufficient boosts/sheer luck, and it comes with all the perks~Fate.