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[JoshuaFH]

"On this sub" my brother in Christ, this isn't reddit XD

[King Zultan]

That's strange, but does that mean you've played it, and if so what kind of game is it?

Haven't dared venture into it myself, but after terrorizing some friends with screencaps I'd found, I decided to actually see if I could read up a bit on the title and find out if it was just a big elaborate joke.

And my research has shown: Uhhhh... Uhhhhhhhhhh


It definitely exists, it is a dating/management sim (with some minigames, including... Surfing?), it might very well not be satire.

Oh god it's real, but I guess it's not really that surprising given what some people do, especially given that last picture on here.

Also forum let's play when?
Also why a surfing mini game?

[Kagus]

p.s. just realized that Kagus is a username on this sub.

...wat

What did you think I was?

Also why a surfing mini game?

Spoiler: I almost wish I knew (click to show/hide)

[King Zultan]

That picture hurts me right in my sanity, and it's not the human head this time it's way the horse is bent all weird that does it.

[Eric Blank]

This is clearly satirical, meant to be nothing but a pile of memes. But they spent so much time in it. They've got too much time to waste, clearly.

[Frumple]

Cat jumped off the bed at the same time the dog tried to jump up.

Falling angel met the rising ape, and the sound it made was

klonk

[Superdorf]

Falling angel met the rising ape, and the sound it made was

klonk

...

sig'd

[JoshuaFH]

In a hypothetical world where natural selection has evolved humans to be almost totally immobile, car-driving chonkers, the human body becomes an absolute unit that can survive on-road collisions. How do I know this? I just witnessed this sculpture and scientific explanation of what I'm personally dubbing Homo Automobilicus; aka, Graham:

http://www.meetgraham.com.au/

[WealthyRadish]

http://www.meetgraham.com.au/

From my discussions I learnt that the neck was a real problem. So I just got rid of it.

I used one of our existing elements of protection, the ribs, and extended them up to reach the skull.

So if the bones themselves can’t bend, you need joints that can. Graham’s knees have movement in all directions.

Strong, hoof-like legs with added joints allow him to jump out of the way quickly in a “spring-loaded” fashion.

Sign me up!

[Eric Blank]

He just reinvented turtles and then gave them gazelle legs?

Oh god no it's way worse

[EuchreJack]

In a hypothetical world where natural selection has evolved humans to be almost totally immobile, car-driving chonkers, the human body becomes an absolute unit that can survive on-road collisions. How do I know this? I just witnessed this sculpture and scientific explanation of what I'm personally dubbing Homo Automobilicus; aka, Graham:

http://www.meetgraham.com.au/

Bullshit. He doesn't even have proper airbags installed, commonly referred to as breasts!

[JoshuaFH]

In a hypothetical world where natural selection has evolved humans to be almost totally immobile, car-driving chonkers, the human body becomes an absolute unit that can survive on-road collisions. How do I know this? I just witnessed this sculpture and scientific explanation of what I'm personally dubbing Homo Automobilicus; aka, Graham:

http://www.meetgraham.com.au/

Bullshit. He doesn't even have proper airbags installed, commonly referred to as breasts!

He does have like a second ribcage, outfitted with fluid filled sacs that are meant to mimic air bags XD

[King Zultan]

That's a strange sounding creature they've created there.

[jipehog]

p.s. just realized that Kagus is a username on this sub.

...wat

What did you think I was?

I didn't know. Googled some bird and the urban dictionary definition, and then shrugged it off as some private joke

[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I am the Knight who will plug the gaps in our forces and exploit the openings in our enemies