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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when l change the title  (Read 1846183 times)

Loud Whispers

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Parliamentary mayfly government with a head of state dragonfly nymph

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How can your trust a nymph with such power and responsibility? You need an age limit, must be at least 6 months old.
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I would starve tomorrow if I could eat the world today.

Loud Whispers

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How can your trust a nymph with such power and responsibility? You need an age limit, must be at least 6 months old.
It would be good to balance out the old aged mayflies with a younger metamorph, the powers that be are already too focused on the interests of alates and gamergates

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Feck, I was joking. But now I'm voting ChatGPT world president.
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Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination
  TD1 has claimed the title of Penblessed the Endless Fountain of Epics!
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King Zultan

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I wouldn't trust a computer to have my best interests in mind, the only thing I trust for that is me.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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MCreeper

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Tried to find a VPN that i could just occasionally turn on for 2 minutes without giving away my everything. Found some hilariously hideous stuff reading license agreements for first time in my life.
"Of course we will immidiately rob you to the pants. You can give us pants as well, but that is not required."
"We are, as repeatedly stated in and out of this agreement, not interested in gathering information about you. But we are very much interested in money that Corporation of Evil pays us for gathering information about you. Oh, and if something happens, you are obliged to say we are not to blame."
« Last Edit: March 22, 2023, 12:53:45 pm by MCreeper »
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The helicopter is rent apart by the collision, its steel unable to resist its inevitable reunion with the ground, and the meat within is smashed by the crumpling cockpit beyond any practical hope of recovery. What comes up, must come down again. Ore and ape, returned to mother planet's embrace.

Eric Blank

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That's in every licensing agreement for every software these days. I haven't bothered getting a VPN exactly because they don't stop what I want them to.
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

King Zultan

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Man if I made a product that needed a license agreement I'd put all kinds of weird shit in there since no one reads them for the most part.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

delphonso

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Proton(of Protonmail) and Mozilla both have free VPNs. Not sure how far I'd trust Mozilla, but Proton has done me well for the last few years. I can't use their VPN (operating in China requires a higher investment), but will switch to them when and if I leave here.

MCreeper

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Nah, i needed it to play a disagreeable mobile game on an emulator, so browser ones wouldn't do. In the end i found something that pinky promises to not dox me if i use it just for what i wanted to use it and will probably not virus up my computer.
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It's dumb. The game's damn nice, though.
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The helicopter is rent apart by the collision, its steel unable to resist its inevitable reunion with the ground, and the meat within is smashed by the crumpling cockpit beyond any practical hope of recovery. What comes up, must come down again. Ore and ape, returned to mother planet's embrace.

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I must submerge myself in MAGMAAAAAAAAA! daily for 17 cents, which I detest. I also geld memes.

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And hey, you've made first contact with it!
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And hey, you've made first contact with it!
Think of all the porn you could get from a place named that.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

delphonso

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That's a genuine miracle. Clearly this will be your base of operations from now.

Loud Whispers

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That's one small touch for man

One bad touch for mankind
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