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[Kagus]

Life imitates Dwarf Fortress again.

Spoiler: Inscription from the Einang runestone in Norway (click to show/hide)

[Loud Whispers]

Life imitates Dwarf Fortress again.

Spoiler: Inscription from the Einang runestone in Norway (click to show/hide)

It is a masterwork inscription. Godguest likes tombstones for their commemorative properties.

[scriver]

So I assume the (part in paranthesis) is because that part is missing

Which leads me assume more parts might be missing.

Maybe Gothagastis was just a shit carver and only put care into the part about himself.

[JoshuaFH]

Come Nerevar unless Argonian

I never played Morrowind, but these Dagoth Ur memes are absolutely priceless and I love every single one.

[King Zultan]

The only part of the carving that matters is the part where he mentions himself, that's why it is all that survived.

[Jopax]

So the McDonalds license holder for my country lost it at the end of the last year. Dude was making a killing with like, five locations in the entire country, he just decided he wasn't gonna pay the fees I guess? It basically got shut down overnight with little in way of advanced warning to anyone. A month later and the on in my city has been cleaned out and the massive space in the biggest mall in the region is being repurposed.

They're turning it into a fucking gym of all things. I find the whole thing incredibly funny for some reason.

[bloop_bleep]

So the McDonalds license holder for my country lost it at the end of the last year. Dude was making a killing with like, five locations in the entire country, he just decided he wasn't gonna pay the fees I guess? It basically got shut down overnight with little in way of advanced warning to anyone. A month later and the on in my city has been cleaned out and the massive space in the biggest mall in the region is being repurposed.

They're turning it into a fucking gym of all things. I find the whole thing incredibly funny for some reason.

Embezzlement coupled with gambling/drug addiction?

Or maybe he just wanted out of the business, I suppose.

[dragdeler]

Well I'm a bit surprised that all the franchises in a country were part of the same thing... But 5 is manageable so I guess it's understandable. Mcdo doesn't really manage these places in europe, people own their franchises afaik.

[Great Order]

Termination Test Record:
SCP-682 was given a massage by an unlicensed massage therapist.

682 enjoyed the massage for the duration. At the end of the session, SCP-682 tore off the therapist's arm, saying "PROFESSIONALISM IS CRINGE."

682 is still A N G Y.

682 hates professionals.

[bloop_bleep]

We are not professionals. Only professionals have standards.

[Rolan7]

*Brett attempts to lose a senate race by recording himself with a professional dominatrix, but asks her about her day first*
Cut to: "Brett, how did you somehow legalize and unionize sex work??"

omg later: "If you really want to get back at your parents, vote WITH them against their best interests!!"

This is Inside Job by the way, oops

[Laterigrade]

We are not professionals. Only professionals have standards.

I don’t think ripping people’s arms off is polite.

[MaximumZero]

We are not professionals. Only professionals have standards.

Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

[Eric Blank]

We are not polite.

[Frumple]

Or efficient, for that matter.

... plans? No. No plans.