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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when l change the title  (Read 1772281 times)

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 11000 laughs, somehow
« Reply #11760 on: April 10, 2021, 12:07:23 pm »

Das harsh, man.

Maybe on Monday when OLD MAN DIED! is still in the goddamn news I’ll feel differently, but atm, harsh.

Eh, one less pedophile. One less man who gained wealth by destroying lives.
I think you're confusing him with Prince Andrew. Although The queen's husband did have a reputation for being a womanizer, at least in his younger days, I am unaware of any pedophilia scandals surrounding him.
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« Reply #11761 on: April 10, 2021, 06:02:59 pm »

I think you're confusing him with Prince Andrew. Although The queen's husband did have a reputation for being a womanizer, at least in his younger days, I am unaware of any pedophilia scandals surrounding him.

Aside from his associations with Saville and Peter Ball, and meeting his wife when she was 13 (he was 18), most of it is just a very large number of coincidences and interference with investigations that don't happen to people who don't at least support child molestation.

Andrew was known for being way too into Nazi stuff, which is a bad look for a family that contained so many Nazis, and also being a good friend of Epstein.

But anyway, more laughs.


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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 11000 laughs, somehow
« Reply #11762 on: April 10, 2021, 10:31:28 pm »

Of all the things I might think the frogs would be eating, that did not enter consideration.
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« Reply #11763 on: April 11, 2021, 02:00:48 am »

What kind of frogs are eating stuff like that, and why are the cows so wimpy that they're scared of frogs?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 11000 laughs, somehow
« Reply #11764 on: April 11, 2021, 03:15:57 am »

Cows are prey animals right, theyre easily startled. Maybe they scare the cows when they jump around by the creek/water pond. Horses get spooked often by little things too. Sometimes I think they let themselves get spooked by shit just to have something to do, a sort of thrill, the way people watch scary movies almost.

Why theyre eating his shirt, no idea. is his shirt falling apart and hanging from the laundry line? Maybe theyre attacking the loose threads thinking theyre insects.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 11000 laughs, somehow
« Reply #11765 on: April 11, 2021, 03:44:35 am »

I think the cows were eating the shirt, and the frogs just tried to save his clothes.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 11000 laughs, somehow
« Reply #11766 on: April 11, 2021, 04:04:29 am »

I think the frogs were just trying to get vengeance for their relatives getting shot.  Any farmer I know shoots at varmints that bother them.  A lot.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 11000 laughs, somehow
« Reply #11767 on: April 11, 2021, 06:21:42 am »

This dude 100% dropped his shirt in the pond during a swim and then blamed it on the frogs.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 11000 laughs, somehow
« Reply #11769 on: April 11, 2021, 10:35:17 pm »

What kind of frogs are eating stuff like that, and why are the cows so wimpy that they're scared of frogs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE

I would be scared, too.
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« Reply #11770 on: April 12, 2021, 12:47:19 am »

I bet frogs like that are the reason there's a military perimeter around Chernobyl.
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« Reply #11772 on: April 13, 2021, 03:19:52 am »

Oh man I haven't see any of those videos in years.
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« Reply #11773 on: April 13, 2021, 07:44:33 am »

I just saw that the FCC is encouraging people to help them gather data about internet speeds by using speed test websites and sending in the results. Despite it being common knowledge that ISPs who throttle speeds well below what they're selling to customers also exempt speed testing sites from the throttling to make it harder to prove.

I guess you'll get extremely credulous people to think the FCC is actually trying to do their jobs, but hopefully the majority can tell it's a "pretend we're doing one thing while doing the opposite".
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 11000 laughs, somehow
« Reply #11774 on: April 13, 2021, 08:02:30 am »

Should've used Xiph.org's test media collection. The files are reasonably large, and no ISP in the right mind would try to speed up those downloads. Not when it's copies of movies that they can't make money from. Plus, those guys are, like, almost entirely anti-DRM (open-source and all that), which is the number one way to get big IP-holding companies to hate you. It's a good test of actual Internet speeds. I've checked, their servers can do at least 100 Mbps.

Of course, that implies the FCC gives a shit.
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