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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Unlimited Laugh Works
« Reply #11505 on: January 22, 2021, 04:12:25 pm »

Tyler sounds like a horrible person.

Also, if they can sell it for 6 cents a bottle, presumably still receiving a profit, how much does it cost to produce?

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« Reply #11506 on: January 22, 2021, 04:36:12 pm »

Tyler sounds like a horrible person.

Also, if they can sell it for 6 cents a bottle, presumably still receiving a profit, how much does it cost to produce?

Occasionally they'll sell products for a loss, just so that someone will take them away and the bottom line will be less of a loss than if they'd not sold anything and had to pay to dispose of the entirety of the stock.

See: Clearance sales.

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« Reply #11507 on: January 22, 2021, 09:56:44 pm »

The UN banned nukes...

But no nuclear powers signed it, rendering the entire declaration pointless aside from non-proliferation.

Shows how inept the UN is. Bad idea anyways, if there were no nukes we would get WW3.
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« Reply #11508 on: January 22, 2021, 09:59:00 pm »

The UN banned nukes...

But no nuclear powers signed it, rendering the entire declaration pointless aside from non-proliferation.

Shows how inept the UN is. Bad idea anyways, if there were no nukes we would get WW3.

Yeah because nukes have stopped nuclear powers being belligerent to one another.

The adage goes nobody knows what WW3 will be fought with, but WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones.
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« Reply #11509 on: January 22, 2021, 10:00:56 pm »

The UN banned nukes...

But no nuclear powers signed it, rendering the entire declaration pointless aside from non-proliferation.

Shows how inept the UN is. Bad idea anyways, if there were no nukes we would get WW3.
You miss the point of the declaration. Nukes can be as much a liability to a nation as a benefit - that's why South Africa and Ukraine dispensed with theirs, and why Israel insists upon the absurd claim of opacity. Nations with them have to play by a different book than those without, and those rules are not always as advantageous as you might think.

The non-nuclear nations enact something like this to increase the distance between themselves and a potential nuclear war, as well as military intervention by the nuclear powers on the classic fiction of a "rogue nuclear program".
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« Reply #11510 on: January 22, 2021, 10:05:01 pm »

The UN banned nukes...

But no nuclear powers signed it, rendering the entire declaration pointless aside from non-proliferation.

Shows how inept the UN is. Bad idea anyways, if there were no nukes we would get WW3.

Yeah because nukes have stopped nuclear powers being belligerent to one another.

The adage goes nobody knows what WW3 will be fought with, but WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones.
They did stop open war though. Without nukes the Cold War would have definitely turned into WW3.

The UN banned nukes...

But no nuclear powers signed it, rendering the entire declaration pointless aside from non-proliferation.

Shows how inept the UN is. Bad idea anyways, if there were no nukes we would get WW3.
You miss the point of the declaration. Nukes can be as much a liability to a nation as a benefit - that's why South Africa and Ukraine dispensed with theirs, and why Israel insists upon the absurd claim of opacity. Nations with them have to play by a different book than those without, and those rules are not always as advantageous as you might think.

The non-nuclear nations enact something like this to increase the distance between themselves and a potential nuclear war, as well as military intervention by the nuclear powers on the classic fiction of a "rogue nuclear program".
Fair enough, I may have misunderstood it.
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« Reply #11511 on: January 22, 2021, 10:13:32 pm »

WW3 was fought with developing nations.
Wait this is the laugh thread

I almost posted the following earlier but was distracted by the Phoenix Wright parody (that was worth the build-up, by the way, and while I recognized the first inspiration (yeah yeah, from Rick & Morty) the rest were new to me and quite something).

Eurogamer's Johnny cooks a Sunless Sea/Fallen London recipe:  Zzoup.
The thing is that Zzoup is described as a weird thing only Devils enjoy, and the recipe is... fairly unusual.  I'm actually kinda excited that a dev gave him the official recipe, which is a closely-guarded secret of Hell in-game.  And he does eat some at the end, Ashens-style!

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« Reply #11512 on: January 22, 2021, 10:17:29 pm »

Yeah you get what I meant. I'd rather we have proxy wars than confrontations between major powers what would kill tens of times more.
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« Reply #11513 on: January 22, 2021, 10:57:23 pm »

I very much enjoyed the Ace Attorney quoteathon.

My contribution: User Inyerface - A worst-practice UI experiment.
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« Reply #11514 on: January 23, 2021, 01:03:37 am »

That is... brilliant.  An experience worthy of "Thanks, I hate it!"
(I wonder if I missed a pun on the word "check" but it let me through anyway)
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« Reply #11515 on: January 23, 2021, 02:10:34 am »

An experience worthy of "Thanks, I hate it!"

And that is exactly what I said to the friend who passed it on, LOL
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« Reply #11516 on: January 23, 2021, 02:10:39 am »

I wish I'd had this when I was teaching UI/UX design last year, wow. This is great.
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« Reply #11517 on: January 23, 2021, 02:13:06 am »

This is a masterwork, honestly.

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« Reply #11518 on: January 23, 2021, 03:22:03 am »

as well as military intervention by the nuclear powers on the classic fiction of a "rogue nuclear program".

They can just give another reason for a military intervention (see:Syria), and you don't have the nukes to dissuade them.
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« Reply #11519 on: January 23, 2021, 03:18:41 pm »

as well as military intervention by the nuclear powers on the classic fiction of a "rogue nuclear program".

They can just give another reason for a military intervention (see:Syria), and you don't have the nukes to dissuade them.

That's why you start a rogue nuclear program after voting for the resolution.
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