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[Rockeater]

Can't stop laughing
The best part so far

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[Iduno]

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I can't stop making these but they amuse me on an archaeological level

you feel it too don't you

the funny in your bones

Pretty good.

[Loud Whispers]

ty

Also, Lotr but every time Sam takes a step it's the farthest away from home he's ever been (37:30)

[Reelya]

Yeah, nice idea but i didn't like the execution. It would have been a lot better if he's just constantly mixed in the audio of "this is the farthest from home i've even been" each time he was walking.

[Dunamisdeos]

This is why we haven't cured cancer.

This is what we are spending our time doing instead.

*popcorn popping*

I'll be back in 9 hours.

[Reelya]

<snip> meant to post this to the wtf thread.

EDIT: should share a laugh instead.

https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/restaurant-boss-mocks-customer-on-tripadvisor-over-coeliac-demands/news-story/3ff7810af0e2e584470b53a5565f8dba

Gluten intolerent 'Karen' goes to a busy restaurant, repeatedly demands various staff tell her whether every little thing contains gluten, they're not able to cater to her liking. Karen leaves one star review online; owner/chef basically responds with a GTFO (he had three waiters constantly coming to him saying this woman wanted this, this woman wanted that), sarcastically promises her the red carpet treatment next time with a personal waiter and chef.

[hector13]

That’s not a Karen.

The waiter is refusing to check something that will take 30 seconds to put someone’s mind at ease, and is blatantly lying to the woman about ingredients being listed on the menu.

The staff need better training if they don’t know what allergens are in the meals they offer, that would mean they don’t have to go off and bother a chef during busy periods, or the owner being bombarded with questions.

[Reelya]

No they did. They went back and forth to the chef asking the questions, all three waiters. There were four people trying to answer her questions, during a busy period, but she wasn't having it, so screw them, right?

Yeah, maybe they should all know that stuff. But if none of them did, then clearly she's the first person to have brought it up, so it's still asking for stuff that's specific to her. How do you train for shit that's never come up before?

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[Jopax]

Clearly it's no ordinary nazigold, but most certainly one of the cursed variety.

[Reelya]

New excavators are worth about $10000 a ton. Get a bigger excavator and dig that one out and sell it.

[McTraveller]

This made my day:

because 'thrill' has multiple connotations.

(Her body of work is quite fantastic.)

[Egan_BW]

New excavators are worth about $10000 a ton. Get a bigger excavator and dig that one out and sell it.

But to do that you'd need to buy a bigger excavator than the one you're digging up which would make it hard to make this operation profitable.

[Reelya]

When you inevitably lose the bigger excavator what you do is then sell salvage rights to that excavator, but to multiple parties.

Or you do The Producers and sell shares in your original salvage mission to many people then deliberately fuck it up.