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[Flying Dice]

In the not particularly famous words attributed to Bill Gates, "Monopoly's just a game, Senator, I'm trying to rule the fucking world."

Sure that wasn't Bezos?

[Frumple]

It was said by Robin Williams doing a short Gates riff. Live on Broadway, somewhere back in like the 90s, early 00s. I'm absolutely sure that wasn't Bezos

[Kagus]

https://imgur.com/gallery/xX8Cf8Z

I do sometimes wonder about my sense of humor, and where it all went wrong...

[Rolan7]

This kills the crab

[TD1]

Trevor's dead

[wierd]

Oh no! Now dracula will reign eternally!

[askovdk]

http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/

... necromancers can now raise a new type of intelligent undead from historical graves and battlefields. ... They are under the control of the necromancer, but can retain much of their old identity. (There are bugs to wrangle - sometimes they take off and join performance troupes.)

Thank you Toady, the logical results of your creation's complexity is so wonderful. Thank you forever.

[KittyTac]

Meow Meow! Meow! Meow! - Meow! Move! Meow! Meow! Meow!




"In a world with more eyes and ears than ever, a cute cat's a good thing."

- Meow!, The Cat Wren, (The Adventures of Meow! Pippin)


SINGLE PLAYER

Pokémon Red, Green & Blue, on the NES


CAT FUTURE

"A cat is the most powerful force in life, and only by keeping them in check can you save humanity."

- Professor Birch


GAME FEATURES


NEW STORY-LINE


- A newly written and beautifully rendered story that takes place on a distant planet whose citizens rely on the energy of cats.


- A unique, but never before-seen world - a cat world that never has and never will get old.


- Tons of exciting new, entirely original and not-so-fun facts and trivia to solve and play with.


* A whole new generation of cat pets, including new cat-empowered cats!


* A brand new character: Mimi, the cat dog!

- A new, whole new world -

[IcyTea31]

http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/

... necromancers can now raise a new type of intelligent undead from historical graves and battlefields. ... They are under the control of the necromancer, but can retain much of their old identity. (There are bugs to wrangle - sometimes they take off and join performance troupes.)

Thank you Toady, the logical results of your creation's complexity is so wonderful. Thank you forever.

Darkness falls across the land / the midnight hour is close at hand...

[wierd]

(insert 'Thriller' main musical theme intro here)

[hector13]

“But Night Daa-aad, I’ve always wanted to perform!”

“Well why don’t you just run away and join the circus then?”

[Dunamisdeos]

My buddy has a complex headcanon going on with his Final Fantasy 14 character. Name is Captain Floofers. We have 4-5 people who play regularly, all which are part of the JUSTICE CREW.

We fed "Captain Floofers is the leader of the Justice Crew" into that https://talktotransformer.com/ thing and it kept spitting out really compelling and/or hilarious alternate reality versions of him. Current favorite is the Poke-verse Floofers, though we also got a recurring space opera version who turned villainous after his Justice Crew died, and also one that frequently fights the Riddler with Batman.

"In Floor 4, Floofers is the leader of the justice crew, acting as a negotiator with Team Aqua. He is the only male member of the justice crew to have the phrase "Ladies welcome!" written on his chest. "

"In Floor 4, Floofers is the owner of The Room, a shop in The Island where they sell clothing for both male and female. This is how he came into the position of captain, though he does not know it yet as he did not enter the Team Aqua Grunt's room until after he had given Koga a hard hitting punch in the face. "

Please note that he is the only male member to have that written on his chest. Alternate universe Pokemon is very different indeed.

[Yoink]

I realised I was probably having a depressive episode, but then I realised that could be shortened to "depressode". Ha. Gotta love a problem that solves itself.
_{It really didn't but at least I am momentarily distracted.}

[Rolan7]

It's now my headcanon that all Urbanmech pilots are at least a little drunk and a lot maniacal

[Rose]

So dwarf Fortess now implements Zombie Land Saga.