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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when l change the title  (Read 1845858 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9660 on: March 03, 2019, 08:58:06 am »
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I don’t think camels are Xenomorphs.
But there could be Xenomorphs inside the camels.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9661 on: March 03, 2019, 09:23:26 am »
Quote from: scriver on March 03, 2019, 08:42:16 am
And the mite in the tick
And the amoeba in the mite.
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Kagus

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9662 on: March 03, 2019, 09:27:52 am »
Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 03, 2019, 09:23:26 am
Quote from: scriver on March 03, 2019, 08:42:16 am
And the mite in the tick
And the amoeba in the mite.
And the ennui in the amoeba.
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hector13

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9663 on: March 03, 2019, 09:36:30 am »
What is this, reverse “I Know An Old Lady”?
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

If you struggle with your mental health, please seek help.

Rolan7

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9664 on: March 03, 2019, 11:45:40 am »
I knew an old lady who ignored her guide,
I don't know why she ignored her guide,
I guess she died
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9665 on: March 04, 2019, 08:59:03 am »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9666 on: March 06, 2019, 05:17:02 am »
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Kagus

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9667 on: March 06, 2019, 05:44:14 am »
Quote from: dragdeler on March 06, 2019, 05:17:02 am
God I love making business with eastern europeans. Talk about work Estonians.

Poland is an industrial workhorse, and there's a winged hussar riding the horse.


Also there have been some budget constraints, so they had to reduce the size and weight of the package to save on shipping costs. The item you ordered has been removed in order to lighten the load.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9668 on: March 06, 2019, 06:10:08 am »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9669 on: March 07, 2019, 11:48:25 pm »
I always appreciated Oblivion's NPC-on-NPC conversations without really listening to what they were saying, as any relevant information shows up in the quest log or topic list anyway. Then I hear this gem:

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Imperial: "You never leave The Feed Bag hungry!"
High Elf: "They do sell food. Yep. That is a place where you can buy food."
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9670 on: March 08, 2019, 10:14:57 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9671 on: March 09, 2019, 02:06:45 am »
All Hail Lord Buckethead
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9672 on: March 09, 2019, 05:44:12 am »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9673 on: March 09, 2019, 05:48:15 am »
Quote from: Kagus on March 09, 2019, 05:44:12 am
Pie causes outrage, destabilizes the foundation of honest pastry competitions. More at 11.
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“Pies are supposed to be filled with (...) liver and kidney, with the jelly and little pieces of fat in the middle"
This is it. This is proof. The British do not qualify as human beings.
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Ghosts are stored in the balls?[/quote]
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also George_Chickens quit fucking my sister

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9674 on: March 09, 2019, 08:55:44 am »
Pie is, for the most part, meant to be savoury.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

If you struggle with your mental health, please seek help.
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