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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when l change the title  (Read 1845708 times)

Hanslanda

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9600 on: January 29, 2019, 06:44:50 pm »

Bob's burgers was meh mostly to me.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9601 on: January 30, 2019, 02:26:57 pm »

I'm a sucker for funny headlines.    :P

Recovery crews summon 'The Beast' to help lift collapsed crane at Vancouver port.

Vancouver wizards are pretty powerful.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9602 on: January 30, 2019, 02:59:57 pm »


Vancouver wizards are pretty powerful.


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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9603 on: February 02, 2019, 06:35:50 pm »

So i found a news story, i dont care if its real or not because its hilarious. Apparently a 14 year old florida girl called in a pizza delivery to her neighbors house, then stole the delivery vehicle, in order to go visit her boyfriends house. Horny 14 year olds are a menace to society.

Apparently she ditched the car in someone elses driveway, but the cops tracked her down and arrested her.

https://www.local10.com/news/florida/florida-girl-needs-ride-to-boyfriends-house-steals-pizza-deliverymans-car
Or
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/introducing-florida-girl-703241
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9604 on: February 02, 2019, 06:45:38 pm »

So i found a news story, i dont care if its real or not because its hilarious. Apparently a 14 year old florida girl called in a pizza delivery to her neighbors house, then stole the delivery vehicle, in order to go visit her boyfriends house. Horny 14 year olds are a menace to society.

Apparently she ditched the car in someone elses driveway, but the cops tracked her down and arrested her.

https://www.local10.com/news/florida/florida-girl-needs-ride-to-boyfriends-house-steals-pizza-deliverymans-car
Or
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/introducing-florida-girl-703241
Florida, enough said.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9605 on: February 03, 2019, 01:54:19 pm »

Florida Girl Commits Grand Theft Pizza Auto to get in Florida Boy's Pants
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9606 on: February 03, 2019, 03:17:48 pm »

"We were impressed that when we inquired about their services over the company's online chat, CEO and co-founder Sally Outlaw personally jumped into the chat with a representative to explain..."

I think I would consider having a legal name change (it's for an online banking company)
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9607 on: February 03, 2019, 03:27:03 pm »

What kinda badass family winds up with a name like that to begin with?!
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9608 on: February 03, 2019, 03:34:42 pm »

You should know, youre the australian here.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9609 on: February 03, 2019, 04:49:36 pm »

Fun fact: When I was a teen I suspected that Lucy Lawless was a fake name. Sounded too porny
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9610 on: February 03, 2019, 05:28:22 pm »

I have the same problem with Ariana Grande. It's not so much it being a fake name, just that it specifically sounds like a porn name.

What kinda badass family winds up with a name like that to begin with?!
https://www.linkedin.com/in/max-fightmaster-6586a576

https://www.linkedin.com/in/rad-heroman-7b187421

'Murica.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9611 on: February 03, 2019, 06:58:48 pm »

There’s a journo in the UK called Max Steel
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9613 on: February 04, 2019, 05:41:58 pm »

...aaaand watch it release in an unfinished state anyways.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9614 on: February 04, 2019, 06:53:24 pm »

The games that Devolver publishes are hit or miss, but their marketing department is... a good marketing department, I guess.
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