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[Egan_BW]

I actually end up clicking recommendation pretty regularly. >.>

[Yoink]

Am I the only one who gets mostly relevant results?

Yeah, Youtube recommendations are generally pretty on-point.
Watch one thing that's completely different to your usual fare, however, and it has a tendency to spaz out. Also I get a fair few video album reviews recommended, ahaha. Such fuckery.

[AzyWng]

"Dat ass tho, Jesus."
"What did you expect?"

[EnigmaticHat]

In Frozen Synapse 2 after I attacked a neutral faction and won their leader called me up and had this to say:

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"We need to talk."

...

"Things haven't been going particularly well lately."

...

"That's all, commander."

That's the entire conversation.  Sure showed me.

[Felissan]

Getting a WR with style

[Reelya]

Some crims stole a load of about a hundred electronic devices from a Silicon Valley tech company. The funny part is that the company's line of business was making mobile GPS tracking devices. Let's just say things did not end well for the crims.

[Akura]

Some crims stole a load of about a hundred electronic devices from a Silicon Valley tech company. The funny part is that the company's line of business was making mobile GPS tracking devices. Let's just say things did not end well for the crims.

Before making off with about $18,000 worth of the devices, the thieves grabbed a beer out of the fridge and cut themselves in the process, leaving fingerprints and blood evidence.

...How do you cut yourself getting a beer out of the fridge?

[Kagus]

Aha! You've activated my trap beer!

[Frumple]

Noticed I Don't Care, I Ship It is immediately followed by Dixie Biscuit on my mp3 player.

<sub>why this is amusing may not be immediately obvious

to spell it out, coincidental ordering lead to a song about the ethos of crack fanfiction shipping being followed up by a song about cocaine

the punchline is crack cocaine

accidental crack cocaine</sub>

[Reelya]

I'm having some fun reading about American versions of "Australian" food today in the news.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/americans-have-put-their-own-spin-on-potato-cakes-and-australians-arent-having-it/news-story/546299b33d228fc2ac2a1529c7473c35

Despite its striking appearance, in Australia, fairy bread isn’t considered fancy food — the toast is usually eaten as breakfast, as a snack in-between meals, or after dinner to finish off the meal

Seriously, this is not true. Nobody eats fairy bread as a breakfast, an after-dinner dessert or a snack between meals. It's an uncommon treat for kids, usually at birthday parties or the like. It's really sugary, so I guess Americans assume it's an "everyday food". But to normal non-disgusting-blob people, it's something to save for special occasions for the kids. I've probably eaten fairy bread a dozen or so times or so in my entire life. I can't remember the last time, but I would have been about 11 years old. It's not something you'd usually come across after primary (elementary) school.

The other part of the story was about the American version of potato scallops. They're basically slices of potato about 1/4 inch thick, battered and deep fried. Normally, when you get fish and chips you might ask for a couple of scallops as well. But in America they're selling them as "Australian battered potatoes" and a single serving is like a bucket of 20 of the things smothered in cheese and ranch dressing (i.e nothing like what we put on them here). no wonder you're a nation of land whales. I mean, what' the fuck even is this meant to be, and why does it have an Aussie flag sticking out of the food:
https://twitter.com/RachaelHasIdeas/status/1044513085426348032

Don't get me start on the "bloomin' onions" whatever that is supposed to be. At a fish and chip shop you can ask for deep-fried onion rings, but again, you buy them by the individual number of rings, it's not a huge monstrosity of fried onion by default.

[Bumber]

Redshirt retirement fund embezzlement

[TamerVirus]

But in America they're selling them as "Australian battered potatoes" and a single serving is like a bucket of 20 of the things smothered in cheese and ranch dressing (i.e nothing like what we put on them here). no wonder you're a nation of land whales.

Dem's dat country fair food. Which classifies more as grease and fat than food.
examples given: fried beer, fried koolaid. fried butter

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[scourge728]

fried koolaid.

wait. you can FRY koolaid!?!?! How does one do this?

[TamerVirus]

wait. you can FRY koolaid!?!?! How does one do this?

Looks like they make donut holes but add lots of koolaid to the batter

[George_Chickens]

I'm having some fun reading about American versions of "Australian" food today in the news.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/americans-have-put-their-own-spin-on-potato-cakes-and-australians-arent-having-it/news-story/546299b33d228fc2ac2a1529c7473c35

Despite its striking appearance, in Australia, fairy bread isn’t considered fancy food — the toast is usually eaten as breakfast, as a snack in-between meals, or after dinner to finish off the meal

Seriously, this is not true. Nobody eats fairy bread as a breakfast, an after-dinner dessert or a snack between meals. It's an uncommon treat for kids, usually at birthday parties or the like. It's really sugary, so I guess Americans assume it's an "everyday food". But to normal non-disgusting-blob people, it's something to save for special occasions for the kids. I've probably eaten fairy bread a dozen or so times or so in my entire life. I can't remember the last time, but I would have been about 11 years old. It's not something you'd usually come across after primary (elementary) school.

The other part of the story was about the American version of potato scallops. They're basically slices of potato about 1/4 inch thick, battered and deep fried. Normally, when you get fish and chips you might ask for a couple of scallops as well. But in America they're selling them as "Australian battered potatoes" and a single serving is like a bucket of 20 of the things smothered in cheese and ranch dressing (i.e nothing like what we put on them here). no wonder you're a nation of land whales. I mean, what' the fuck even is this meant to be, and why does it have an Aussie flag sticking out of the food:
https://twitter.com/RachaelHasIdeas/status/1044513085426348032

Don't get me start on the "bloomin' onions" whatever that is supposed to be. At a fish and chip shop you can ask for deep-fried onion rings, but again, you buy them by the individual number of rings, it's not a huge monstrosity of fried onion by default.

What the fuck is this
What the fuck have they done to us