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[Jopax]

Spoiler: The "My sisters kid can do it cheaper" school of marketing (click to show/hide)

[scourge728]

Do najpovoljnige and ikad mean anything? I assume it's croatian or something (croatiabus) but the rest of the ad is in english

[Jopax]

Roughly translates to "Cheapest ever" or similar.

[Kagus]

And then a... German URL extension? Alrighty then.

We don't know where we're headed, but it's the most economic option!

[Frumple]

That said, seeing him act all gung ho really made me want to find him something to do.

Let’s see… he’s much pretty limited to using only his mouth and front paws. The former was much more reliable than the latter, so we’d need something that wouldn’t suffer from him holding it in his mouth all the time.

『Oh, I know. How about helping me make the butter?』

「Woof?」

『One sec.』

I grabbed a barrel out of the dimensional storage. Inside was freshly squeezed milk, obtained from none other than our friend at the Luciel Conglomerate. The plan was to use it in order to create butter which would then be used for the chicken broth we needed to flavour the spiciest variation. I was originally planning to just use of space/time magic, but this was one of the few things that Urushi could actually do, so might as well leave it up to him instead.

To begin, I had him return to his usual size.

『Hey Urushi, open wide.』

「Bark.」

『Catch.』

「Woof?」

『Make sure you don’t bite down, alright? The barrel’s made out of wood, so it’ll probably break if you do. 』

「Woof.」

『Alright, you don’t actually need to do anything super complicated. All you have to do is start shaking it as hard as you can and not stop till I tell you to.』

「W-Woof…?」

『Hey, you’re the one who said you wanted to help, so get to work already.』

「W-Woof!」

Urushi obediently started to reproduce the ever so well known phenomenon of violent headbanging in response to my commands. All he had to do was keep that up for an hour, and we’d have butter! Though, he’d also probably be a bit more than just a bit dizzy, but hey, whatever. He asked for it.

Headbanging wolf churns butter, more at eleven.

E:

Time flew as we concentrated our assigned tasks; the evening had almost seemed have blindsided us.

Urushi was, as one would expect, no longer able to stand on his feet. He’d been wobbling about in one of the room’s corners ever since he completed his task.

[Yoink]

The book I am reading has made me laugh on several occasions thus far, with varying levels of intensity. Considering it was just a last-minute grab at the library that I picked up more-or-less at random for the sole purpose of padding my selection of borrowed books up to an even number, I am quite pleasantly surprised.

[TD1]

You're one of those people who needs to have the volume at an even number, aren't you?

[Eric Blank]

Multiples of five or only odd numbers

[Hanslanda]

Volume on my TV is 37

[Kagus]

For girlfriend, it *must* be a multiple of five, preferably a multiple of ten.

Unless the number ends on 8, because that is her lucky number and is thereby an exception.


I'm just happy so long as it's a real number.

[Gentlefish]

You're one of those people who needs to have the volume at an even number, aren't you?

Yes. Multiples of five are also acceptable.

[WealthyRadish]

I've noticed that when I'm really frustrated I develop a preference for odd numbers, since in times like that I just can't even.

[Frumple]

May you get ate by seven mimes for that.

[hector13]

May you get ate by seven mimes for that.

You butchered that one.

Quietly, presumably.

[Yoink]

Multiples of five or only odd numbers

Volume on my TV is 37

Yes. Multiples of five are also acceptable.

...I have never been so triggered in my life.

Multiples of four at all times, otherwise at the very least an even number.

For girlfriend, it *must* be a multiple of five, preferably a multiple of ten.

Unless the number ends on 8, because that is her lucky number and is thereby an exception.


I'm just happy so long as it's a real number.

The fives thing is disturbing, but I suppose I can forgive her considering my own fondness for the number eight.