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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8640 on: March 29, 2018, 11:03:33 am »

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Not counting spambots and the like, I reckon we can make the whole year, it's outside of American campaigning times

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8641 on: March 29, 2018, 11:04:33 am »

There are midterms in America later this year, right?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8643 on: March 29, 2018, 11:48:37 am »

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Not counting spambots and the like, I reckon we can make the whole year, it's outside of American campaigning times
Getting adverts for it already man, about 7 months to go.
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8644 on: March 29, 2018, 04:59:56 pm »

Unless he gets banned.

im HErE forEvEr.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8645 on: March 30, 2018, 01:20:49 am »

Playing a match in Pokemon TCG Online. Basically, I kept drawing unhelpful cards and was barely hanging on the entire match.
My opponent takes long, carefully thought out turns. I read these forums while waiting, and take only a few seconds for my own turns.
He gets all his Pokemon set-up, which involve several with abilities to optionally draw more cards every turn.
I stall him by knocking energy off his active Pokemon, and sacrificing my weak Pokemon to buy time to get more energy on my one good one.
Eventually, I'm forced to use it. I knock down 1/2 the HP of the opposing Pokemon. He switches out and knocks me down to 20/180 HP in a single blow.
I hit again for 1/2 that Pokemon's HP, and prepare to lose...

Instead, I'm greeted with: You Won!
My opponent had completely emptied his deck with all his card-drawing shenanigans.
I see this all the time when people use that strategy against me. When will they learn? XD
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8646 on: March 30, 2018, 07:55:04 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8648 on: March 31, 2018, 03:43:29 pm »

I made a comment t a customer when told to have a good day that it would be if i could figure out why the lizards made of cheese and got the blankest "wtf is wrong with you" face ive ever seen and it was hilarious
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8649 on: March 31, 2018, 04:21:59 pm »

Our store's total sales of books/media for yesterday, which was Good Friday: $666.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8650 on: March 31, 2018, 06:05:24 pm »

   [PERMITTED_REACTION:SPELL_CREATE_MAGIC_CHEESE]
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8651 on: March 31, 2018, 06:07:02 pm »

Maurice and His Educated Rodents when
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8652 on: March 31, 2018, 06:18:15 pm »

   [PERMITTED_REACTION:SPELL_CREATE_MAGIC_CHEESE]
Whhhhhhhhhhhhy

Because i thought it would be useful to summon various food products. I have no idea how this escalated.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8654 on: April 02, 2018, 05:06:33 pm »

Possibly the best Doom mod trailer I've seen yet.

I'm not actually joking, either - every part of the trailer fits well with the comedy that this mod provides.
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