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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8565 on: March 11, 2018, 07:41:00 pm »

Oh, that's brilliant.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8567 on: March 13, 2018, 02:40:47 pm »

Cooking with Jeff Goldblum

Entirely wholesome in its goldblumness
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8568 on: March 13, 2018, 09:07:36 pm »

For a while now, to show respect to the whole genderneutral debate, the German banks adress their customers as 'Kunde' (client (m)), or 'Kontoinhaber' (account holder (m)) regardless of gender.
But now a 80 year old famous feminist, Marlies Krämer, is sueing the Sparkasse, beacuse she wants to be adressed as 'Kundin' (client (f)), or 'Kontoinhaberin' (Account holder (f)). She claims that choosing the masculine form as the standard neutral adress goes against her constitutional right of equal treatment.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8569 on: March 13, 2018, 09:15:26 pm »

Does German have a gender neutral term for 'client' and 'account holder'? Which are already as gender neutral as it gets in English.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8570 on: March 13, 2018, 09:27:11 pm »

Fackin’ Europeans behind the times so far their words have pronouns.

An accidental post, but bugger it, I don’t mind looking casually racist on the internet.

I should probably stop doing sarcasm. Evidently I worry about people in 10 years time judging me on my internet posting history.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8571 on: March 13, 2018, 09:28:57 pm »

english best language, absolutely zero arguments about gendered words
ZERO
*nudges "they" under the table*
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8572 on: March 13, 2018, 09:47:11 pm »

Does German have a gender neutral term for 'client' and 'account holder'? Which are already as gender neutral as it gets in English.

Nah, Germany's really kind of screwed in that manner since they have a German language. Sadly for this issue, I don't think there is a neuter version of client or account holder.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8573 on: March 14, 2018, 04:36:42 pm »

I made up a pick up line today.

I am an atheist but you just made me believe in angels.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8574 on: March 14, 2018, 04:47:30 pm »

Does German have a gender neutral term for 'client' and 'account holder'? Which are already as gender neutral as it gets in English.

Nah, Germany's really kind of screwed in that manner since they have a German language. Sadly for this issue, I don't think there is a neuter version of client or account holder.
and that's why new words can be created, wonderful thing about phonetic languages, that.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8575 on: March 14, 2018, 05:03:56 pm »

There is literally no reason why grammatical gender has to correspond to anything else in the world. Didn't we already settle this issue with "Mädchen"?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8576 on: March 14, 2018, 05:06:43 pm »

we need words for referring to male or female though, because without it makes it much harder to describe someone helpfully

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« Reply #8577 on: March 14, 2018, 10:40:14 pm »

There is literally no reason why grammatical gender has to correspond to anything else in the world. Didn't we already settle this issue with "Mädchen"?
That's due to the -chen ending. You would need to rewrite a lot of grammar to get it to work generally.
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« Reply #8578 on: March 14, 2018, 11:54:52 pm »

That's due to the -chen ending. You would need to rewrite a lot of grammar to get it to work generally.
I... wasn't suggesting altering more words to have a neuter gender, I was saying that Mädchen, generally translated "girl", has a neuter gender, so we should stop caring what gender words have because any connection to sex is clearly out the window already.
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« Reply #8579 on: March 15, 2018, 01:13:47 am »

we need words for referring to male or female though, because without it makes it much harder to describe someone helpfully

I dunno about German, but in Ukrainian, even inanimate objects have genders. "Nose" is masculine, "hair" is feminine, "eye" is neuter, etc. It doesn't make that much sense, really.
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