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[Frumple]

Mo Jingtian slowly nodded his head. He knew that from this day on, the Lin Clan would become the most powerful faction in the empire. In fact, even their Imperial Family would not dare to do anything to them.

Because, the Lin Clan had produced a Lin Dong.

It may be because it's twenty minutes till 1 AM, but. I laughed. _{also no, that's not the actual title of the work, it's wu something or other, it's in my post history if you actually care}

[CABL]

Guys and gals, there's already a thread for all your Inspirobot shenanigans.

Spoiler: Can I arrest Alex Jones, then? (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: About orgasms and beer bottles (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: The bot suggests reproduction, fattening, and going nuts (click to show/hide)

[EnigmaticHat]

The best thing about #3 is that reproduction is the *first* step.  In a six step process that ends in "go nuts".

[CABL]

Oh, I have a good one:

Spoiler: DOOM: Internet Demon Invasion (click to show/hide)

[Ultimuh]

edit: Nevermind, I moved it.

[TD1]

The best thing about #3 is that reproduction is the *first* step.  In a six step process that ends in "go nuts".

It's actually 5 steps.

[Tawa]

I just finished watching the dubbed version of Star War: The Third Gathers: Backstroke of the West. It was hilarious. My favorite character was probably either D the Speaker or Ratio Tile; the scene where D gets the part to say with you forever was amazing.

[CABL]

An incel thinks that alternative country music subreddit is not about alt country, but about fictional countries. Hilarity ensues.

[redwallzyl]

An incel thinks that alternative country music subreddit is not about alt country, but about fictional countries. Hilarity ensues.

It was recently brought to my attention that such people exist. What a bunch of pathetic morons.

[hector13]

I feel I may regret this, but what's incels?

[GiglameshDespair]

"Involuntary Celibates".

It was a subreddit where a bunch of misanthropic losers who couldn't get laid talked about how much they hated women for not sleeping with them, basically.

That's not an exaggeration; by all accounts it was a pit of scum and misogyny.

[IronTomato]

It's been a while since I heard about those guys, but apparently there was one member of that community who was so convinced that it was the responsibility of women around him to have sex with him that he proposed the US government provide girlfriends (in other words, government appointed sex slaves) to "incels" so that they wouldn't have to go through the pain of being deprived of female posterior.

TL;DR they're a bunch of douchebags who are too repulsive to obtain dat pussay and are perpetually really mad about it

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I remember back when their wikipedia article got axed, which was way back before I heard the word incel as we know it now.

[Reelya]

 To be honest I've suspected some of that is from both genders, however it's couched differently / has it's own rationales.

e.g. "patriarchy fat-shaming / unrealistic beauty standards" could in some cases be a mask for the same sort of gripes. Basically ... those people who claim that all sexual attraction is a myth because of the patriarchy. e.g. the claim that boobs aren't desirable because we've evolved to be attracted to signs of biological adulthood, but it's completely arbitrary.

Some of those more out-there radfem articles straight-up state that men expressing any sort of standards whatsoever, for who they will date, is rape culture or toxic masculinity. e.g. for example EveBitfirst's rape supporter article claims men merely expressing that they have a "type" they like at all, makes them a rape apologist. So ... if you like skinny girls ... rapist. If you like curvy girls ... also a rapist. If you have any sort of preferences whatsoever where one girl is more attractive to you than another, you're a closet rapist according to EveBitFirst. (the original article is actually a good fit the the laugh thread, but not in a good way).

This sort of thing isn't that far off what the incel idiots write, it's just wrapped up in a slightly different meta-narrative.

[Helgoland]

Hey, in parts of Southeast Asia having as little boob as possible is seen as desirable. The breast fetishism that we Westerners take for granted is indeed a cultural artifact.

However I guess it's no coincidence that in both cultures breasts carry a sexual significance, as opposed to, let's say, pinky toes.