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[TD1]

We do not speak his name.

[Rolan7]

It didn't happen in vanilla DF, it's NSFW, and it's abominable.  It really is best forgotten.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

The doctrines of the One Who Is Unspoken shall remain in shadow until the time of Pathos' awakening.

[Teneb]

Look, it involved child rape. There, now your curiosity is well and truly dead, thus we can move on to actual laffs.

[JimboM12]

Well, im sorry this turned into a thing. On the plus side, i went to get some ice cream and saw a kid who made me think of this.

[Twinwolf]

It feels weird not being behind on schoolwork. But nice though since it means I can do things.

[Loud Whispers]

tbh you're all a bunch of heretics for turning him into an unnecessarily edgy sounding legend

people want forbidden knowledge. if you just say it's your standard mexican flipboard bespoke cartoonist conflagration disgust people will understand that it's not anything worth wasting time over. turning it into voldemon 2 electric boogaloo means everyone will turn into hairy potters and become wizards and shit just to find the ebin occult. all im saying is if i found the necronomicon i'd name it "A-Z of Smith Hodeneir legal remedies and tort of law" to ensure no one wanted to look for it. calling it the "holy shit you don't want to read this book" bound in human leather and screaming faces and tentacles is just begging for reading

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Dang it, this made me laugh cuz its true, memes will assimilate us all.

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[meme nomads]

[hector13]

To be fair, there's nothing stopping them PM'ing someone for the deets. I think that's how I found out about it.

[Egan_BW]

The full story is on DFFD, I believe. It's honestly not that interesting a read. Only the last part is even really horrifying.

[Derpy Dev]

The full story is on DFFD, I believe. It's honestly not that interesting a read. Only the last part is even really horrifying.

I'm into creepypasta, so that doesn't really phase me as much as it should. I still don't have names to go on though.

So... I know this is the laugh thread, but... mind sharing a word to search to find this horror story?

[Egan_BW]

Honestly, I don't think it's an actual rule not to say his name, and it would hardly do any good if it were. Obok Meatgod.
Also it's not anything like creepypasta.

[Derpy Dev]

Honestly, I don't think it's an actual rule not to say his name, and it would hardly do any good if it were. Obok Meatgod.

Thanks for supporting my self destructive attitude!

Also it's not anything like creepypasta.

Aw.

[hector13]

Yeah, it's pretty typical DF adventure mode, just right at the end it gets rather fucked up.

[Derpy Dev]

Yeah, it's pretty typical DF adventure mode, just right at the end it gets rather fucked up.

I read the wiki article and it says that these things were described in great detail, so I'm guessing the madman behind this particular incident didn't make it out to be 'typical DF adventure mode'. Though I wouldn't know because I'm currently to much of a wimp to read it before bed, so I might check it out tomorrow if I'm feeling stupid.

In other, more humorous news, I searched that cursed name on DFFD and the only thing that came up was the page on Dwarvenmon 2010. I cannot fathom why.

[Criptfeind]

It's really not that interesting. This whole conversation is just the streisand effect gone wild. It's just a meh story about a dwarf going around killing people and then the player modded in limbs named after genitals and used them to crush people with the wrestling system.